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Maybe there's a thread on this somewhere, but I haven't seen it yet.   I'd be real interested in a thread about how some of our proprietary Surly humor got started.  In particular I am curious about the origins of the "Is HEB open" line.  Same for "PM Derka"  I know some of this goes back several iterations of the site and some even has roots in the old harridan's site.  Ones I fell for when I first hooked in here were the "I did your mom last night" and "PM Derka."  So I might be too gullible to deserve knowing how most of these started.  

 

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I think I can take credit or blame for "Is HEB open". And I feel like this one is pretty anticlimactic, although maybe I'm just still wrong after 15 years. Origin of that is that I started a thread with a title "Is HEB open", the body of the thread may have simply been "today?", the day in question was probably the 4th of July. I think it was a patriotic holiday, 4th of July feels right. The consensus from Shaggy was that it was a ridiculous thread to start when one could simply call HEB to find a definitive answer, but also I did get a definitive answer within a few minutes without having to look up a number or talk to a person on the phone. It was open (on that day).

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I think PM Derka was a prank to get new users to ask Derka for help with any questions they have about the board, but mostly about how to get access to NSAA/no sex at all, the earlier incarnation of I'd Pee in her Butthole.

 

I wish we still had some of the archives. I think the MS Paint Sex Stories thread invented the term "angry dolphin" to describe the reaction to accidental anal and I've gotten some mileage out of that term.

 

I'm trying to remember the two picture ranking methodologies - JT vs Mitch?

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1 minute ago, South Austin said:

Whenever a poster replies with "You can't handle the truth," I came up with that.

Who came up with your mom? 

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1 hour ago, Slacks said:

Who came up with your mom? 

I can't tell you whether any specific poster came up with this, but way before the "South Austin's mom" trope started I was pretty liberal with the "your mom" comments on Shaggy.  I guess too liberal, because at some point other posters banded together, and the "your mom" comments became the more-directed "South Austin's mom" comments, which transferred over to Surly. 

And now the 12-year-olds who sign up on Surly and post in the gaming threads will tag me in a random post about my mom, because Surly. 

 

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43 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

 

I wish we still had some of the archives. I think the MS Paint Sex Stories thread invented the term "angry dolphin" to describe the reaction to accidental anal and I've gotten some mileage out of that term.

 

I'm trying to remember the two picture ranking methodologies - JT vs Mitch?

I don't think "angry dolphin" originated here. I'm pretty sure I remember it making the rounds in one of those early 2000s email forwards with a few dozen funny-but-nonsensical ornately oddball sex acts - "two dogs in a bathtub," "Arabian goggles," "gorilla mask (with or without the witch doctor variation)," "Cleveland Steamer," etc. 

Funny, I was trying to remember the different ranking systems the other day, and I couldn't come up with anything as stupid and illogical as whichever one the dumb system was. 

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1 hour ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

I don't think "angry dolphin" originated here.

 

Nah, but it got injected here as South A described. The MS Paint worst sex experiences thread initially, then the thread was moved into the classics archive.

It’s a shame all that content is gone. I wonder if that old content could be revived (threads locked) and turned into a history/archive subdomain of surly?

 

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I'm trying to remember the exact wreathe origin - Dr Drunkenstein? Who I think was big into vaccines causing autism, and made a post about dying of cancer, and then there was talk of sending a card or maybe a wreathe and then it turned out that he was lying about the cancer, and so then concern over what should be done with the wreathe fund?

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6 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

I'm trying to remember the exact wreathe origin - Dr Drunkenstein? Who I think was big into vaccines causing autism, and made a post about dying of cancer, and then there was talk of sending a card or maybe a wreathe and then it turned out that he was lying about the cancer, and so then concern over what should be done with the wreathe fund?

I think you are conflating Numbers with Drunkenstein.  Numbers was autism etc.  Drunkenstein was fake cancer/wreath fund.  

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7 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

I think you are conflating Numbers with Drunkenstein.  Numbers was autism etc.  Drunkenstein was fake cancer/wreath fund.  

ah yes you are correct

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it makes my head hurt to even think about it. it was like...
PNM3.jpg?fit=2048,1365&ssl=1

so lets say your sane ranking methodology came out like

3 4 5 1 2

I mean obviously I'm missing some data here and 2 could honestly slide as far down as 5 with some more information and it's subjective but for arguments sake, obviously that would put the brunette second from the right as your #1 choice.

The insane methodology was like...

4 5 1 2 3? Like, in the number one slot you have girl number 4 as read from left to right.

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23 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

it makes my head hurt to even think about it. it was like...

4 5 1 2 3? Like, in the number one slot you have girl number 4 as read from left to right.

Yeah, it was baffling.  He was adamant, though.

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6 hours ago, South Austin said:

I can't tell you whether any specific poster came up with this, but way before the "South Austin's mom" trope started I was pretty liberal with the "your mom" comments on Shaggy.  I guess too liberal, because at some point other posters banded together, and the "your mom" comments became the more-directed "South Austin's mom" comments, which transferred over to Surly. 

And now the 12-year-olds who sign up on Surly and post in the gaming threads will tag me in a random post about my mom, because Surly. 

 

I think you're still pretty liberal with your mom.

I'll show myself out, but before I do I'll offer up:

Moose Out Front Shoulda Told Ya
Muledick
mind bottled

 

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1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

christmas vacation GIF

I took a 3 or 4 year break from Shaggy after some thin skinned pussies mack brown dick slurpers literally doxxed me to the A&M fanbase because I was mean online. 

Also,

 

marvel #avengers #thewintersoldier #natasharomanoff #blackwidow  #captainamerica #steverogers #chrisevans #scarlettjohansson

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9 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Moose Out Front Shoulda Told Ya
Muledick
mind bottled

I can help with two of these:

Moose Out Front Shoulda Told Ya:  John Candy's line to the Griswolds (though I'm sure you all know that).  Often used to express that a poster had information at issue plainly available to them.

mind bottled:  One of many phonetic misunderstandings intentional used for humorous effect.  

I remember muledick from a long time ago, but have no idea of it's origin story.

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Just now, South Austin said:

I can help with two of these:

Moose Out Front Shoulda Told Ya:  John Candy's line to the Griswolds (though I'm sure you all know that).  Often used to express that a poster had information at issue plainly available to them.

mind bottled:  One of many phonetic misunderstandings intentional used for humorous effect.  

Ah, yes, now I remember Vacation. Yeah, I never watched that one enough to know it all. 

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Just now, SydneyCarton said:

I took a 3 or 4 year break from Shaggy after some thin skinned pussies mack brown dick slurpers literally doxxed me to the A&M fanbase because I was mean online. 

Also,

 

marvel #avengers #thewintersoldier #natasharomanoff #blackwidow  #captainamerica #steverogers #chrisevans #scarlettjohansson

I thought you were mean on the side of a Florida highway?

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