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    4 - 2 road trip. lulz  

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    I snuck on to the field and did the same thing, spreading my Dads ashes out in RF in 2019. We used to watch 50+ games a year together in section 134. Made me a Stros fan since birth. He had the best s

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9 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

I wouldn’t let Mcculers pitch for Austin High. Soft ass punk. Three odd weeks for a fucking blister. 

26 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

should we start the offseason thread ?

Do we even have a spot for JP Germany to get activated 

6 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Do we even have a spot for JP Germany to get activated 

 

hader to the 60 day 

 

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6 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Do we even have a spot for JP Germany to get activated 

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21 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

The best solution is to always have a 4+ run lead going into the 9th

or be down 12 runs going into the 9th

What is the record for HRs against your former team?   Last night at the game I told my daughter "you know what is the best thing about Correa?"  She takes the bait and say "go on....".  So I tell her he has "the best in-laws in Laredo".  My wife said "damn straight" and we laughed.  Meanwhile my daughter has the puzzled look on her face.  Amy tells her, his in-laws own and operate our favorite place to eat in Laredo.  Then the guy behind us start laughing.  Fun times other than the score. 

Especially when you have lost your division lead.

Well, nice run.

Get healthy for ‘26.  Jeez

Too bad trade deadline isn’t Aug 15th. They really should move it back a couple weeks since adding more wild cards. Can only patch so many holes. At some point the boat sinks. 

They might have rode it out if Framber and Brown had kept up their first half performance.  When those 2 started scuffling, the wheels fell off.

Well we could go get Trevor Bauer :/

37 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

I'm so tired of this bullshit with him and Espada and Brown covering it up

3 minutes ago, Pablo said:

I'm so tired of this bullshit with him and Espada and Brown covering it up

 

'could'

I 'could' close a game this week for the astros 

not to scare anyone, but tonight is pretty much the most important game of the year 

Aggy wife has a good idea.  She said the organization needs to fine pitchers for throwing balls and giving walks.  Pitching coaching staff gets fined for losing by more than 3 runs per game.  

This team is going to be BOSS in 2026

Have they not figured out that Roman Anthony doesn’t chase?

Tuve doing his best to be Tuve on the basepaths 

I cant wait until we hire Altuve as 3b coach after he retires. It is going to be epic

I love when Alex Cora gets punked.

Didn't end up meaning anything but still

You keep walking batters and you're gonna get burned

I’m not loving this Melton/Smith platoon bullshit. Melton most likely sucks and Cam is the future of the franchise. Let the kid play and fight through the rookie wall. He showed promising signs of doing just rhat in New York.

Caratini has cooled off so much that he has no business playing everyday. I have no idea why he has vice grip on the 5 hole.

Sanchez should be playing everyday. 

3 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

You keep walking batters and you're gonna get burned

Brown, somewhat like Framber at times, often seems to lose focus quickly once there's a baserunner. I don't know if it's a windup vs. stretch thing or what. 

8 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I’m pretty sure every Astros couple is fat as fuck. 

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I’m not loving this Melton/Smith platoon bullshit. Melton most likely sucks and Cam is the future of the franchise. Let the kid play and fight through the rookie wall. He showed promising signs of doing just rhat in New York.
Caratini has cooled off so much that he has no business playing everyday. I have no idea why he has vice grip on the 5 hole.
Sanchez should be playing everyday. 
Wut.

Cam had played like 7 games in a row....got an off day. He is our RF.

Sanchez is garbage against lefties


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