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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Sunday, Bloody Sunday

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29 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Good luck in the 2 games he will play in next year!

No need to injure his feelings

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25 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

I don't think you will every see this type of room again in the portal era.

I wouldn't say never, but the rarity of it just went up like Rhodium. It's like the 2013-14 Bama RB group of Derrick Henry, TJ Yeldon, Kenyan Drake, and Alvin Kamara. Even if Kamara transferred, that's still a hell of a room. You're most likely never going to see 4-5 guys like thar anymore, but I can definitely see 3. That's probably the magic number. And that's only, hypothetically speaking, the RB1/RB2 stay for an extra season, and the third stringer also stays. Your fouth stringer might as well be either a true frosh or non-existent/dual-threat QB.

48 minutes ago, Tonesky said:

You know the Night Shift will try to take credit for this!

Cool……

2 hours ago, Laxtonto said:

Episode 2 Whatever GIF

So the OLs were sent to recruit, bastards!

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1 hour ago, Lonestar88 said:

That could go both ways though, going to a smaller school where you'll get more playing time can also be seen as betting on yourself.

I generally don't have any animosity towards players who are leaving unless they shit on the program on their way out. In this cycle so far, that's only been Livingstone and Trey Owens.

And Wisner, no?

35 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Someone should do one with all our backs that portaled out

Why? Is that something you think we’d all find funny?

1 hour ago, mdmost said:

I don't blame Clark. It's clear he's not getting in over those guys and he doesn't want to wait. This is just the way of the world now and we've adjusted.

Let’s just run the wishbone….we will need all those running backs!

49 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

There has to be a hybrid term for “never a doubt” and “thank ya jeezus” for this one. But I I’ll leave that to the rest of you buzzard fucking linguists’ to work on it.

I believe you’re looking for MULEDICK.

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

And Wisner, no?

Why? Is that something you think we’d all find funny?

Wisner at least has some lore behind him that he earned with some great performances against rivals and then he at least didnt sign with OU.

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Never heard of this guy, so no idea if a troll account.

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Just now, Elmer_Fudd said:

Never heard of this guy, so no idea if a troll account.

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Saw a post saying Delano’s PFF grade was in the 50s, worst of ole miss starters

Just now, Tex-19 said:

Saw a post saying Delano’s PFF grade was in the 50s, worst of ole miss starters

Upgrade for us though? LOL. JK

7 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

I will miss ffrench. Think he will turn out solid. F Michigan though. And why would Baxter pick Kentucky over Indiana? The money was really that much better?

I believe you mean Ff Michigan

35 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Shannon Terry seems like a little bitch…

6 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

Saw a post saying Delano’s PFF grade was in the 50s, worst of ole miss starters

He’s SEC though, A&M got 4 of those dudes and I was told this is how to do it

13 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

And Wisner, no?

If Wisner said some shit, I must’ve missed it.

The half marathon was kicking my old ass and crappy knees this morning until I switched on the OTF podcast and promptly heard Bobby and Gerry talking up Harris for landing Rasheem Biles ("Brandon Harris deserves A LOT of credit for the work he's doing!"). I immediately thought of Surly and started cackling out loud. All the people passing me probably though I was having a seizure.

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1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

What’s his season PFF grades?

Also

Nice to see that Shannon Terry is just straight up trafficking in disinformation and lies about Texas at this point.

17 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

I believe you’re looking for MULEDICK.

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3 hours ago, Wishbone said:

Coleman’s agent informing aggy of their chances prior to the announcement:

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Understand Captain America GIF

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4/5 of the line done

3 hours ago, Wishbone said:

Coleman’s agent informing aggy of their chances prior to the announcement:

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Need a .gif with him handing the hammer to Gene Gene, the dancing machine for the gong strike.

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Just now, Teryor said:

4/5 of the line done

I read that as Connor Stroh and nearly sharted.

So, this made me chuckle.

The Michigan board was going nuts for the last few days, over the prospect of landing FFrench. Multipage threads, hundreds of upvotes, etc..

One of those - ah - Worthy Wolverines (giggle) decided to have fun with Ffrench's name. This is what he posted about Ffrench, in one of those threads.

Lulz.

Unintended humor, irony, and seeds of truth ...

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Glad for all of you for all the wonderful portal news.

I just found out my uncle passed away today so I won’t be in y’all’s hair.

3 minutes ago, Getafix said:

So, this made me chuckle.

The Michigan board was going nuts for the last few days, over the prospect of landing FFrench. Multipage threads, hundreds of upvotes, etc..

One of those - ah - Worthy Wolverines (giggle) decided to have fun with Ffrench's name. This is what he posted about Ffrench, in one of those threads.

Lulz.

Unintended humor, irony, and seeds of truth ...

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Probably more appropriate to use this one given football team size

May be an image of clarinet, trumpet, accordion and saxophone

But regardless everyone here should play Expedition 33 during the offseason

10 minutes ago, Teryor said:

4/5 of the line done

I’m not so sure. I don’t think we can pencil in anyone as a starter at guard, yet.

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4 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Probably more appropriate to use this one given football team size

May be an image of clarinet, trumpet, accordion and saxophone

But regardless everyone here should play Expedition 33 during the offseason

I'm about to drop it in act 2. Decent but overhyped because the world is starved for modern 3D JRPGs.

I hope we didn't guarantee Robertson a starting spot, because he was just OK. The OG transfer is not guaranteed to be starter material. Hopefully he's just developmental depth who becomes something after a year in the system. I still think we need to be pursuing 3 sure fire starters on the OL. If we have fuck you money, let's use it. None of these great skill players mean shit if the OL is still fucked.

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8 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

If he’s a starter next year we didn’t do enough in the portal for his position group

It's nice to see you're still desperately trying to find some downsides on the day so your week of posting spineless negativity every five minutes doesn't look quite so embarrassing.

1 hour ago, jeevsie said:

How does one listen to this? Time and which of my 72 streaming services do I need?

SEC Network. Not sure of the time slot but I know it's late afternoon. It's like a 3 or 4 hour show.

1 minute ago, RabidM said:

I hope we didn't guarantee Robertson a starting spot, because he was just OK. The OG transfer is not guaranteed to be starter material. Hopefully he's just developmental depth who becomes something after a year in the system. I still think we need to be pursuing 3 sure fire starters on the OL. If we have fuck you money, let's use it. None of these great skill players mean shit if the OL is still fucked.

Maybe I’m naive but I have a hard time believing we would spend this much money on a roster to not swing big on a couple legit OL.

46 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Never heard of this guy, so no idea if a troll account.

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I believe the dead period starts tomorrow for the portal. Was that extended for players in the playoffs?

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Love posting my own tweets using my own name. The kids dream is definitely to write for Texags after graduating.

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Wife is sick and I've been chasing an ornery 15-month old around all day, just wanted to say FUCK YEAH this has been a hell of a weekend.

If we have the fortune to win a SEC and/or national title this year, today is where it truly started. 🤘

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