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The Batshit Insane QAnon Conspiracy Theory


Hugo Stiglitz

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i don't know if anyone remembers, but on the old board, during one of charlie strong's particularly tumultuous recruiting seasons,  and the insiders were getting all breathless with their $9.95 garbage...but i assumed a tone of authority, and satirically made shit up about the comings and goings of recruiting. just flat out made shit up, aping the terms and diction of the $9.95ers. 

and a lot of posters on the football board actually bought it.

people need insiders. they need a sense of collective belonging. you see it in the conspiracy theory community. you see it on college fanboards. you see it with furries or other cosplay weirdos. you see it here with the Q freaks. it's a very basic human phenomenon. 

Q is just some troll making shit up and cackling to him/herself just like i was during that recruiting season.

edit: in fact, i bet it would not be hard to develop my own Z following just by making cryptic bullshit sound important and tear Q apart from the inside. while it sounds like fun, it would be work and take time i don't have. 

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5 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

edit: in fact, i bet it would not be hard to develop my own Z following just by making cryptic bullshit sound important and tear Q apart from the inside. while it sounds like fun, it would be work and take time i don't have. 

Just make sure you monetize like Q.

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That Tweet says the Deep State is scheduled to fall on December 17th. Ssme day Tumblr removes the porn.

And the answer to the "puzzle" is this: Q becomes a porn site. And as its first pornographic publication, it hosts the Pee tape.

ABCDE ... PQ.

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On 12/3/2018 at 3:45 PM, pyrohornIII said:

wonder what the 33 signifies

On 12/3/2018 at 3:49 PM, SmokeyTheBear said:

Well that's the charm about Q isn't it? Choose your own adventure and see if it others will marvel at the dots you are "connecting". 

On 12/3/2018 at 3:53 PM, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

If Larry Bird is behind all this, I'm going to be very upset.

On 12/6/2018 at 7:24 AM, Francisco 2.0 said:

Goddamn, even Disney is involved:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Club_33

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottish_Rite

The 33rd president was also a 33° Freemason and the only world leader to have used nuclear weapons in war.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_S._Truman

Surly posters:

 

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The mooch

https://www.politico.com/amp/story/2018/12/07/american-priority-conference-trump-1052214

At the first-ever American Priority Conference on Friday morning, Anthony Scaramucci — who served a brief stint as the Trump White House’s communications director — addressed a married couple from Virginia, telling them that the author of the fantastical Internet conspiracy theory QAnon has “been dead accurate about so many things,” adding: “When you find out who he is, you’re not going to believe it.”

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On 12/5/2018 at 6:02 PM, SubliminalHorn said:

So Q believers believe that the passing and funeral for 41 was fabricated to delay the Deep State from being taken down? LOL

Well the government was set to convene on child abduction on the 5th which was delayed due to the funeral: https://docs.house.gov/Committee/Calendar/ByDay.aspx?DayID=12052018

The best part of 41's funeral was this..

and this..

 

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On 12/8/2018 at 8:39 AM, Pimphand said:

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottish_Rite

The 33rd president was also a 33° Freemason and the only world leader to have used nuclear weapons in war.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_S._Truman

Pedantic: He was a 33rd Degree Scottish Rite Mason. The highest Masonic degree is the 3rd.. Master Mason. 

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