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#11 (and rising) Texas comes off a well needed bye week with their playoff hopes still alive.  My guess is that come Tuesday, Texas will be in the projected playoff field.  Hopefully we get good injury updates on guys like Michael Taaffe, Ryan Wingo, Jelani McDonald, and others from Coach Sark today.Now the fun part of the season begins - Saturday night under the lights in Athens against #5 Georgia.  6:30 on ABC.

 

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2 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

I want to look that fat visor wearing shithole Kirby Smart straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm break glass in case emergency playoff situation right here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest beat down of Georgia since Bevo terrorized UGA and had him tap-dancing like Danny fucking Kaye. And when Kirby smart squeezes his fat white big ass head in that fucking visor on Saturday, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of UT asshole fans this side of the nuthouse.

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2 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

I want to look that fat visor wearing shithole Kirby Smart straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm break glass in case emergency playoff situation right here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest beat down of Georgia since Bevo terrorized UGA and had him tap-dancing like Danny fucking Kaye. And when Kirby smart squeezes his fat white big ass head in that fucking visor on Saturday, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of UT asshole fans this side of the nuthouse.

Why not just invite him to Rainey St?

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3 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

I want to look that fat visor wearing shithole Kirby Smart straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm break glass in case emergency playoff situation right here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest beat down of Georgia since Bevo terrorized UGA and had him tap-dancing like Danny fucking Kaye. And when Kirby smart squeezes his fat white big ass head in that fucking visor on Saturday, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of UT asshole fans this side of the nuthouse.

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3 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

I want to look that fat visor wearing shithole Kirby Smart straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm break glass in case emergency playoff situation right here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest beat down of Georgia since Bevo terrorized UGA and had him tap-dancing like Danny fucking Kaye. And when Kirby smart squeezes his fat white big ass head in that fucking visor on Saturday, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of UT asshole fans this side of the nuthouse.

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4 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

I want to look that fat visor wearing shithole Kirby Smart straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm break glass in case emergency playoff situation right here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest beat down of Georgia since Bevo terrorized UGA and had him tap-dancing like Danny fucking Kaye. And when Kirby smart squeezes his fat white big ass head in that fucking visor on Saturday, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of UT asshole fans this side of the nuthouse.

I feel more like this…

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but pos rep for quoting my favorite movie of all time. 

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4 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

I want to look that fat visor wearing shithole Kirby Smart straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm break glass in case emergency playoff situation right here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest beat down of Georgia since Bevo terrorized UGA and had him tap-dancing like Danny fucking Kaye. And when Kirby smart squeezes his fat white big ass head in that fucking visor on Saturday, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of UT asshole fans this side of the nuthouse.

That's an insult too far

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5 hours ago, BigOrange1 said:

#11 (and rising) Texas comes off a well needed bye week with their playoff hopes still alive.  My guess is that come Tuesday, Texas will be in the projected playoff field.  Hopefully we get good injury updates on guys like Michael Taaffe, Ryan Wingo, Jelani McDonald, and others from Coach Sark today.Now the fun part of the season begins - Saturday night under the lights in Athens against #5 Georgia.  6:30 on ABC.

 

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Is this some form of Bottom 10 version of UGA cheer/spirit teams?

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5 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

I want to look that fat visor wearing shithole Kirby Smart straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm break glass in case emergency playoff situation right here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest beat down of Georgia since Bevo terrorized UGA and had him tap-dancing like Danny fucking Kaye. And when Kirby smart squeezes his fat white big ass head in that fucking visor on Saturday, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of UT asshole fans this side of the nuthouse.

Essentially this is exactly what you wanted or tried to do to Sark in another post.  At least you hold true to form. 

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6 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

I want to look that fat visor wearing shithole Kirby Smart straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm break glass in case emergency playoff situation right here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest beat down of Georgia since Bevo terrorized UGA and had him tap-dancing like Danny fucking Kaye. And when Kirby smart squeezes his fat white big ass head in that fucking visor on Saturday, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of UT asshole fans this side of the nuthouse.

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2 hours ago, WinningIsHard said:

I feel more like this…

Christmas Vacation GIF by filmeditor          
 
but pos rep for quoting my favorite movie of all time. 

What's the over-under on the number of posters who quoted & commented on the post who didn't realize it was a riff on that movie? I'm going like 90% based on the responses. 

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7 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

I want to look that fat visor wearing shithole Kirby Smart straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm break glass in case emergency playoff situation right here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest beat down of Georgia since Bevo terrorized UGA and had him tap-dancing like Danny fucking Kaye. And when Kirby smart squeezes his fat white big ass head in that fucking visor on Saturday, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of UT asshole fans this side of the nuthouse.

 

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1 hour ago, hornian said:

What's the over-under on the number of posters who quoted & commented on the post who didn't realize it was a riff on that movie? I'm going like 90% based on the responses. 

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14 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

I want to look that fat visor wearing shithole Kirby Smart straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm break glass in case emergency playoff situation right here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest beat down of Georgia since Bevo terrorized UGA and had him tap-dancing like Danny fucking Kaye. And when Kirby smart squeezes his fat white big ass head in that fucking visor on Saturday, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of UT asshole fans this side of the nuthouse.

 

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Texas by 1000

reffies humiliated

Kirby’s visor ripped up and stomped on as he cries on the field with 25 other coaches complaining

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23 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

I want to look that fat visor wearing shithole Kirby Smart straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm break glass in case emergency playoff situation right here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest beat down of Georgia since Bevo terrorized UGA and had him tap-dancing like Danny fucking Kaye. And when Kirby smart squeezes his fat white big ass head in that fucking visor on Saturday, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of UT asshole fans this side of the nuthouse.

Elizabeth Barrett Browning couldn’t do any better.  🫡 🤘🏻

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5 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Elizabeth Barrett Browning couldn’t do any better.  🫡 🤘🏻

Hmmmm... probably true, but I think the situation calls more for John Moses Browning.

 

 

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On 11/10/2025 at 7:03 AM, BigOrange1 said:

#11 (and rising) Texas comes off a well needed bye week with their playoff hopes still alive.  My guess is that come Tuesday, Texas will be in the projected playoff field.  Hopefully we get good injury updates on guys like Michael Taaffe, Ryan Wingo, Jelani McDonald, and others from Coach Sark today.Now the fun part of the season begins - Saturday night under the lights in Athens against #5 Georgia.  6:30 on ABC.

 

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why do all those girls look like they're missing a chromosome or something 

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18 hours ago, mininghorn88 said:

 

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the pellet with the poison is in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true

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24 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

the pellet with the poison is in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true

Court Jester was pretty funny, and a couple of good-looking women in Glynis Johns and Angela Lansbury (yeah, she was younger once). Personally, I laughed at Danny Kaye in several movies, and The Inspector General was a lot funnier. The "pocketa-pocketa-pocketa" in Secret Life of Waler Mitty was straight outta the book - I still hear it anytime Danny shows up on a screen...

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42 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

Court Jester was pretty funny, and a couple of good-looking women in Glynis Johns and Angela Lansbury (yeah, she was younger once). Personally, I laughed at Danny Kaye in several movies, and The Inspector General was a lot funnier. The "pocketa-pocketa-pocketa" in Secret Life of Waler Mitty was straight outta the book - I still hear it anytime Danny shows up on a screen...

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Glynis Johns was stellar. An absolute masterpiece.

As for Angela...well...

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Seeing The Court Jester for the first time, I remember exclaiming, "Did she EVER not look like an old lady?" I mean, to be fair, she was thirty when this movie was released... but Johns was thirty-two.

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Oh. Wait.

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OK. Angela at 22... hot damn.

 

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Look, let's just... let's just all agree that Angela Lansbury at 22 is hotter than every damn one of those Georgia Cheerleaders in OP.

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1 minute ago, Tex Pete said:

Was there a press conference?

Not much of one.

The bottom line is ... unclear.

I think Sark may have figured out that while he isn't necessarily on a hot seat, he is in a position where he needs a W. Close but no cigar won't be close enough.

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