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Citrus Bowl, Dec 31st - Texas vs Michigan.

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  • Carl Spackler
    Carl Spackler

    I will.

  • This site's love affair with AI slop needs to end in 2026. 

  • SimkinsMan
    SimkinsMan

    I remember a marquee bowl game against Michigan 20 years ago. We had a hyped QB who had started to come into his own and roster filled with very talented sophomores and juniors. Texas ended up beating

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9 hours ago, ztejas said:

I mean we're favored by a full fucking TD.

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23 hours ago, Js1 said:

Cracked and shattered porcelain will have you bleeding out before you even know you got sliced. Don’t sit on a toilet with cracks.

FIFY

8 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

HOW DARE PEOPLE CARE ABOUT THE SUCCESS OF THEIR FAVORITE SPORTS TEAM!???!

That’s what you took from that? And not that people will twist the result however they want to make Sark look bad bc our fans are whiny babies

I think you tend to be part of the problem

Is this a game? Does it count on our record and final ranking? Is there a winner and a loser?

Yes?

Then fuck yes this game means a little more than an intrasquad scrimmage…..

5 minutes ago, satyanash said:

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Par for the course. King Eeyore

Where do I post about how much I don't care about this game on a website built around Texas football?!

4 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Where do I post about how much I don't care about this game on a website built around Texas football?!

Probably a newly created thread if we lose and conversely a newly created thread if we win but about how much this game mattered.

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5 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Where do I post about how much I don't care about this game on a website built around Texas football?!

Yeah, I fucking care.

Fuck anyone who doesn't.

I love the setup for this game. Tired of sitting on the bench? Then stuff your face full of fucking cheez its and go take some scalps.

12 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

It’s game day fuckers. Who woke up feeling the cheesiest.

I did coach! Cheeze! Cheeze!

10 hours ago, txexlonghorn23 said:

Do yall think we win tomorrow? Honestly... Putting $20 on Michigan right now doesn't sound too bad.

10 hours ago, txexlonghorn23 said:

We are missing a lot on defense and Bryce Underwood is a good QB.

9 hours ago, txexlonghorn23 said:

we were roughly favored over florida by that much too and look how that turned out.

Someone woke up feeling the bitchiest coach!

We go 3-0 today vs this corrupt, cheating shitstain of a program.

Arch tosses for 300+ and 3 TDs as a prelude to 2026 where we drag our cheezy nuts across CFBs collective face.

Anyone bellyaching about this game and claiming they don't care and F Texas, etc, etc, etc, can you please do us a favor and just spend your afternoon watching YouTube videos of the Puppy Bowl instead. We'll be fine without y'all. And please start your own belly aching thread and don't pollute everything else.

Insufferable

35 minutes ago, satyanash said:

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Well that's just like, ya know, their opinion, man.

2 minutes ago, texasdago said:

And please start your own belly aching thread and don't pollute everything else.

I'll go first - Normal People. : r/Cinema

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Also, if you don't care about this game, you officially suck.

This is a chance to continue a streak of 10+ wins seasons and top 10 finishes. It's also a trophy. And it's a chance for some guys who didn't get to play much this year to show what they can do. This is a big game, whether you wanted it or not.

9 hours ago, ztejas said:

I mean we're favored by a full fucking TD.

Sark is 0-3 after byes or long layoffs in 2025

40 minutes ago, satyanash said:

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there's SATY

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New website stuff

42 minutes ago, Js1 said:

That’s what you took from that? And not that people will twist the result however they want to make Sark look bad bc our fans are whiny babies

I think you tend to be part of the problem

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ain’t no body gotta twist nothing with Sark. He's fucked up LOT through the years.

All we can do is talk about What has already happened and pray he’s figuring things out.

obviously gonna need to put a bunch of points on the board today. hopefully we get "touchdown play" Sark.

1 hour ago, immamac said:

TCU USC last night was epic.

and was the 3rd bowl game in the last week that had the level of play for a playoff game with a field of 16

illinois/fakeUt (8-4 v. 8-4)

byu/gtech (11-2 v. 9-3)

there have been 4 other bowls where either team would have beaten tulane or james madison but those matchups would not happen with a field of 24

2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

obviously gonna need to put a bunch of points on the board today. hopefully we get "touchdown play" Sark.

I’ll settle for “don’t call the fucking toss sweep to the slowest RB on the roster” Sark.

ETA: we can, and should (and I expect to) win this game today. We’ve beaten MUCH better teams than this Michigan team.

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1 hour ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Yeah the refs missed a backwards lateral that cost USC the game.

usc cost usc the game in overtime after backing up roach to 3rd and forever and conceding

and fuck riley

9 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

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ain’t no body gotta twist nothing with Sark. He's fucked up LOT through the years.

All we can do is talk about What has already happened and pray he’s figuring things out.

Whatever you say, boss.

19 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Also, if you don't care about this game, you officially suck.

This is a chance to continue a streak of 10+ wins seasons and top 10 finishes. It's also a trophy. And it's a chance for some guys who didn't get to play much this year to show what they can do. This is a big game, whether you wanted it or not.

We cant finish in the top 10, can we?

56 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Where do I post about how much I don't care about this game on a website built around Texas football?!

Game thread.

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

We cant finish in the top 10, can we?

Why not? The AP poll can do whatever they want

Alabama finished 11th in the CFP rankings without making the CFP. Ole Miss finished 11th in the AP Poll without making the CFP

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

Uh okay. Half our defense is missing, we are down a DB coach and our LB coach is calling the defense.

I want to win, but it is a glorified scrimmage. The goal is to make it out healthy. No major injuries

Already propping up the excuses.

Come on, man.

1 minute ago, Vanilla Strange Gato said:

Already propping up the excuses.

Come on, man.

Rude. I’ve been crushing cheezits since 6am

originally i was so po'ed about the committee diss that i wanted to decline like domer

i was justifiably flamed for this and then after seeing how domer acted was glad we didn't puss out

then as circumstances unfolded over the last 3 weeks it's made this a rally-the-troops defend the program game

and as the final justification for giving many fucks, extra toasty cheezits RGB is 204.85.0

i don't have any in the house today because they are the equivalent of edible crack

TEXAS!

5 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

We cant finish in the top 10, can we?

Might be a longshot, but if we win we should leapfrog idle ND and Miami after Ohio State violates them. Then we'd just need to pass one more team. Maybe aggy since we have the H2H and they lost their last two?

Pound Michigan today, and yes, we could finish top 10.

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Just now, TexArcher said:

Might be a longshot, but if we win we should leapfrog idle ND and Miami after Ohio State violates them. Then we'd just need to pass one more team. Maybe aggy since we have the H2H and they lost their bowl?

Pound Michigan today, and yes, we could finish top 10.

OU should drop for blowing a 17-0 lead to a pretty mid Bama team

5 minutes ago, The Dog said:

I like Cheeze-its, and I like turkey legs, and I'm not eating that thing.

13 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Game thread.

Or just do it here. Plenty of posters who “do it the right way” are in here doing it.

21 minutes ago, txexlonghorn23 said:

It's funny how soft and sensitive some of you fuckheads are.

I can't believe the dude wandering in talking about his sports bets is a boring asshole. It's so unlike every similar dude at your local bar.

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I can't believe the dude wandering in talking about his sports bets is a boring asshole. It's so unlike every similar dude at your local bar.

oh you got me. you're probably such a square irl, talking about other people being boring is comical. Maybe go try and touch grass sometime in the New Year.

I predict the big winner is going to be the people of America who learn about the great product that Cheeeeezit offers!

30 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Whatever you say, boss.

You know what I didn’t say? Something as bitch ass as the below.

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

Uh okay. Half our defense is missing, we are down a DB coach and our LB coach is calling the defense.

I want to win, but it is a glorified scrimmage. The goal is to make it out healthy. No major injuries

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37 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

ETA: we can, and should (and I expect to) win this game today. We’ve beaten MUCH better teams than this Michigan team.

MUCH? I'd go with slight-to-moderately better

9 minutes ago, immamac said:

Should ibgetba whole brisket from HEB BBQ restaurant on Congress. I think so. $200 for ~8lb cooked.

When did you turn into Mushmouth from Fat Albert?

7 minutes ago, runthebone said:

I predict the big winner is going to be the people of America who learn about the great product that Cheeeeezit offers!

We find out after the game from the Cheez-It CMO that the youth of America are very interested in cheese based snack products.

27 minutes ago, Js1 said:

OU should drop for blowing a 17-0 lead to a pretty mid Bama team

OU should have never been ahead of us. omg they beat mid bama (while getting outgained 2 to 1) and mid tennessee!

48 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

obviously gonna need to put a bunch of points on the board today. hopefully we get "touchdown play" Sark.

obviously

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