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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Helobious Is Getting Those Wrists Ready For Heavy Work

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24 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Can he gain enough weight for that role?

You talking about that punter slash OL guy we just signed - I think his name is turntine or something like that.

Earlier today IT posted this:

Watching a defensive player at a need position that’s a stud. Wish I could share Ian’s text reply on him but the sleuths would figure the name out pretty quick.

Texas will have the most talented defense in 2026 if they get this dude.

My guess would be the Pitt LB? The only clear position of need for us on defense is ILB and the portal defender who is THAT much of a game changer is Rasheem Biles. Nothing else comes to mind anyway. There is no Caleb Downs tier safety floating around.

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

What’s the context

Getting both Brown and Baugh was referred to there as a moonshot

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2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

What’s the context

I said don't quote me.

4 hours ago, JohnnyTapia said:

I'd rather have Durham over the Louisville RB that UT is pursuing.

We should start hearing about our first commits by Monday.

8 minutes ago, SOHHvet08 said:

I'd rather have Durham over the Louisville RB that UT is pursuing.

Why?

7 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Portal for RB must be really thin if Wisner is a top prospect. Good lord.

You’re quoting Hayes fucking Faucet

13 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Don't quote me on this, but I think getting both Baugh and Brown was referred to there as a "moonshot".

I keep forgetting about Brown. I personally believe Baugh stays at UF, and we go hard at Lacy so Lane can fuck off; or we go after Brown and Caden Durham (whom I just learned is in the portal).

7 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Portal for RB must be really thin if Wisner is a top prospect. Good lord.

He's a Power 5 starter with some big games against top opposition. Don't think about it too hard, Hayes certainly isn't.

9 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

We should start hearing about our first commits by Monday.

That’s completely unacceptable. What am I supposed to until then?

8 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Portal for RB must be really thin if Wisner is a top prospect. Good lord.

But for real. FSU makes horrible decisions, as you can see by them paying for Gavin Sawchuxk, who is in the portal again. If Ole Miss is going after Wisner (lulz) then I hooe we are going to battle it it with LSU for him and wi because we're rich, bitch!

But seriously, in order I want

  • Lacy

  • Durham

  • Brown

  • Baugh

3 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

That’s completely unacceptable. What am I supposed to until then?

Have you been introduced to porn yet?

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Trying to catch up in this thread where a quarter of the posts are from the same idiot is brutal

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49 minutes ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

IT hinting at a moon shot that landed but no names yet

Waddle

So the moonshot IT referenced has to be Baugh right? They’re saying Brown is a done a deal the second he goes In the portal. They’ve always referred to landing both Brown and Baugh as a moonshot.

19 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

We should start hearing about our first commits by Monday.

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25 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Does Ole Miss play OU and aggy next year?

15 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

That’s completely unacceptable. What am I supposed to until then?

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14 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

So the moonshot IT referenced has to be Baugh right? They’re saying Brown is a done a deal the second he goes In the portal. They’ve always referred to landing both Brown and Baugh as a moonshot.

Idk OTF seems to be leaning more towards Baugh staying at Florida now

This Guarnera guy sounds like an awesome get if it happens. Exactly what they need. Hope that one is wrapped up soon.

Sprague is a little more surprising but sounds like a solid player too.

19 minutes ago, Fud said:

Trying to catch up in this thread where a quarter of the posts are from the same idiot is brutal

You'll need to be more specific.

23 minutes ago, Fud said:

Trying to catch up in this thread where a quarter of the posts are from the same idiot is brutal

You’ll have to be more specific.

30 minutes ago, Fud said:

Trying to catch up in this thread where a quarter of the posts are from the same idiot is brutal

We’re gonna need more specificity.

30 minutes ago, Fud said:

Trying to catch up in this thread where a quarter of the posts are from the same idiot is brutal

Too specific

8 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

You’ll have to be more specific.

1 minute ago, Ghost of Shag said:

We’re gonna need more specificity.

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1 hour ago, William Bludworth said:

OK. I just looked it up and it's said he's an elite T and a high potential to be a first rd pick next year. But yeah, he ain't moving to guard. I don't know why anyone believes otherwise. They think because Bobby said it it has to be the word of God.

Lol vs some shit you ‘looked up’ on the fucking internet?

Jordan Scruggs (Horns 247), responding to a question.

Could be the semantics, but it sounds like a fait accompli ... 🤞 🤞🤞

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50 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

Waddle

That fucker produced a big fat zero for me in my fantasy football title game. Still won, but fuck that guy.

12 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

Lol vs some shit you ‘looked up’ on the fucking internet?

It's called Google and it has stats and everything. You should give it a try some time.

4 hours ago, LCHorn said:

I like how Bobby and Gerry floated this Baker to guard idea totally unsupported by any pretext besides the fact he’s already here and has been the recipient of big NIL commitments already.

He played IOL in high school, and was rated top 5 nationally.

https://texaslonghorns.com/sports/football/roster/brandon-baker/14427

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32 minutes ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

You'll need to be more specific.

28 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

You’ll have to be more specific.

22 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

We’re gonna need more specificity.

21 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Too specific

@General Specific Your presence is requested.

59 minutes ago, Fud said:

Trying to catch up in this thread where a quarter of the posts are from the same idiot is brutal

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7 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

It's called Google and it has stats and everything. You should give it a try some time.

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I was just watching OTF and they were mentioning about Wingo and alluding to his feelings regarding Cam Coleman visiting (they didn't mention him by name, but it's Coleman). If he's going to be a bitch and prima donna about bringing in another WR, maybe he isn't cut out for team activities. Also, he should probably work on not dropping 16 bills in two seasons. That might help his situation.

2 minutes ago, satyanash said:

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Hahaha. God this is fucking perfect.

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13 minutes ago, Teryor said:

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IT seems to be hinting at this guy as someone they were waiting on

6 hours ago, Codaxx said:

Those ties are about as strong as you can get for him. Utah had a nice pipeline there. Harding is considered one of the best OL coaches in the country

Maybe, Utah and BYU will still get many of these players because the family ties to Utah.

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

I said don't quote me.

You said, “I said don’t quote me.” What are you going to do about that, tough guy?

Curious if the moonshot is the Cal Linebacker Uluave.

A dude we just learned of a few minutes ago most definitely should not be considered a ‘moon shot’

1 hour ago, Tex-19 said:

This Guarnera guy sounds like an awesome get if it happens. Exactly what they need. Hope that one is wrapped up soon.

Sprague is a little more surprising but sounds like a solid player too.

I've no reason to doubt he's good, but I just noticed something rewatching the game earlier. When Kanu got a personal foul for levelling Underwood after a pick, Guarnera was literally 5 feet away and and just turned and walked away. Aren't lineman supposed to protect their QBs from getting roughed up?

35 minutes ago, Teryor said:

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Being so early in the portal cycle, this is likely a good thing. He was lower in the pecking order at LB, per Gerry.

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