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12 hours ago, Homesickhorn said:


Knew him well. I was Ole Miss with one of his best friends growing up. He’d come visit a few times a year. He’s always a pretty solid guy. It’s been a while since I’ve hung out with him face to face, but we still text here and there.
That was a whole lot of drugs ago, btw.

That's absolutely cool af, man. He seems like a genuinely good person who just happens to have this knack for comedic timing. His story about doing coke with a taxi driver who picked up a hooker the night before he went on Opie and Andy (I think that's their names? I've never listened to them) and he ended up putting his pants on backwards, then met Darryl Strawberry, and saying he definitely has the nose for all that coke lol. I can't remember the exact line he said, but I busted out laughing 😂

I really don't understand that hate. I love his humor. Is it because he's famous now or something? Dude literally just chills with random people. He talked about how he was invited to a party and he said he would only come if his friend could, and he picked out this random homeless guy who both got af in a limo, and at the party people heard glass break upstairs, ran up there only to see their stuff was stolen and that guy jumped out the window lmao. 

I just...I can't. Him telling stories about growing up are based. What a life, man. I didn't even know he was on some MTV show until years later. The guy seems honest, he's hilarious, and just seems like he would fit right in with the rest of us degenerates. The hate, imo, is unwarranted. It's not like he's Dane Cook (who I don't personally find funny, but I get his hate is stemmed from his meteoric rise to fame in the early aughts because of MySpace, so these older comedians, or I should say old-school comedians hadn't picked up on how to get even more people at their shows unless you were like Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle, etc. So his "hate" was more jealousy). I think Dane Cook can be funny in some roles, but with Theo it just comes weirdly natural, and almost poetic. He's just so quick-witted, but in this self-deprecating way that I love. 

I dunno, man. If you talk to him anytime soon, tell him he has a fan on here. That's cool as hell that you know one another. All I know is a good friend of mine who's an actor in Hollywood (not anyone remotely famous, but has a solid reputation with famous celebrities that I've met and we've hung out with, and also gets us into invite only party's and whatnot, get to see movies well before they're released to the public, so that's all I've got 🤷‍♂️). 

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Posted
30 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

That's absolutely cool af, man. He seems like a genuinely good person who just happens to have this knack for comedic timing. His story about doing coke with a taxi driver who picked up a hooker the night before he went on Opie and Andy (I think that's their names? I've never listened to them) and he ended up putting his pants on backwards, then met Darryl Strawberry, and saying he definitely has the nose for all that coke lol. I can't remember the exact line he said, but I busted out laughing 😂

I really don't understand that hate. I love his humor. Is it because he's famous now or something? Dude literally just chills with random people. He talked about how he was invited to a party and he said he would only come if his friend could, and he picked out this random homeless guy who both got af in a limo, and at the party people heard glass break upstairs, ran up there only to see their stuff was stolen and that guy jumped out the window lmao. 

I just...I can't. Him telling stories about growing up are based. What a life, man. I didn't even know he was on some MTV show until years later. The guy seems honest, he's hilarious, and just seems like he would fit right in with the rest of us degenerates. The hate, imo, is unwarranted. It's not like he's Dane Cook (who I don't personally find funny, but I get his hate is stemmed from his meteoric rise to fame in the early aughts because of MySpace, so these older comedians, or I should say old-school comedians hadn't picked up on how to get even more people at their shows unless you were like Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle, etc. So his "hate" was more jealousy). I think Dane Cook can be funny in some roles, but with Theo it just comes weirdly natural, and almost poetic. He's just so quick-witted, but in this self-deprecating way that I love. 

I dunno, man. If you talk to him anytime soon, tell him he has a fan on here. That's cool as hell that you know one another. All I know is a good friend of mine who's an actor in Hollywood (not anyone remotely famous, but has a solid reputation with famous celebrities that I've met and we've hung out with, and also gets us into invite only party's and whatnot, get to see movies well before they're released to the public, so that's all I've got 🤷‍♂️). 

Because he is part of the broverse manosphere that through ignorance, at best, normalizes shit that shouldn't be normalized.

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Posted
18 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Because he is part of the broverse manosphere that through ignorance, at best, normalizes shit that shouldn't be normalized.

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Make some more posts about how Arch is off right after throwing a perfect 75-yard TD pass. 

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Posted
8 minutes ago, Alien Octopus said:

Wish they wouldn't AI generate the racist stuff. Race related stuff is fine but I think they cross a line here because it's unnecessary and doesn't provide necessary comedic relief. 

Overall funny as fuck though. 

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Posted
45 minutes ago, immamac said:

Wish they wouldn't AI generate the racist stuff. Race related stuff is fine but I think they cross a line here because it's unnecessary and doesn't provide necessary comedic relief. 

Overall funny as fuck though. 

I think they try to go as far outside of the coach/speak post game interview as they can with the shock schtick. Wish they would have put the Warby Parker specs on him. 
 

I grew up hearing way worse directed at me so I did not even realize it was there until you pointed it out. My 12 yo brain was stuck on the "cheeks clapped" comment. Sorry.

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Posted
20 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Because he is part of the broverse manosphere that through ignorance, at best, normalizes shit that shouldn't be normalized.

can you give me an example of what Theo Von, obvious comic and clear loon, is normalizing?

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The story about one of his neighbors with no arms fighting with his neck gets me every single time. The neck lurch

He said they didn’t have any pornos, but they had a guy that would draw them a pussy for $8 on Friday.
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Posted
7 hours ago, F250 said:

This is what people from New Mexico consider enchiladas. Pavia like New Mexico is an abomination. 

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Yes, those are real enchiladas. So much better than bland Tex-Mex nonsense.

And Pavia is a tool. I knew guys just like him. Heck, I used to be just like him, absent the football talent. Trashy. Temu JFF is a good analogy. 

Posted
33 minutes ago, nnm said:

Yes, those are real enchiladas. So much better than bland Tex-Mex nonsense.

And Pavia is a tool. I knew guys just like him. Heck, I used to be just like him, absent the football talent. Trashy. Temu JFF is a good analogy. 

Used to?  

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Posted
54 minutes ago, nnm said:

Yes, those are real enchiladas. So much better than bland Tex-Mex nonsense.

 

That shit looks/is fucking delicious

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Posted
10 hours ago, F250 said:

This is what people from New Mexico consider enchiladas. Pavia like New Mexico is an abomination. 

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I'd eat the fuck out of that, lick the plate clean. Take a giant shit. Then have another giant helping of that delicious enchilada.

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Posted
27 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

I'd eat the fuck out of that, lick the plate clean. Take a giant shit. Then have another giant helping of that delicious enchilada.

Inspired my dinner option for tonight. Gonna make this type of enchiladas  

Posted
4 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

I'm not engaging in this except to say that any person who does not want to interview the president of the United States (ex or current) is an idiot and a clown show. I once lost a job opportunity in the US Senate because I had been a White House intern when THE OTHER PARTY was in charge and was asked to say I regretted it, which was stupid. It was a chance of a lifetime and you take it no matter what your particular ideology is.

I think reflexively condemning people who would try to understand the other side is profoundly stupid. No more political talk unless you want to talk about how calling a black duck "Mallard Luther King" is so funny it makes you dizzy.  

Posted
22 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:


He said they didn’t have any pornos, but they had a guy that would draw them a pussy for $8 on Friday.

Demon Copperhead?

Posted
1 hour ago, DanTheHorn said:

This is actually her at the Texas game. The look on the kids face is priceless.

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Fuck all of y'all, I would.

While looking at her douche son right in the eyes.

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