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    I can fap to this

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    I snuck on to the field and did the same thing, spreading my Dads ashes out in RF in 2019. We used to watch 50+ games a year together in section 134. Made me a Stros fan since birth. He had the best s

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Keep winning series

Rangers lose.  Let’s go Baltimore.

Won't be us, let's see if the Dodgers fall out of 1st tonight

Also picked up a game on the Jays

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Rangers lose.  Let’s go Baltimore.
Yeah Money Maton hooked it up this afternoon

Yall fuckers need to respect Abreu’s process. 95% of the time it works every time 

he is one of the top 10 relievers in MLB. He will be fine 

get Walter and garcia back healthy and we have enough arms without Hader. Pray it’s muscular (back fine for 26) and not structural (career in jeopardy). 

6 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

Nice series win. Got hunter another W too. 

If he gets top 3 in Cy Young we steal a draft pick.  Hes pitching like Cy Young again. 4 shaky outings outside of that he’s been a top 5 pitcher in baseball. Finish strong. 

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:
4 minutes ago, Rip76 said:
Rangers lose.  Let’s go Baltimore.

Yeah Money Maton hooked it up this afternoon

 

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

But the way they lost.

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Hadn't seen that.  All after 2 outs in the 9th.

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Day off tomorrow and then we have a brutal stretch of 23 gms in 24 days. 7 of the next 10 gms are against the O's with a series vs DET sandwiched in between.

Just now, Gourmand said:

Day off tomorrow and then we have a brutal stretch of 23 gms in 24 days. 7 of the next 10 gms are against the O's with a series vs DET sandwiched in between.

I’m terrified of the 7 with Baltimore. 

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I’m terrified of the 7 with Baltimore. 

Not to mention the home series vs Colorado and LAA to close out August.

I’m terrified of the 7 with Baltimore. 
Why? We HaVe BrYaN aBrEu!!!

We haven't played them yet this year and were 5-2 vs Baltimore last year

12 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I’m terrified of the 7 with Baltimore. 

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38 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

If he gets top 3 in Cy Young we steal a draft pick.  Hes pitching like Cy Young again. 4 shaky outings outside of that he’s been a top 5 pitcher in baseball. Finish strong. 

Is he in the top 3 right now? I figured Skubal, Fried, Eovaldi and Crochet are all up there with him too. It's gonna be real tough for an Astro to win it considering the voters. Would love to see it, but very doubtful he gets that kind of recognition. 

52 minutes ago, Limp Brisket said:

Boston +11 run diff, Astros win series.

i'm pretty sure there was a post by someone just like that before the series

2 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

Is he in the top 3 right now? I figured Skubal, Fried, Eovaldi and Crochet are all up there with him too. It's gonna be real tough for an Astro to win it considering the voters. Would love to see it, but very doubtful he gets that kind of recognition. 

It’s 6/5 and pick em. He needs to finish strong. No more duds and houston winning the division and I think he gets there. 

Hey Cano, throw strikes shithead

Fun little 9th inning.  M's tie it with 2 in the top half, O's walk it off with a 2 out double scoring the runner from 1st

18 minutes ago, Pablo said:

i'm pretty sure there was a post by someone just like that before the series

after we won the first game by a run I posted we’d go 5-1 on this homestand with a -8 run differential.

Best we can do now is 5-1 with -6.

You know…it really amazes me that we get Javier back and Hader gets a pussy ache.  He and Yordan need to get back here so we can win the World Series again.  I’m not playing with the rest of these ass ache organizations.  Yeah, we cheated, so what.  2 time and soon to be 3 time champs.  Smells like bitch in MLB.  Major League Bitchball full of pussy aching sports writers.  Fucking losers.

@Johnny Chimpo

Whatever the opposite of "rack em" is

10 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

You know…it really amazes me that we get Javier back and Hader gets a pussy ache.  He and Yordan need to get back here so we can win the World Series again.  I’m not playing with the rest of these ass ache organizations.  Yeah, we cheated, so what.  2 time and soon to be 3 time champs.  Smells like bitch in MLB.  Major League Bitchball full of pussy aching sports writers.  Fucking losers.

@Johnny Chimpo

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On 8/11/2025 at 9:55 PM, UTexasFight said:

We’re going to go 5-1 on this homestand with a -8 run differential. 

keeping an eye on this statement

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

at a minimum, we have to win every serious 

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1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

at a minimum, we have to win every serious 

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Yordan feasts on Orioles like he is back on the island.

 Yordan Alvarez has 22 hits, 7 home runs, 21 RBIs and 16 runs scored in 26 games against the Orioles in his career.

We really do need him to stop jerking around. 

3 of those Yordan bombs were in one game...along with a Showrrea rocket past the flag pole that made Francis Scott Key take notice. 
 

Let's do it again...but train tracks or gas pump. 

1 hour ago, TejasPedro said:

Yordan feasts on Orioles like he is back on the island.

 Yordan Alvarez has 22 hits, 7 home runs, 21 RBIs and 16 runs scored in 26 games against the Orioles in his career.

We really do need him to stop jerking around. 

Half of that came from one game against them in August 2019 when we scored something like 25 runs.

That was back when we made the other team use position players to finish pitching in a game.

1 hour ago, Murfdogg21 said:

Perhaps continued jerking around is what has prolonged his hand injury. 

 

you can't grow him a new hand ????

1 hour ago, Guadaloopy said:

Off days suck, but they suck less after a series win.

You can't let Off Day beat you.

-Mack Brown

ESPN updated their top 10 prospects for every team, something to peruse on off-day. No real surprises here, but other teams did get some prospects for selling at the deadline. 

 

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3 of those Yordan bombs were in one game...along with a Showrrea rocket past the flag pole that made Francis Scott Key take notice. 
 
Let's do it again...but train tracks or gas pump. 
Was at those games

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