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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Pining For IOLs Who Can Fog A Mirror

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1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

Well, she's a serial killer, and you're dying, so either that's not a dealbreaker or she'll find your weakened condition boring and of no challenge. On the other hand, you might be rich, and you're dying. Shoot your shot, I guess.

I'd go with it, Kinda rich to retire at 50 with UT under and grad. You recent grads just aren't doing it right. Find a niche in PE, do a few turns, expect a divorce, back date the payout for the impending divorce... I know Mr @SydneyCarton knows this stuff and yep, she safer on letting me expire naturally - life issuance too probably an aggie so she fuck everyone over on that!

Just now, Elmer_Fudd said:

Bo Jackson staying at tOSU.

Shocking

12 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

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His dad played at Baylor if I'm not mistaken. Gets him much closer to home too.

Most of the guys on here are short kings who would meet Kyle Flood’s weight minimum

@closetojumping Does the staff begin to tell players to go test the market and come back if they dont get their number?

In the meantime, we're looking for your replacement

Four?

No idea if these additions are good or not but Huckleberry’s lackluster review of our pick up today makes me wonder if we have other OL targets outside maybe the princeton dude? Do we even have a shot?

Wait there's a recruiting dead period from Jan 12-14? Lol the NCAA and their infinite wisdom..

6 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

Wait there's a recruiting dead period from Jan 12-14? Lol the NCAA and their infinite wisdom..

Feels like it started days ago.

4 hours ago, Teryor said:

3rd on their team in tackle. 58.0 PFF grade for the year

23 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Barnes visiting Kentucky

That cant possibly be better than what Texas is offering

2 hours ago, Teryor said:

Hope snuffed out quickly

This prediction has been logged.

I can see shitty schools throwing money at young, unproven players in the hopes they hit on some of them. They have to spend their 20 million on something.

44 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Old news. In the Eastern District, it was Marshall, Longview and Tyler.

Venue reform fixed that some years ago.

Since I know everyone wants to know about patent law...

"Fixed it" seems a bit strong:

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Needed this laugh…lol

Do not know why it showed as unavailable? Weird af

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53 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Yeah, you're basically in the same boat as a guy dying of MS and Parkinsons because it's fucking with his spine and brain. Shut the fuck up asshole

My wife has MS and I still complain when I get the sniffles.

4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Needed this laugh…😂

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So this thing with hornlife and finding out he’s dying and doing this on here is funny and reminds me of my dad who has a traumatic brain injury and is like an autistic 4 year old…

Every single day I see him (and he lives on property with me so that’s pretty much every day) during college football season he asks me what time texas is on. I ask him if he knows and then he says 2:30 abc just like rain man. Then, he gets up on Saturday and it has to be on ABC as soon as he gets up. If you try to tell him there’s a better game on another channel (in the 11:00 am window) he freaks out.

Now that football season has ended he asks me every day if Arch is coming back. I think so dad. We will see.

I wish I could set him and hornlife up on a play date.

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My dad told me the other day we got Cam Coleman so I'm hoping like hell we do

26 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Bo Jackson staying at tOSU.

25 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Shocking

yep,

there is the "I'm portalling because I just need another 50-100K and I'm good" threat

there is the "I'm portalling and setting up visits" because I'm worth $1M and you guys are low balling me at 400K" threat

and then there is the "I'm gonna headed to Tech so I can get the highest number possible and you better meet it or get damn close" threat

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

So this thing with hit life and finding out he’s dying and doing this on here is funny and reminds me of my dad who has a traumatic brain injury and is like an autistic 4 year old…

Every single day I see him (and he lives on property with me so that’s pretty much every day) during college football season he asks me what time texas is on. I ask him if he knows and then he says 2:30 abc just like rain man. Then, he gets up on Saturday and it has to be on ABC as soon as he gets up. If you try to tell him there’s a better game on another channel he freaks out.

Now that football season has ended he asks me every day if Arch is coming back. I think so dad. We will see.

I wish I could set him and hornlife up on a play date.

Just now, cmontexas said:

My dad told me the other day we got Cam Coleman so I'm hoping like hell we do

My dad could beat both your dads up.

7 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

i love how excited we are with getting mid players to replace the mid players we lost

welcome back my friends to the show that never ends, come inside, come inside....

Hard to tell if South Carolina is killing it in the portal or just if it’s typical coverage each school is getting when they land dudes in the portal. It looks like a nice haul to me but who the fuck knows?

43 minutes ago, hornlife said:

Me, that's me lol. Yea, my week was concern on breathing - scary. I'm 155lbs -you fat dudes probably experience this a lot, skinny swimmer types - looking at @Nicole44 - she's really pretty and loves Horns so give me a break. Not normal, scary. She may have caused this problem. I read everything from you @SydneyCarton and love it. Now, Nicole want to date?

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38 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I’m taken. Heart has belonged to someone else for the past four years.

But if that were that not the case, I'm positive could build something out of our mutual dislike of Flood and Harris. 🤘🏼

I’m still concerned about the oline because the past 3 years don’t inspire much confidence. Hoping that these new additions via the portal will somehow keep it from being a liability.

Wonder who will become available from tonite’s contest? Did Cig have a lot of attrition (leaving via portal) last year?

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25 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

Wait there's a recruiting dead period from Jan 12-14? Lol the NCAA and their infinite wisdom..

NCAA doesn't really care, but it's the AFCA Convention, so the coaches do.

What do players that don't get signed for spring semesters do with their time not on scholarship?? (I guess these unsigned free agent players just skip spring ball, work out, and are available to be recruited and be added for Summer enrollment??)

Gotta believe trainers gonna make decent money making some of these unsigned portal players attractive enough to be signed again.

Their agents are gonna be busy too....

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I don't know much about this Sikorsky fellow, but something tells me he's more of a man than most.

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3 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

What do players that don't get signed for spring semesters do with their time not on scholarship?? (I guess these unsigned free agent players just skip spring ball, work out, and are available to be recruited and be added for Summer enrollment??)

Gotta believe trainers gonna make decent money making some of these unsigned portal players attractive enough to be signed again.

Their agents are gonna be busy too....

No, dude. Vast majority are done and most won't even graduate. That's the insidious part about what these agents are doing.

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I like how the pay sites are simultaneously like OH GOD THIS PLAYER MIGHT LEAVE, so they can be the first to break "player is staying, done deal :)"

2 hours ago, SarksJuggs said:

So if I’m correct, we’ve had outgoing transfers commit to UConn, Arkansas State, Colorado, Purdue, Kansas, OU, FSU, Arizona St., and Baylor…..but social media would have you believe we’re being gutted of superstars.

FORGET IT JUGGS IT'S SURLYTOWN!!!

Of the Texas players who entered the portal which one would yall most like to be on the team next year?

Which one would you most want to watch with @SydneyCarton wife?

Will Stone is the answer to both for me.

1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Wow. I know the family. This would be awesome for them.

Yeah, his dad was in Pretty in Ponk

3 minutes ago, texasdago said:

Yeah, his dad was in Pretty in Ponk

And Hoding Out

19 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

Are we getting Coleman or nah?

I’d say we have a damn good chance if Bama doesn’t blow him away.

13 minutes ago, Getafix said:

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Probably cheaper than trying to replace him.

17 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

What do players that don't get signed for spring semesters do with their time not on scholarship?? (I guess these unsigned free agent players just skip spring ball, work out, and are available to be recruited and be added for Summer enrollment??)

Gotta believe trainers gonna make decent money making some of these unsigned portal players attractive enough to be signed again.

Their agents are gonna be busy too....

I’ve been picking up some valuable insight the past 48 hours from surly. So either the ones leaving are being tricked by insidious agents and their avarice or it’s playing out with Harris and our coaching staff one of two ways in the minds of Surlies:

It’s either our players doing this in meeting before an exodus

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Or Harris has an approach akin to this and our players leave thinking they aren’t welcome here anymore?

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42 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

So this thing with hornlife and finding out he’s dying and doing this on here is funny and reminds me of my dad who has a traumatic brain injury and is like an autistic 4 year old…

Every single day I see him (and he lives on property with me so that’s pretty much every day) during college football season he asks me what time texas is on. I ask him if he knows and then he says 2:30 abc just like rain man. Then, he gets up on Saturday and it has to be on ABC as soon as he gets up. If you try to tell him there’s a better game on another channel (in the 11:00 am window) he freaks out.

Now that football season has ended he asks me every day if Arch is coming back. I think so dad. We will see.

I wish I could set him and hornlife up on a play date.

He’s dying. He’s not retarded. He doesn’t want to babysit your dad.

45 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

i love how excited we are with getting mid players to replace the mid players we lost

Well, the mid players are better than the earlier non players we were getting. The thirst is real.

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