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2 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

 

 


As predictable as aggy doing something stupid, dotard hoping for some global warming during the cold snap.

 

We do have some of that global warming. There is a record breaking heat wave going on in Australia right now. They're on the globe too. The tedium of dumbfuck, scientifically illiterate Republicans who don't know the difference between weather and climate and crawl out of the woodwork to display their ignorance every time there's a localized cold spell somewhere in the country. It really gets old. 

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2 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Surrender in advance so you don’t have to fight is pretty much the democrat’s ideology.

It’s the same reason they will never impeach Trump.  

Bunch of pussies. 

You're conflating two different scenarios, one more or less historical, the other involving unprecedented circumstances in the present.  The Dems are handling this as they should at this moment in time.  There's a govt shutdown and a ghost as acting AG.  Dems lighting their hair on fire would belie the solid foundation they have moving forward in terms of the balance of support and the mountain of evidence that will take more than two weeks to excavate. 

It's going to to be a rough next 6 months.  Pace yourself.

6 minutes ago, triplehorn said:

You're conflating two different scenarios, one more or less historical, the other involving unprecedented circumstances in the present.  The Dems are handling this as they should at this moment in time.  There's a govt shutdown and a ghost as acting AG.  Dems lighting their hair on fire would belie the solid foundation they have moving forward in terms of the balance of support and the mountain of evidence that will take more than two weeks to excavate. 

It's going to to be a rough next 6 months.  Pace yourself.

Yeah whatever, the democrats are getting played again.  Due to election schedules, there isn’t a lot of time on the clock to attempt to remove Trump. 

The GOP is going to drag the Mueller investigation as long as possible and sit on all the incriminating evidence. 

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#FuckYourHat, should not be a thing... He just wanted to get some Hooters...

 

I was hoping Obama would push for a recess appointment but WAPO viewed it as unconstitutional.  Everything the current president does seems to be unconstitutional yet the Right doesn't object.  Several articles on this but below is WAPO.  

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/volokh-conspiracy/wp/2016/12/29/the-real-reason-president-obama-wont-recess-appoint-merrick-garland-to-the-supreme-court/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.1411e011ad8b

3 hours ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

Thread of Catholic responses to the grinning asshole, including number 10 from the school saying they are considering everything up to expulsion.

 

 



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8 minutes ago, kopp0e said:

#FuckYourHat, should not be a thing... He just wanted to get some Hooters...

 

She just made a bunch of video money.  

3 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Yeah whatever, the democrats are getting played again.  Due to election schedules, there isn’t a lot of time on the clock to attempt to remove Trump. 

The GOP is going to drag the Mueller investigation as long as possible and sit on all the incriminating evidence. 

Trump will be gone regardless.  Do not forget, this is about more than tRUmp and getting it right requires keeping a level head.  First things first, end the shutdown and get a functional AG sworn-in.  GOP manufactured this shutdown crisis back in December in response to the incoming Dem controlled House.  The GOP is bleeding out from a self inflicted wound.  Let it bleed.

Obama seemed like he was more concerned with his legacy than fighting at times. His one major flaw as POTUS.

32 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Yeah whatever, the democrats are getting played again.  Due to election schedules, there isn’t a lot of time on the clock to attempt to remove Trump. 

The GOP is going to drag the Mueller investigation as long as possible and sit on all the incriminating evidence. 

Democrats cannot remove Trump. The GOP cannot sit on the incriminating evidence. They do not control the House.

25 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

I was hoping Obama would push for a recess appointment but WAPO viewed it as unconstitutional.  Everything the current president does seems to be unconstitutional yet the Right doesn't object.  Several articles on this but below is WAPO.  

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/volokh-conspiracy/wp/2016/12/29/the-real-reason-president-obama-wont-recess-appoint-merrick-garland-to-the-supreme-court/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.1411e011ad8b

Mitch McConnell would have just kept the Senate in session. There was never going to be an opportunity for a recess appointment.

1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

It wouldn't have mattered. Mitch McConnell was never going to allow it to happen. 

Inactive measures 

47 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Centrist Dems have a cute vinyl stencil on their office walls that says, "If you cannot immediately win by whining, give up as fast as possible."

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Obama didn't have Big Dick Energy.

He was also dealing with a Senate Majority Leader of a different party. LBJ was dealing with Democrats.

5 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

The GOP cannot sit on the incriminating evidence. They do not control the House.

When the democrats are “waiting on the Mueller report” and witnesses before the House committees can’t comment on the Russia investigation because of the “Mueller report”; your statement and mine goes into distinction without a difference territory.

12 minutes ago, USMCHorn said:

Obama seemed like he was more concerned with his legacy than fighting at times. His one major flaw as POTUS.

That and replacing the Constitution with sharia law communism.

2 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

You’re missing the point, which is that Congress is responsible for local street cleaning.  

Have we finished sweeping the forests yet? One thing at a time.

5 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

When the democrats are “waiting on the Mueller report” and witnesses before the House committees can’t comment on the Russia investigation because of the “Mueller report”; your statement and mine goes into distinction without a difference territory.

They can ask witnesses anything they want. They can also compel them to answer outside of a public forum.

Obama seemed like he was more concerned with his legacy than fighting at times. His one major flaw as POTUS.

You forget the mustard.

And the tan suit.

And the 57 states.

And the feet on the Resolute Desk.

But other than those, yeah.
4 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:


You forget the mustard.

And the tan suit.

And the 57 states.

And the feet on the Resolute Desk.

But other than those, yeah.

Don't forget saluting with a cup of coffee in his hand.

46 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

It seems like being a pathological liar is a prerequisite for associating with trump. I doubt he told anyone to lie - it's implied.  The exception would be telling someone to tell the truth. 

Having Rudy on your Sunday talk show to say more crazy shit is starting to have a WWE feel to it.  

Or Trump told him, "You take care of me, and I'll take care of you." See, no subornation of perjury!

 

21 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:


You forget the mustard.

And the tan suit.

And the 57 states.

And the feet on the Resolute Desk.

But other than those, yeah.

Lol when he wore that tan suit they wanted to impeach his ass right there.

Pence was asked four different times on Face the Nation about the Buzzfeed report:

“What part of this report was inaccurate?” “What part of it was wrong?” “You don’t know which part of it was inaccurate?” “I wanted you to tell us what part of it was inaccurate.”

Silence. Pence would not answer.

7 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Pence was asked four different times on Face the Nation about the Buzzfeed report:

“What part of this report was inaccurate?” “What part of it was wrong?” “You don’t know which part of it was inaccurate?” “I wanted you to tell us what part of it was inaccurate.”

Silence. Pence would not answer.

Vice President Mike Pence was then asked to fill out a Buzzfeed Questionnaire to determine what kind of pizza topping he'd be.  "Does your name rhyme with roni?  Do you like pepper?"  Nothing from Pence.  Silence.  If that's not an admission to being pineapple I don't what is.

He’s an accepted Brown.  Good for him.  Trickle down.  

No he isn’t. He is just a useful idiot to be discarded in the future.
14 minutes ago, Nivek said:


No he isn’t. He is just a useful idiot to be discarded in the future.

He’s a bitch made pussy. We all know that. I’m trying to be nice.  Thanks for fucking it up. 

Holy fuck ... George Will DESTROYS the President:

 

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Dislike of him should be tempered by this consideration: He is an almost inexpressibly sad specimen. It must be misery to awaken to another day of being Donald Trump. He seems to have as many friends as his pluperfect self-centeredness allows, and as he has earned in an entirely transactional life. His historical ignorance deprives him of the satisfaction of working in a house where much magnificent history has been made. His childlike ignorance — preserved by a lifetime of single-minded self-promotion — concerning governance and economics guarantees that whenever he must interact with experienced and accomplished people, he is as bewildered as a kindergartener at a seminar on string theory.


and so on ....

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/what-a-misery-it-must-be-to-be-donald-trump/2019/01/18/d0e05eea-1a82-11e9-8813-cb9dec761e73_story.html?utm_term=.6ad3ec3bd625

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Damnnnnnn, George!

BTW, I love the word “pluperfect”.

George Will is a "libcuck". No one on the right gives a shit what he thinks anymore. 

 

George Will is mistaking Trump for a rational person and not the delusional, narcissistic man-baby that he is. 

I mean, I get why people long for the past with Obama, but fuck that shit. Obama's presidency ended up with Trump in the White House. Yeah, it's not his fault and blah blah blah, but eyes forward, please. We need to learn from the past and not revel in it. 

 

 

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14 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

I mean, I get why people long for the past with Obama, but fuck that shit. Obama's presidency ended up with Trump in the White House. Yeah, it's not his fault and blah blah blah, but eyes forward, please. We need to learn from the past and not revel in it. 

 

 

We must never elect another black man or white people will just elect Trump after him

5 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Go back in time and tell yourself this in 2008:

In 2019, The United States government will be held hostage by a Russian agent for a 2,000 mile Mexican border wall.  This Kremlin asset has also inspired a new white nationalist movement inflicting terror and pain among the minority populations of America.

This man’s name will be Donald Trump.

Trumpism was simmering under the surface long before 2016.  We just all mocked those fuckers as fringe lunatics.  This sketch is from 2012, but Will Forte was doing this character for a few years before that.  Skip to 4:00:

https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/anniversary-party/n13514

If only we knew then what we know now.  Turns out that marginal nut job movement was gaining steam and taking control of the GOP.  

6 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

We must never elect another black man or white people will just elect Trump after him

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18 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

We must never elect another black man or white people will just elect Trump after him

I do think Obama’s blackness handicapped him in a way.  

Because he was the first black president, he had to do everything just perfect or his opponents would rip him apart, which they did anyway.  He was constrained from rocking the boat too much.

I don’t know how many times I heard the false narrative of Obama being the most divisive president in history.  Perhaps he should have been.

I mean they both have "San" in the title. 

 

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I do think Obama’s blackness handicapped him in a way.  
Because he was the first black president, he had to do everything just perfect or his opponents would rip him apart, which they did anyway.  He was constrained from rocking the boat too much.
I don’t know how many times I heard the false narrative of Obama being the most divisive president in history.  Perhaps he should have been.

This is not a good opinion.
4 hours ago, David Dennison said:

He was also dealing with a Senate Majority Leader of a different party. LBJ was dealing with Democrats.

The Dems were very much two distinct parties at that time.

2 minutes ago, Nivek said:

This is not a good opinion.

I know, it’s not a politically correct assessment but when I hear Michelle talk about how important it was that they got everything right because they were the first, it helps explain why Barack was less assertive with the Republicans than he probably should have been.

It wasn’t fair or right but it’s just my read on it.

I think history will be kind to Obama.  Especially being the president wedged between the GWB/neoconservatives and the Russians/Trump.

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1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I think history will be kind to Obama.  Especially being the president wedged between the GWB/neoconservatives and the Russians/Trump.

 

He didn't catastrophically fuck up like Bush or Trump, so he'll look awesome in comparison.

18 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

He didn't catastrophically fuck up like Bush or Trump, so he'll look awesome in comparison.

Incorrect. He popularized a celebration made by our enemies. He might be the worst human ever.

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Instead of focusing on being president, he used to fill out March Madness brackets too.

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