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PATHETIC. No right to trash talk for bregs. 1 for 14 now with risp

How did we not challenge that call to load the bases with 1 out?! AJ is fucking dumb.

I can’t believe that nobody got to Hinch in time. He’s usually right on top of that shit. Should have been loaded and one out. 

Damnittttt I spoke too soon.

At least Nats are feeling the drought w RISP


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the wheelbarrow is empty?

feels like the 8th already. This will be another 5 hour game.

Can we have one 1-2-3 inning this whole freaking night, please?

Bregman needs to track down Sarah Huckabee tonight and slump bust the hell out of her.  

Peacock in.  I thought we might be saving him as first in after Urquidy tomorrow.

1 minute ago, WBT said:

108.4 mph on the HR

CRAM!

lol their fucking whole cheering thing is the baby shark thing you do with little kids?? 😂😂😂

Why didn’t they review Altuve HBP?

So, bases loaded with DP possibility or letting your hottest hitter stay at bat with two RISP?

No, Hinch isn’t the dumbass ...

 

if this goes back to Houston, Richard Dreyfus should throw the first pitch.

Why didn’t they review Altuve HBP?
So, bases loaded with DP possibility or letting your hottest hitter stay at bat with two RISP?
No, Hinch isn’t the dumbass ...
 
Go away.
1 minute ago, WBT said:

Peacock in.  I thought we might be saving him as first in after Urquidy tomorrow.

We lose tonight and tomorrow don’t make a shit. 

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Peacock in.  I thought we might be saving him as first in after Urquidy tomorrow.

Need to hold this lead

Just now, PenelopeWitherspoon said:
1 minute ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:
Why didn’t they review Altuve HBP?
So, bases loaded with DP possibility or letting your hottest hitter stay at bat with two RISP?
No, Hinch isn’t the dumbass ...
 

Go away.

Go to the kitchen where you belong. 

Just now, Mo Horn said:

Need to expand this lead

 

Peacock is the right call here.  He gives you two.  He can give you two tomorrow if he’s efficient tonight.  

Sooo, we not talking about the superhuman ability of Altuve to take a 90mph ball across his dick tip without flinching?

1 minute ago, Tommy Nobis said:

You can tell Walgreens manager is starting to pucker.

Assistant TO the manager

Just now, PenelopeWitherspoon said:
3 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:
Go to the kitchen where you belong. 

Eat a bag of dicks and die in a fire. You are such a cunt.

.. and you have no business commenting on baseball because you’re too stupid to understand the game. 

did smoltz just say the nationals missed a chance to blow it wide open?

.. and you have no business commenting on baseball because you’re too stupid to understand the game. 
Yeah, you need to stop now. You are showing your ass here.

now would be the perfect time for the hidden ball trick

2 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

.. and you have no business commenting on baseball because you’re too stupid to understand the game. 

Dude, shut the fuck up.  This is a World Series game.

Smoltz just looks like a smug prick. What a punchable face.

Just now, PenelopeWitherspoon said:
2 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:
.. and you have no business commenting on baseball because you’re too stupid to understand the game. 

Yeah, you need to stop now. You are showing your ass here.

I guess you’d know about ass. 

Just now, VirginiaLonghorn said:

I guess you’d know about ass. 

Get a room you two!

Peacock is nibbling.  The eternal struggle of his career.

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Sooo, we not talking about the superhuman ability of Altuve to take a 90mph ball across his dick tip without flinching?

I’d rather he swung at the 94 mph heater down the middle two pitches before

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