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10 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

the block on Kanu on the QB yesterdashould not be a penalty, for example. if the play is live you can get blocked.

That was a horrible call. As soon as the QB starts to try to pursue he's fair game

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It was also a generous spot, if you even want to call it that.

Auspicious=promising doesnt even make sense either

Give him a chance, he won't mock the position.

I had to go back and listen to the broadcast, because in real time, I thought, "There's no way he said what I think he just said."

With 6:15 to go in 4th quarter, they show the turf rash on Arch's hip, and one of those bozos remarked that it was going to hurt to take a shower, and the other one says, "You can't just rub some Robitussin on it?"

1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Too busy blowing Kyle Whittingham

There were bits of that interview in the video I just posted. He was saying something about "stars" and it being frustrating. Anyone hear the whole interview?

2 hours ago, dcar00 said:

I noticed this as well. no replays. It was weird.

They were too busy switching to their KyleCam, showing Whittington doing nothing of interest in his suite.

Just now, TrashMaster G said:

They were too busy switching to their KyleCam, showing Whittington doing nothing of interest in his suite.

It was a terrible production across the board.

18 hours ago, Pancho said:

Sark has got to get Arch help on offense.

I really like Arch coming into 2026.

But first…..he’s going to Disney World!

39 minutes ago, Paul Wesley said:

With 6:15 to go in 4th quarter, they show the turf rash on Arch's hip, and one of those bozos remarked that it was going to hurt to take a shower, and the other one says, "You can't just rub some Robitussin on it?"

It's a Chris Rock reference

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3 hours ago, Derka said:

lol. Good for Shipley in his final college game.

2 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

It also makes no sense. Chattel is any possession BUT real estate. The incredibly super smart Mark Jones basically said that Arch Manning had everything except real estate in front of him on that run.

In America, most of its usage and relevance of the word chattel is in reference to slavery (as in, a slave owner possessed both real estate and human chattel). It would've made just about as much sense if the incredibly super smart Mark Jones had just screamed "SLAVERY!" on Arch's run.

I thought so. Thanks for saving me the trouble of looking it up to be sure.

25 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

There were bits of that interview in the video I just posted. He was saying something about "stars" and it being frustrating. Anyone hear the whole interview?

Nah. I thought I tuned into a football game not a talk show. I hate it when they do this except for the time Elko was interviewed dressed in a sweatshirt and looking like a regard.

4 minutes ago, gsoda3 said:

It's a Chris Rock reference

Thanks for the info.

That's a pretty obscure reference... I looked up the video and the joke doesn't seem to land even when Rock tells it.

6 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

lol. Good for Shipley in his final college game.

Shipley wasn’t kicking off was he?

Let’s give wittingham 15 minutes of free airtime on nye afternoon a couple of days before the portal opens. I’m surprised an espn broadcast would help a b1g team with a gift like that.

Just now, Jkwellborn said:

Shipley wasn’t kicking off was he?

No. It was a walk-on.

22 hours ago, BingoDinoDNA said:

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I woke up feeling the cheesiest

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19 hours ago, Gandalfish said:

Fuck yes, bring on 2026 🤘

Hey! Let’s not get optimistic like aggy here!

13 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Let’s give wittingham 15 minutes of free airtime on nye afternoon a couple of days before the portal opens. I’m surprised an espn broadcast would help a b1g team with a gift like that.

That interview was boring af. Not sure it helped him.

19 hours ago, cabowabo said:

This announcing crew has been insufferable today.

You don’t have to listen to these clowns….listen to Craig Way…..he is so much more knowledgeable and he’s a homer….more details and background info….try it!

20 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

That interview was boring af. Not sure it helped him.

He sounded like a guy who just retired.

19 hours ago, Jshep34 said:

Any link to post game?
Put back up in and have him drill a official with a throw

wrong thread

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19 hours ago, HRSchenker said:

Leave it to us to rescue the SEC from its embarrassing bowl record. This conference was always a fraud until we joined. Greg Sankey knows this.

I thought we ruined and destroyed conferences…..hmmmmm, guess I was wrong!

19 hours ago, David Dennison said:

From what I can tell, everyone hates your new internet.

Not me, though. You're doing a great job.

Hun…..do I look fat in my new dress?

19 hours ago, DaysOff said:

Special Shout-out to satya, Greenspoint, and the usual suspects doing their game thread thing one last time. What a way to end the year.

Are they entering the portal too?

19 hours ago, Herbie Hancock said:

If someone has the time, they should go back and quote all of Greenspoints’ bitchassness in this thread into one post. That level of vaginal hemorrhaging would have killed a lesser human being

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18 hours ago, dcar00 said:

It is absolutely Bias. we are constantly called for holding and the other teams are almost never called. this has been going on for years.

the review situations show it as well. there are many times when we don't even get a review on a a questionable play. that is nothing but Bias. you have to counteract it by bitching like Smart oes Stoops used to do constantly. you are doing your team a disservice if you don't. It is like we think refs aren't human and can't be influenced. they can and we should be on them constantly.

Muschamp will have some things to say about officiating next fall.

18 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

I think the Barstool guy may have overpaid to get Underwood. If receivers could legally catch balls 10 yds out of bounds, he'd be pretty good.

That being said, the Texas D had a lot to do with it .

Michigan obviously practices on a wider field!

1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

You don’t have to listen to these clowns….listen to Craig Way…..he is so much more knowledgeable and he’s a homer….more details and background info….try it!

Hopefully somebody will make a recording matching Craig Way’s broadcast to the game that would be awesome.

17 hours ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

I thought he pulled a hamstring by the look on his face.

I pulled one just watching him flinch!

13 hours ago, Dahobbs said:

Welp. We know what's in your search history.

12 hours ago, Thatguy said:

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Holy shit 😂😂😂 fucking iPhone ruining my life again!!

15 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

Oh life had hung half a hundred on me so I have some idea.

Some of us have socks older than that!

5 hours ago, Thatguy said:

We had 85 penalties. The fuck is this dude talking about? These motherfuckers are bitch made.

Buncha hoe ass bitches who clearly can't look up fucking stats.

16 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

Buncha hoe ass bitches who clearly can't look up fucking stats.

Perfect verbiage my guy. You are def invited to the cookout. And you are 100% correct. All one has to do is look at the penalties.

5 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

Perfect verbiage my guy. You are def invited to the cookout. And you are 100% correct. All one has to do is look at the penalties.

Seriously. It's not asking to learn astrophysics. Morons, all of them.

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