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  1. “Last time I was visiting I looked around and said ‘Wouldn’t it be nice to have some bats living here?’ There didn’t used to be so many bats in Austin. Maybe a few. But now I’m told millions of bats live under the Congress Street bridge. Millions. The Democrats talk about the environment but they don’t mention that I brought millions and millions of bats right here to Austin.” ”You know, nobody ever used to talk about Stevie Ray Vaughan. I thought that was wrong. I said ‘You know, people don’t know this but that Stevie Ray Vaughan is pretty good at guitar. Someone ought to build him a statue.’ And they did.” “It used to be, computers didn’t exist. So I called Michael Dell and I said ‘You know what would be nice? If you could drop out of school and start making computers.’ He didn’t know what that was, so I told him. And the next thing you know, everyone has a computer. A lot of them are made by Michael Dell, right here in Austin.” ”The Hill Country is nice. I always thought hills were nice. They’re nice, right? I’m glad I talked them into putting those hills out there.” ”They didn’t used to have Tex-Mex. It was either Tex, or it was Mex. No in between. So I called up my friend, my Mexican friend. I have a LOT of Mexican friends. You never hear about them because the Fake News media won’t talk about all my Mexican friends. And I called him and I said ‘Hey, what’s with just the Mex? Why not find a nice Texan and work together and call it Tex-Mex?’ And I think we all agree it’s pretty good, those enchiladas. They’re good. I’m glad he took my idea and did the enchiladas.”
    18 points
  2. biggest winner in all of this? Bill O'Brien. ain't nobody in Houston talking about yesterday's debacle anymore.
    16 points
  3. Ha love this from Washington’s dad!
    14 points
  4. Wife: "Bad weather is coming in! We need to prepare." Me: Makes sure everything's charged, gets gas for the chainsaw/generator, makes sure there are batteries for flashlights, ties down everything outside that could blow away Wife: Posts memes to facebook and texts all her friends about how worried she is
    14 points
  5. I've taken as much as I can take. Turn off your tapatalk signature or I will have to start negging you. Thank you.
    13 points
  6. Enough with restaurant and Dfw/Houston shit
    11 points
  7. Can’t believe Rhule didn’t hire the best coach available and instead hired a buddy of his DC.
    11 points
  8. Not because of this post in particular, but you seem like an exceptional dumbass.
    10 points
  9. If only Yurcich had called plays for the previous thirteen seasons
    10 points
  10. His tweets this morning sum him up very well. A fucking idiot, who is also a total piece of shit.
    10 points
  11. You need a volcanic eruption to help cool the earth down for a while? Okay, but that's a taal order.
    10 points
  12. I’ve mentioned before my dad has Alzheimer’s and I watch him. He raised me on Cowboys football. We watch games every Sunday and he is losing the ability to follow the game. When this came on, he sparked up with tears in his eyes and was talking about the early 90’s Cowboys teams with a sparkle in his eye. He said Jimmy was way overdue for the HOF! We then reminisced about collecting all the Cowboy football cards when I was a kid. He’d take me to the card shop as a reward, for good report cards ha. It was amazing to have my dad spot on coherent for a while. Sports are so much more than a game. Now I’m looking at my old sports cards and crying like a little bitch with nostalgia haha.
    10 points
  13. 9 points
  14. He'd better, even if it's bullshit. That's the politics part of the job, whether we like it or not. A head coach is supposed to advertise stinkless shit on the part of his program. Which is a whole lot easier when you don't have Warehime on staff any more.
    9 points
  15. 9 points
  16. I say fuck you assholes that can’t cheer the President of the United States. End of rant. Let’s play football!
    8 points
  17. Well it's a well-known fact, sonny-jim, that there's a secret society of the 5 wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything at Texas, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually in a secret country mansion in Colorado known as The Meadows: The Queen, the Vatican, the Gettys, the Rothschilds...and Colonel Sanders before he went tits up! Ooh I hated the Colonel, with his wee beady eyes and that smug look on his face! Ohh you're gonna buy my chicken! Ooh!
    8 points
  18. This year and next is our window. Screw the people that jump off the Astros train. Ride or die. Crane did what he needed to do. Something that doesnt happen over on kirby drive
    8 points
  19. i understand these are naturally intended to invoke a passionate response. with that said, i hope all 150 members of that blue-ribbon panel die in a fire.
    8 points
  20. Maybe it just really speaks to the benefits of being a white male and/or a billionaire.
    8 points
  21. We’re going to beat them.
    7 points
  22. ^^^ Luhnow is so FOS. Anyways... Hey visiting Rangers fans, while you're here, a quick question: 2011 was Luhnow's final year with the Cardinals, do you think David Freese knew what pitch was coming?
    7 points
  23. Fuck lsu, fuck their trash fans, shit school, and asshole shitbag coach and his fake tough guy bullshit. Fuck that place and their fake injury cheating bitch ass players.
    7 points
  24. The premise that Luhnow knew nothing is so over the top absurd that it's almost breathtaking. There are rumors that they had a fucking codebreaker doing work this year. They all knew what was going on. Hopefully they stop fucking cheating. Of course on one of the rare occasions where the cheaters actually get what they had coming to them, it's with a team I've spent my whole life cheering for, all the low valleys and the few high peaks. Meanwhile Baylor gets away with systemic rape and rape cover-ups and the entirety of the SEC cheats with impunity.
    7 points
  25. Lunch is for wimps. I’m working in Austin next week. I’m probably going to assassinate Herman while I’m there.
    7 points
  26. My family's experience was similar. Both grandfathers had high-school educations, but made sure their kids all went to college. Before that, both families were relatively poor farmers. It just takes one generation. Just one generation to lift a family out of poverty. Or one generation to consign the entire family to poverty. We're two generations into this new economic model, in which money isn't made in the coal mines or automotive plants, but with education and knowledge and hard work and entrepreneurial risk. In two generations, we've pretty well separated the smart from the dumb; the hard-working from the lazy; the ambitious from the content. Imma gonna let my inner Republican show just a little bit here. Yeah, there's institutional racism. If you're black or brown, there are a lot of cards stacked against you. But if you're white? What's your excuse? Imagine who shitty your economic situation would be if we didn't lock up a third of black men and they were instead out there competing against you for jobs. Imagine where you'd be if we treated meth and opiods like we treated crack cocaine back in the day. The smart kids who grow up in poverty in small towns? You see them now working in decent jobs in big cities. You walk down the streets of Dallas, and you're going to see the top 20% of the graduating class from Ada High School. But the bottom 80%--they're still in Ada. Doing shit. And, again--I'm going to let my Republican flag fly, but I don't really give a shit. If you're too lazy or stupid to stay in shitty circumstances in a shithole like Ada, Oklahoma, then that's a whole lot of your problem. There are pathways out. They're not a secret. They're taken by plenty of people every day. But some people just aren't suited to it.
    7 points
  27. Naw, he's going to barber school. Already has his own razor and everything.
    7 points
  28. You'll get a former Rutgers coach and like it.
    7 points
  29. You should look up the symptoms and start to “notice” them occurring with her.
    7 points
  30. Meh Big12 or not, I can get behind Mahomes. Guy is a baller and after living in KC for a few years, I wouldn’t mind seeing them/Andy win it all. KC pretty underrated as a city too...
    7 points
  31. 6 points
  32. Unless you’re the Yankees trying to hit McCullers curveball.
    6 points
  33. I did do this for over a year until she realized what I was doing and stopped asking me.
    6 points
  34. No, it's not. Fuck the Astros. Cheated to win the WS. That's what's bullshit. If you don't think this could have been the difference in a series that went 7 games, you're deluding yourself.
    6 points
  35. so what you’re saying is no matter what a 2019 Super Bowl Championship is going up on the aggy Stadium?
    6 points
  36. Our favorite pizza place got sold and went downhill after. This is my first shot at my favorite pizza they made. Solid 9/10.
    6 points
  37. Trout, smothered in a crawfish and crab cream sauce.
    6 points
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