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14 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Sanchez has a very pretty swing. Please get more consistent. 

 

12 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

Dirty Sanchez

Breaking your 0 for 29 with a 4 for 4 days is pretty wild

1 minute ago, WBT said:

 

Breaking your 0 for 29 with a 4 for 4 days is pretty wild

Baseball is a cruel game satisfying game.

3-3 night ...

 

last 5 at bats, 5 hits 

Edited by tx 3 putt

I mean, I have no idea why we bothered to send him down there with fucking melton and trammell and smith getting AB’s in the bigs. Whatever out of practice Yordan gives you couldn’t be worse, and the other team would at least be afraid of him. 
if he’s not in the lineup tomorrow I’m pissed. I’d like to see his 4th hit of the night fly over the wall though. 

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I mean, I have no idea why we bothered to send him down there with fucking melton and trammell and smith getting AB’s in the bigs. Whatever out of practice Yordan gives you couldn’t be worse, and the other team would at least be afraid of him. 
if he’s not in the lineup tomorrow I’m pissed. I’d like to see his 4th hit of the night fly over the wall though. 

 

he looked a little slimmed down too

he's ready 

Edited by tx 3 putt

Five hits in one game seems like a lot. Apparently Altuve has never had five hits in one game.

16 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

3-3 night ...

 

last 5 at bats, 5 hits 

Give that man a hand...

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

5-5 sanchez !!!!!!!!!

10 year deal !!

Raised his OPS 19 points tonight.

Nice work, Salmon Guide.

Reset the clock, we are now at 6 innings of scoreless baseball.

This joy I feel about this win is tempered by the fact that I fucking hate Craig Kimbrel.  

Two games up and we've gained a half game over the past week.  What have you guys been bitching about?

Put Yordan on a plane to bwi tonight

What a relaxing evening. We should win by blowout more often. 

13 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Put Yordan on a plane to bwi tonight

 

corpus airport is limited 

you have NAS cc and kingsville right there, lot of jets and pilots that need flight time !

 

Anyone else keep thinking the next game Costanza will implode, but somehow he keeps dealing?

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1 hour ago, Hornsbay22 said:

Anyone else keep thinking the next game Costanza will implode, but somehow he keeps dealing?

He's beboppin' and scattin' and I'm losing' it! : r/seinfeld

11-3 in the orange jersey with the orange-billed hat. Cool. That's my favorite anyway.  Run 'em out there the rest of the way, whenever you can.

Orange jersey sucked balls in Boston.

How bout we kill some chickens going forward.  Make bats warm too.

4 hours ago, wood said:

11-3 in the orange jersey with the orange-billed hat. Cool. That's my favorite anyway.  Run 'em out there the rest of the way, whenever you can.

But no matter the jersey du jour, orange bills from here on out. That winning pattern is clear...which probably means we'll not see them again. 

The navy cap/orange bill is an abomination.  The alternate cap should be solid orange.

s-l1200.webp

 

Edited by WBT

#yordamwatch 

his bat is hot, get him to baltimore 

Edited by tx 3 putt

Internet says we won last night, can anyone confirm this? I know you're not supposed to believe everything on the internet

44 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Internet says we won last night, can anyone confirm this? I know you're not supposed to believe everything on the internet

You’re for damn sure not supposed to believe anything on surly, so don’t look here for your answer 

2 hours ago, WBT said:

The navy cap/orange bill is an abomination.  The alternate cap should be solid orange.

s-l1200.webp

 

This is the way

12 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

corpus airport is limited 

you have NAS cc and kingsville right there, lot of jets and pilots that need flight time !

 

There is a Greyhound leaving Corpus today at 250p arriving in Baltimore Sunday at 730a.  Just in time for him to take BP and be ready for the game at 1235p.
 
 
Fri, Aug 22Sun, Aug 24
GreyhoundFlixBus
 
 
  • Corpus Christi Bus Station
    2 Transfers
    02:50 PM
  • Baltimore Downtown Bus Station
    07:30 AM
Total (incl. TAX)
US$350.96
1 Adult
$346.97
Service Fee
$3.99

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6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

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Fucking pricks. What are they trying to do get him Texas league player of the week?  

*SUBJECT TO CHANGE 

 

 

)Hillary Clinton Agree GIF

 

Edited by Gourmand

They do that every time they're promoting a game that an Astro is supposed to play in.  It's a cya deal for the Hooks.

3 hours ago, cabowabo said:

 

There is a Greyhound leaving Corpus today at 250p arriving in Baltimore Sunday at 730a.  Just in time for him to take BP and be ready for the game at 1235p.
 
 
Fri, Aug 22Sun, Aug 24
GreyhoundFlixBus
 
 
  • Corpus Christi Bus Station
    2 Transfers
    02:50 PM
  • Baltimore Downtown Bus Station
    07:30 AM
Total (incl. TAX)
US$350.96
1 Adult
$346.97
Service Fee
$3.99

The bus already made one trip up taking Brice up to Baltimore.

send the Richmond kids on the trip back down and get Yordan on the return trip up

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