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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Pining For IOLs Who Can Fog A Mirror

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1 minute ago, BigOrange1 said:

did not know that - my apologies.

So tell the person you said it to, dipshit. Not the dweeb who just told you.

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Just now, Js1 said:

Then in the nicest way possible, I’d be focusing on enjoying what’s left of my life and not bitching about Kyle Flood incessantly on a message board. Nobody lays on their death bed and wishes they had spent more time going after the Texas OL coach

and if they did, I’d just feel sorry for them

Yes. Because dying slowly of several degenerative diseases isn't reason enough to feel sorry for someone.
If I were dying, slowly and painfully, I don't think I'd be giving up on Texas football. I'd probably be wanting to see one more championship before I die.

3 minutes ago, goathumper said:

Try to money whip guys from programs with good OL development with notoriously deep pockets for NIL?

Great idea! They'll never see it coming

3 minutes ago, goathumper said:

Try to money whip guys from programs with good OL development with notoriously deep pockets for NIL?

Great idea! They'll never see it coming

We can't do this is my point. I'm now questing some of our staff. Kyle Flood is number one for me. Let me know if wrong.

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3 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

So tell the person you said it to, dipshit. Not the dweeb who just told you.

you can still fuck off.

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

Missed this... SIAP

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1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

If I were dying, slowly and painfully, I don't think I'd be giving up on Texas football. I'd probably be wanting to see one more championship before I die.

I don't know - this thread makes me feel like I am dying, maybe not slowly but definitely painfully.

Just now, BigOrange1 said:

you can still fuck off.

Big girl panties. Whoa. You're so tough. If only you were as smart as your attitude.

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7 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

That's the problem. There need to be a whole hell of a lot less of the idiots posting here.

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8 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Then in the nicest way possible, I’d be focusing on enjoying what’s left of my life and not bitching about Kyle Flood incessantly on a message board. Nobody lays on their death bed and wishes they had spent more time going after the Texas OL coach

and if they did, I’d just feel sorry for them

I'm inclined to agree, but I'm also not going to judge anyone for how they spent whatever time they have left. Maybe some people like complaining on the internet and socializing with misfits. As far as vices to indulge, that seems pretty mild.

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1 minute ago, William Bludworth said:

Big girl panties. Mad tough internet hero. If only if you were as bad ass as your internet persona

This was a terrible burn, so I fixed it for you. still bad but I had so little to work with...

So reading the tealeaves on Coleman - If he wants to play with someone who is going to get him to the next level in his final season, his choices are:

Arch Manning in Sark's offense with weapons around him

Marcel Reed in first time play caller Holmon Wiggin's offense with no weapons around him

Brendan Sorsby in second year playcaller Mack Leftwich's offense in the B12

First year starter Keelon Russell in Deboer/Grubb's offense with less weapons around him

To me the choice seems fairly obvious unless he just wants to be home in Alabama, but I doubt that is the case.

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1 minute ago, BurntEyes said:

This was a terrible burn, so I fixed it for you. still bad but I had so little to work with...

It'll do.

1 minute ago, hornlife said:

We can't do this is my point. I'm now questing some of our staff. Kyle Flood is number one for me. Let me know if wrong.

You are not wrong for questioning why Flood is on this staff. I agree with you. Which probably isn’t much of a comfort since 90% of the board thinks I’m wrong about everything.

I am 💯 with ya. Flood should be gone.

I just want to get some lineman who have played more than 5 games and not just a bunch of tackles.i don’t care if these guys are big names or from the WAC. All I care about is Can they protect Arch and can they help us get our new RBs the ability to routinely get 100 yds per game bc we only had one running back get over 100 yds one game this year and it was against Aggy and that RB is gone.

Does anyone have Any idea who per-se is? At all? Or is this just a bit? Like per-se is the next guy to visit?

I’m also agreeing with whatever posters who are saying to not get excited about any Michigan portal people. It’s all a ruse. Buncha Cheaters,

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Looks like the Cal LB is going to visit Michigan after today.

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16 minutes ago, Zhorn96 said:

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14 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

General reminder to everyone in this thread that Hornlife has several medical issues that effect general cognition, ability to type effectively, and dude is facing an end of life situation sooner than most of us. React to him and his posts as you will with that in mind.

14 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

He's dying (not a joke).

He's retarded (not a joke?).

This thread is rough, but let's stay positive. We only have each other in these trying times.

My act of kindness regarding such matters? Remove temptation. I wish everyone else was a kind as me.

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Doesn't look like he's played in a single game over the last two seasons. I'm assuming there's something up.

At 6'6" and 323 lbs he's big enough, I guess.

4 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

Doesn't look like he's played in a single game over the last two seasons. I'm assuming there's something up.

At 6'6" and 323 lbs he's big enough, I guess.

Auburn OL was terrible this is like pining for the 3rd string LG for Texas.

Just now, Codaxx said:

Auburn OL was terrible this is like pining for the 3rd string LG for Texas.

Except we need a 3rd string LG so pining for one isn’t irrational. It’s just a question of cost.

He played in 12 games, started none, this season.

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Rumor is the Yale transfer may not qualify academically here. So we may have to pull some strings

14 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

I still haven't fully recovered from the letdown of the last Tyler Johnson that played OT.

9 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I got slapped by a Japanese snowmonkey once.

My act of kindness regarding such matters? Remove temptation. I wish everyone else was a kind as me.

lol! Getting negged by a Japanese Snow Monkey must be near the top of anyone’s list of memorable encounters. 😁

15 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

The same o line that gave up 15 sacks to blowU. Nah

How do y’all feel about Sikorski?

9 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

Auburn OL was terrible this is like pining for the 3rd string LG for Texas.

I wouldn't say anyone's pining for him. Or at least not on this thread. Instead of "pining" I would say more "desperate and willing to set aside all standards" like one does at a hotel bar in Beaumont at 1:55 AM.

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Just now, someguy said:

How do y’all feel about Sikorski?

If he is willing to commit to us today, I love him and have always loved him.

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1 minute ago, Teryor said:

Should fit in here with that last name.

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21 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I got slapped by a Japanese snowmonkey once.

Holy Shit, CTJ is Nolan Ryan.

2 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

I wouldn't say anyone's pining for him. Or at least not on this thread. Instead of "pining" I would say more "desperate and willing to set aside all standards" like one does at a hotel bar in Beaumont at 1:55 AM.

Oddly specific

Zero touchdowns and three interceptions

1 hour ago, hornlife said:

Culture my ass. We for some reason with Massive NIL can"t get players we need. Are we broke, overpaying, no donors? I did my share. OL, probably scrubs, RB maybe,, LB maybe. Why can't we get a decent ol when we need 3? it's not money, it's coaching. Hello Flood.

You’re like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie

3 minutes ago, someguy said:

How do y’all feel about Sikorski?

If you're asking I hope it's because he's coming

2 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

If he is willing to commit to us today, I love him and have always loved him.

This. I was cautiously optimistic by the fact that TN is also interested in the guy, so that's something. Quality of competition is a question, but we need probably 4 IOL, so he seems as good a candidate as anyone at this point.

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

When I look at Mike Elko, I see a guy who knows when he's had enough.

G.R.I.N.D.

G.R.I.N.D.

8 minutes ago, someguy said:

How do y’all feel about Sikorski?

I am assuming he is “per se.” I’m cool with it. At least he’s played over 400 snaps.

3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

If you're asking I hope it's because he's coming

This. I was cautiously optimistic by the fact that TN is also interested in the guy, so that's something. Quality of competition is a question, but we need probably 4 IOL, so he seems as good a candidate as anyone at this point.

There is a cross over point between beggars and choosers, we're at full drag worm status now.

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Just now, Lurch said:

Jesus

Can he block?

Just now, BurntEyes said:

There is a cross over point of beggars and choosers, we're at full drag rat status now.

* Drag worm

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7 minutes ago, someguy said:

How do y’all feel about Sikorski?

They represent an elite level of luxury travel. What’s that got to do with anything?

7 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

I wouldn't say anyone's pining for him. Or at least not on this thread. Instead of "pining" I would say more "desperate and willing to set aside all standards" like one does at a hotel bar in Beaumont at 1:55 AM.

”one” is awfully presumptive here.

5 minutes ago, TheAuditor said:

Holy Shit, CTJ is Nolan Ryan.

Fishing at Pedernales Falls with my roommates. The assault was brutal, but I don’t remember Nolan Ryan being in the vicinity.

27 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I got slapped by a Japanese snowmonkey…..once.

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How I read that.

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Can he block?

* Drag worm

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1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Can he block?

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Just now, David Dennison said:

Can he block?

Ain’t nobody making a bigger opening than Moses he is old but I’m sure he has a little left in the tank

1 hour ago, JBJ said:

The Yale lineman is a team captain. Never thought we'd be looking at getting a Yale Leader.

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image.jpegHow much does it cost to be slapped by one? Asking for myself

4 minutes ago, Lurch said:

Jesus

4 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Can he block?

Well, we know Helabious is on board.

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