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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Eloi! Eloi, lama sabachthani!

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1 minute ago, MrBig said:

Fucking Sark and Flood are recruiting on offense like they’re about to bolt to the NFL.

Coach Boom HCIW?

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Just now, David Dennison said:

Why are you counting now?

It isn't that hard to count backwards from 8.

Just now, TexasRenegade said:

I dont think he ever actually entered. It was reported he might, but I never saw it announced he was.

Yea tbh I already thought he’d said he was staying

so defense and special teams seems to be doing great, but our offensive genius head coach can’t close on any of his players?

classic sark.

23 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

Bro do we even fucking have OLs for practice??

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Well, we just saw LSU buy a QB into the portal that had no plans to do so just a week ago. I don't see why we cant do the same for RB and interior OL. I don't trust Flood though.

4 minutes ago, Daichee Bell said:

That's the first guy Sark has let back after actually entering the portal. Policy change given chaos of NIL?

We’ll call it the Akina Exemption

20 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

i seriously doubt sark is using the company plane because it's too slow

our cigars own planes that are almost twice as fast

that said, fwiw the regent's plane departed bergstrom at 715am, was 'diverted' to albuquerque where it was on the ground for a 30+ minutes before departing abq arriving vgt (north las vegas) 1230pm (central)

these are it's only flights in the past 7 days

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5 minutes ago, SOHHvet08 said:

For real??!! Gerry Hamilton hyped Cruz up so much during that '24 recruiting cycle, I assumed he would be next man up at Center after Jake Major graduated.

So many Gerry Hamilton specials. He becomes friends with a guy’s dad or coach and then wont shut up about the guy until they portal out. The he says they will go on to be a good player somewhere else and they don’t.

Just now, Lonestar88 said:

Well, we just saw LSU buy a QB into the portal that had no plans to do so just a week ago. I don't see why we cant do the same for RB and interior OL. I don't trust Flood though.

Sark obviously wants to lose. There's really no other explanation.

1 minute ago, Da Fino said:

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Almost made it to Michigan.

48 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

we didn't leave them much to work with


By tomorrow morning, the number of active posters here will be 25% less.

1 minute ago, Lonestar88 said:

Well, we just saw LSU buy a QB into the portal that had no plans to do so just a week ago. I don't see why we cant do the same for RB and interior OL. I don't trust Flood though.

We don’t have a chicken tender guy…. And no billionaires that like football.

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10 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Losing Kibble, Stroh, Neto and Cruz doesn't hurt depth as none of those guys were ever going to play at Texas. They were just numbers. But going forward, we are going to have a depth issue at OL for the foreseeable future. We signed 2 useful guys on the OL this year when we needed a class of beef because we hadn't recruited well on the OL the prior year. So even if we bring in 3 starters this year, we will have no-one to replace, Baker, Goosby and Cujoe and we will have few worthwhile backups to the starter we bring in. It is basically a clusterfuck of our own doing.

WTF are you talking about? Based on how thin the current OL roster is all of those guys would at least be in the 2-deep if not a starter. So yes losing those guys does effect the OL depth.

6 minutes ago, Bevo said:

It isn't that hard to count backwards from 8.

Show off

23 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

i seriously doubt sark is using the company plane because it's too slow

our cigars own planes that are almost twice as fast

that said, fwiw the regent's plane departed bergstrom at 715am, was 'diverted' to albuquerque where it was on the ground for a 30+ minutes before departing abq arriving vgt (north las vegas) 1230pm (central)

these are it's only flights in the past 7 days

Everything you just said is wrong.

Just now, SOHHvet08 said:

WTF are you talking about? Based on how thin the current OL roster is all of those guys would at least be in the 2-deep if not a starter. So yes losing those guys does effect the OL depth.

I wonder if it will look different in ten days to eight months.

We may never know.

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Sark obviously wants to lose. There's really no other explanation.

I'm literally being positive and you are still bitching.

20 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

but… what if mom and dad fucked me this year

Jesus, dude.

How tf does Flood still have a job

1 minute ago, Lonestar88 said:

I'm literally being positive and you are still bitching.

Bitching? I'm having a blast. This is the best thread on surly.

7 minutes ago, Lonestar88 said:

Well, we just saw LSU buy a QB into the portal that had no plans to do so just a week ago.

waitwat?

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

How tf does Flood still have a job

Focus on your own teams OL problem

5 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

We don’t have a chicken tender guy…. And no billionaires that like football.

Losing Red really fucked us.

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

Focus on your own teams OL problem

Our aggy owner will let anyone in this place.

14 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Sark's gonna have to round up a bunch of Surly fatties just to field a 2 deep.

There are plenty of “rounded” up Surly posters who are limited to going 2” deep.

16 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

I thought you were gone once you entered into the portal. That was fake news?

Sounds like Texas Isaac Brown'd him and delayed him from ever entering his name in the portal.

13 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Why are you counting now?

I'm guilty of worrying about the numbers.

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1 minute ago, WBT said:

waitwat?

Washington QB Demond Williams signed a NIL deal to return to Washington 4 days ago, but announced he was going into the portal today and the rumor is LSU offered him 2 million more than UW did.

5 minutes ago, SOHHvet08 said:

WTF are you talking about? Based on how thin the current OL roster is all of those guys would at least be in the 2-deep if not a starter. So yes losing those guys does effect the OL depth.

Neto, Stroh and Cruz were never going to play a meaningful snap at Texas again. Get ahold of yourself.

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3 minutes ago, WBT said:

waitwat?

Keep up

3 minutes ago, Eggo said:

Losing Red really fucked us.

Iw as telling my friend this the other day. He would've made sure we had every elite portal player.

6 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

So many Gerry Hamilton specials. He becomes friends with a guy’s dad or coach and then wont shut up about the guy until they portal out. The he says they will go on to be a good player somewhere else and they don’t.

It’s obvious Flood is one of his sources/friends/acquaintances/whatever. All season he said he wouldn’t support a “scapegoat” OL coach firing and Sark is the head coach and has final say in all these things so it falls on him.

Eventually a poster pushed back and said something along the lines of “so if you believe this then you would never agree with a coach getting fired at any school, because head coaches at every other school have final say too.”

He’s one of the best in the business but even he has his biases.

28 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

all I’m getting is this fucking erector set?

your mom gave me a fucking erector set alright

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Why is everyone stuffing Sark in a locker

Because he had the audacity to give us a taste of success after 12 years of wandering in the desert.

3 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Why is everyone stuffing Sark in a locker

He’s a cuck, remember?

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6 minutes ago, Lonestar88 said:

Washington QB Demond Williams signed a NIL deal to return to Washington 4 days ago, but announced he was going into the portal today and the rumor is LSU offered him 2 million more than UW did.

5 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Keep up

And that's fair. So what happen to Leavitt? Lane too poor?

If you want a brief distraction from our own misery go take a look at the Washington fan and player melt downs on twitter, reddit, etc. Apparently this guy gave them zero warning that he was even considering a move. Just up and noped out. Their entire program found out from the Thamel tweet basically.

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Bobby reported tonight that the LB from Cal (Cade Uluave) is visiting later in the week.

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Just now, Im_smarter_then_you said:

I now understand why Sark wanted to leave go the nfl

maybe he should hire a gm to help him

Just now, WBT said:

And that's fair. So what happen to Leavitt? Lane too poor?

Lane pulled a Tommy Tuberville and ghosted him at a LSU basketball game.

Just now, Hiphopopotamos said:

Bobby reported tonight that the LB from Cal is visiting later in the week.

Can he play RB?

1 minute ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

I now understand why Sark wanted to leave go the nfl

Welp there's 7 openings right now

Just now, Hiphopopotamos said:

Bobby reported tonight that the LB from Cal is visiting later in the week.

IT had mentioned it earlier but glad to see someone else confirming it. I get the Wisconsin kid was Muschamp's top choice or whatever bullshit they are saying but Uluave is an insanely talented player. Just a tackling machine. I'd happily tell Coleman to go eat shit and put his money towards Woods, Uluave and the FSU safety.

1 minute ago, HateYouAndMyself said:

If you want a brief distraction from our own misery go take a look at the Washington fan and player melt downs on twitter, reddit, etc. Apparently this guy gave them zero warning that he was even considering a move. Just up and noped out. Their entire program found out from the Thamel tweet basically.

I don't blame them - that kid signed a contract to return to Washington 4 days ago. And then he sent his 'Good-Bye/Thank You' message while many of his teammates were attending a memorial for a fellow student who just passed away.

20 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

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thank you da fino, i was unaware the regents had new metal

n139xl it is

30 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Finally some good news

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