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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Sunday, Bloody Sunday

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he also runs track and plays basketball. Just to cover some bases.

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11 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

Doesn't Muschamp pretty much run a 5-1-5 half the time?

We have 2 All conference level players plus a 5 star recruit and an experienced P5 as depth. Plus Okpala and whatever Cunningham is

He generally has two inside backers on the field at once. Smith/Atkinson will play mostly in space and drop into coverage quite a bit. Biles will be an attacker who frequently moves up to the line. We could definitely use another MIKE for depth behind Biles imo but it isn't a dire need.

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Lulz.

On Smothers, from a thread on the Bama site.

(I didn't see any laugh emojis, but I think the guy's trying to be funny ... classes at the University of Alabama? Ha ha ... )

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Isn't cryer depth for mike linebacker?

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1 hour ago, texifornia said:

I think as opposed to something being super fucked up on the Texas end, it was more a mediocre GM deeply underestimating the power of inertia, especially for bluebloods with top of the line everything.

Imo those decisions are probably made above the GM's head at Texas

36 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Colons are for shitting and for 2 complete, related sentences.

False.

48 minutes ago, Getafix said:

I got the impression Trey Owen's got sideways with the staff and burned bridges. I think Owen's going to ark state is because the program didn't talk him up. Its very obvious Owen's isn't working to smooth the visuals. And if that's the case, and a coach calling sark and staff for info on Owen's, probably wouldn't get a glowing recommendation on a guy a program would be ...

Come on, dude. Four times?

Clearly, Owen's was too possessive for the corches and team to abide.

1 minute ago, Getafix said:

Lulz.

On Smothers, from a thread on the Bama site.

(I didn't see any laugh emojis, but I think the guy's trying to be funny ... classes at the University of Alabama? Ha ha ... )

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This would be big dick swinging amazing.

25 minutes ago, Atticus said:

Moore vs Coleman is an interesting one. I’d say both if possible, but I think Moore provides a different dimension to our team and we could find a 50/50 ball winner for much cheaper if we don’t wanna put Lockett in that role yet.

Assuming equal money, Coleman is the choice

Would need to know the difference in ultimate pay to be able to make a better debate

Remember when we started Luke Brockermeyer at middle linebacker? Was he a Glasscock guy?

3 minutes ago, Getafix said:

Lulz.

On Smothers, from a thread on the Bama site.

(I didn't see any laugh emojis, but I think the guy's trying to be funny ... classes at the University of Alabama? Ha ha ... )

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Their actual insiders said he hadn't signed financial aid paperwork yet so can't imagine he was in class.

4 minutes ago, Getafix said:

Lulz.

On Smothers, from a thread on the Bama site.

(I didn't see any laugh emojis, but I think the guy's trying to be funny ... classes at the University of Alabama? Ha ha ... )

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This is fucking hilarious. Reads like an aggy meltdown thread.

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1 minute ago, cmontexas said:

Remember when we started Luke Brockermeyer at middle linebacker?

I try not to.

Just now, NoName said:

Their actual insiders said he hadn't signed financial aid paperwork yet It's bama so can't imagine he was in class.

5 minutes ago, pacman said:

Isn't cryer depth for mike linebacker?

Yes. He’s a traditional 2 down LB.

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Bobby was REALLY leaning into the Harris praise tonight. As if Harris might be a source.

5 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

he also runs track and plays basketball. Just to cover some bases.

oh dear. covering the bases isn’t how you play track or basketball. we might need to pass on this guy until he can keep his sports straight.

7 minutes ago, Getafix said:

Lulz.

On Smothers, from a thread on the Bama site.

(I didn't see any laugh emojis, but I think the guy's trying to be funny ... classes at the University of Alabama? Ha ha ... )

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If they got a guy who has already spent 2.5 years in college saddled with a course load that required him to attend class Wednesday, Thursday AND Friday then they done fucked up

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7 minutes ago, pacman said:

Isn't cryer death for Mike oh no?

Yep. Obviously there is some crossover between who can play WILL and who can play MIKE but we are shallow at both spots. Really need another body even if its just like that FCS kid we brought in a few years ago to ride the bench. That group is painfully shallow.

13 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

So I assume they let Clark walk then?

They need depth at rb to get thru the schedule. If Clark leaves then it’s back to the portal for another rb. So I’m hoping he stays.

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4 minutes ago, Getafix said:

Lulz.

On Smothers, from a thread on the Bama site.

(I didn't see any laugh emojis, but I think the guy's trying to be funny ... classes at the University of Alabama? Ha ha ... )

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No idea if those posts are an attempt at sarcasm, but I'm 99% sure that "private jet" that did Austin to Tuscaloosa brought the MBB team to Bama, went back to Austin to pick up the WBB team to go to LSU for tomorrow's game, then re-positioned back to Bama to bring the MBB team home.

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1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

If they got a guy who has already spent 2.5 years in college with a course load that required him to attend class Wednesday, Thursday AND Friday then they done fucked up

It should be pretty easy to look up when classes start at Bama. I mean, I’m not doing it, but someone could. It seems way too early for Bama to be in session.

We will likely need 5 offball LBs who are ready to play. We have a great first 3, a RS-FR, and 2 incoming. I think we would want one more proven guy.

28 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Nervous Hands Up GIF by Film Riot

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When/where is this finish line he speaks of?

Just now, closetojumping said:

It should be pretty easy to look up when classes start at Bama. I mean, I’m not doing it, but someone could. It seems way too early for Bama to be in session.

They are back. I work with a lady who has a freshman at Bama and she mentioned classes started middle of this week. I was alluding to working a class schedule that isn't every day.

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Bama started on the 7th and add drop ends on the 14th...


Odd dates on both accounts and a bit early...

10 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

Remember when we started Luke Brockermeyer at middle linebacker? Was he a Glasscock guy?

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When was the last time Texas had a receiver who could go up and snatch the ball and beat a defender consistently? Collin Johnson maybe? Roy? 🤷‍♂️

I thought attending classes bound the player to the school.

Just now, IBuryPaul said:

When was the last time Texas had a receiver who could go up and snatch the ball and beat a defender consistently? Collin Johnson maybe? Roy? 🤷‍♂️

Lovell p.

1 minute ago, RabidM said:

I thought attending classes bound the player to the school.

Financial Aid paperwork does. Starting a class and dropping before the Add/Drop deadline would mean the class never existed.

What if he was asleep for the whole class?

14 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

Remember when we started Luke Brockermeyer at middle linebacker? Was he a Glasscock guy?

More of a splintery wooden cock guy.

7 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

It should be pretty easy to look up when classes start at Bama. I mean, I’m not doing it, but someone could. It seems way too early for Bama to be in session.

Here you go, pal!

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19 minutes ago, Getafix said:

Lulz.

On Smothers, from a thread on the Bama site.

(I didn't see any laugh emojis, but I think the guy's trying to be funny ... classes at the University of Alabama? Ha ha ... )

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Smart of us to let this guy marinate as a student in the shittiness of Tuscaloosa for a couple days before rolling out the PJ and caviar

2 minutes ago, IBuryPaul said:

When was the last time Texas had a receiver who could go up and snatch the ball and beat a defender consistently? Collin Johnson maybe? Roy? 🤷‍♂️

I'd say Collin.

I think AD could , we just never really asked him to do it that much. It wasn't Quinn's style.

25 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

So I assume they let Clark walk then?

No. Bobby reported this morning they got the deal done and he’s back next season.

5 minutes ago, Eggo said:

What if he was asleep for the whole class?

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5 minutes ago, Eggo said:

What if he was asleep for the whole class?

Depends on if he slept through the portion explaining income tax.

3 minutes ago, RabidM said:

At 1:09 you can see RB Isaac Brown give up a sack to Biles.

8 minutes ago, IBuryPaul said:

When was the last time Texas had a receiver who could go up and snatch the ball and beat a defender consistently? Collin Johnson maybe? Roy? 🤷‍♂️

Always felt Lil'Jordan was the better 50/50 ball guy of the two.

Also... This video is a pretty good picture of what Arch to Coleman will look like with our current projected line.

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Biles is a tackling machine. Muschamp is going to love him.

IT saying that Texas will continue pursuing other top LB options including Uluave. I find it extremely unlikely we would actually pay top dollar for a second ILB this cycle but Nahlin is saying as much /shrug

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