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2026 CFP Quarterfinals Sugar Bowl - #3 Georgia vs. #6 Ole Miss

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I'm still waiting to see Golding breathe through his nose

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    Refs: wE haVe To fOlLow ThE RuLeZ! Also refs:

  • gofuckyourself
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    Final four without Ohio State or Georgia, and aggy and ou left far behind, praise Jesus indeed.

  • since Texas wasn't in it anyway... it's been fun hate-watching these playoffs 😄 the results have been awesome.

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3 minutes ago, Vanilla Strange Gato said:

That gal in that famous photo was his cousin.

Perfectly legal in Florida and in that case worth the stigma.

13 minutes ago, randomhorn said:

Not his girlfriend

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.....and she's a nurse now. Yes, please.

10 minutes ago, randomhorn said:

I wish. Maybe Texas can make it a requirement for Super Conference 2.0

Breakaway League prolly gonna want it, need it, gotta have it.

That was ballsy. Would have kicked it there.

22 minutes ago, BurgleBro said:

I remember he had that gf with gigantic knockers when he played at Florida

I had an admin assistant at the time that was a CFB fan and a church going lady. She would bring up Tebow's girlfriend's tits all the time complaining about Tits McGee tempting Tebow with sin.

Bet they wish they had that extra point on the board right about now.

23 minutes ago, Vanilla Strange Gato said:

There used to be a gal that sat in the flashcard section at DKR that would have been one of these girls if she had seen this sort of inspiration. This was late 80’s.

She wore a big baseball cap that had fuzzy longhorns coming out of it, and she wore really big and gaudy longhorn jewelry, kind of like the big wooden block necklace stuff and vest that elementary school teachers sometimes wear.

Fast forward to late 1996, I’m in a Randall’s in Spring and run into her shopping and shouting to everyone “we beat Nebraska’s ass!!!”

She was wearing the same outfit she wore years earlier in the flashcard section.

I’m pretty sure she was there to buy food for her 50 cats.

She posts here as @Bevoette

3 minutes ago, Blotto said:

.....and she's a nurse now. Yes, please.

Tell me she works the overnight ER shift.

Golding has resting dumb guy face.

I had an admin assistant at the time that was a CFB fan and a church going lady. She would bring up Tebow's girlfriend's tits all the time complaining about Tits McGee tempting Tebow with sin.

I like tits and sin.
Just now, Burt said:

Bet they wish they had that extra point on the board right about now.

Or the fucking FG they should have gotten off at the end of the half.

At least it's still a ball game.

1 minute ago, Burt said:

Bet they wish they had that extra point on the board right about now.

Or the FG at the end of the half.

Just now, DaysOff said:

  2 minutes ago, F250 said:


I like tits and sin.

Schitts Creek Comedy GIF by CBC

obligatory McDonough is a beating post. not as bad as Tessitore but sheesh

Kirby really yelling at the refs again lololololol fuck this bitch

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Nice drive. Chambliss is a stud.

Got velocity but not always accurate imo

3 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

  2 minutes ago, F250 said:


I like tits and sin.

Sin is completely imaginary. Tits, on the other hand...

Why do all these douchebag coaches wear visors?

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

Is Kirby ever not whining like a bitch?

oh when he wins and its the post game interview, then we're all joyful he won.

If you win the natty or Heisman are you praising and giving glory to god ?

Why is that a thing ?

13 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:

Kirby only seems to take chances vs us

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