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16 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

I'm lost...what exactly is your beef (no pun) here? They know their combo so they're sick fucks...but don't take 20 seconds to order so obviously not stupid.

My question is -  How large of a person (frequency of visits) do you have to be to have the fucking combo numbers memorized at a fast food joint?  My point about ordering in 20 seconds is that I am not a woman or someone under the impression that Whataburger has some sort of extensive menu that needs contemplating.  Just like at any other fast food place, you know what you want going in, look at a picture above you and order.  There is no fucking soupe du jour or new chef inspired tasting menu. 

The actual combo numbers would never be but a momentary flicker in my short-term memory and serve no purpose attempting to move it to long term.  Others seem to have this shit down pat which suggests a higher frequency of use than mine (~ once a quarter).  

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1 hour ago, Kringelbert Fishtybuns said:

My question is -  How large of a person (frequency of visits) do you have to be to have the fucking combo numbers memorized at a fast food joint?  My point about ordering in 20 seconds is that I am not a woman or someone under the impression that Whataburger has some sort of extensive menu that needs contemplating.  Just like at any other fast food place, you know what you want going in, look at a picture above you and order.  There is no fucking soupe du jour or new chef inspired tasting menu. 

The actual combo numbers would never be but a momentary flicker in my short-term memory and serve no purpose attempting to move it to long term.  Others seem to have this shit down pat which suggests a higher frequency of use than mine (~ once a quarter).  

this may not be the message board for you. 

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My question is -  How large of a person (frequency of visits) do you have to be to have the fucking combo numbers memorized at a fast food joint?  My point about ordering in 20 seconds is that I am not a woman or someone under the impression that Whataburger has some sort of extensive menu that needs contemplating.  Just like at any other fast food place, you know what you want going in, look at a picture above you and order.  There is no fucking soupe du jour or new chef inspired tasting menu. 
The actual combo numbers would never be but a momentary flicker in my short-term memory and serve no purpose attempting to move it to long term.  Others seem to have this shit down pat which suggests a higher frequency of use than mine (~ once a quarter).  
Lol so some here have been eating Whataburger since they've been kids and you're pissed because over a lifetime they happen to have a goto engraved in their minds rather than skipping a delicious meal at WB and wait for a real supper like you?

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#2 ('cause it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out the numbering system) all the way with double cheese and add jalps

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4 hours ago, Kringelbert Fishtybuns said:

I'm not one of those stupid fucks that takes more than 20 seconds to make up my mind holding up the line. I get that a #1 is a single and #2 is a double, but after that I'm lost. 

Its just odd to me is all.  I travel all the time for work, but if the only options are drive thru places - I just say fuck it and wait until dinner. 

You seem like you suck.

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The Buffalo ranch chicken strip sammich is making a limited return.   Feel Bless. 

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3 minutes ago, Call said:

The Buffalo ranch chicken strip sammich is making a limited return.   Feel Bless. 

was it ever really gone?  kinda like back when the chicken fajita taco wasn't on the menu, but you could always get it?

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6 hours ago, Kringelbert Fishtybuns said:

My question is -  How large of a person (frequency of visits) do you have to be to have the fucking combo numbers memorized at a fast food joint?  My point about ordering in 20 seconds is that I am not a woman or someone under the impression that Whataburger has some sort of extensive menu that needs contemplating.  Just like at any other fast food place, you know what you want going in, look at a picture above you and order.  There is no fucking soupe du jour or new chef inspired tasting menu. 

The actual combo numbers would never be but a momentary flicker in my short-term memory and serve no purpose attempting to move it to long term.  Others seem to have this shit down pat which suggests a higher frequency of use than mine (~ once a quarter).  

your opinion is fine, as long as you (and your opinion) remain in california, or new york, or wherever the hell it is you call home.  

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My question is -  How large of a person (frequency of visits) do you have to be to have the fucking combo numbers memorized at a fast food joint?  My point about ordering in 20 seconds is that I am not a woman or someone under the impression that Whataburger has some sort of extensive menu that needs contemplating.  Just like at any other fast food place, you know what you want going in, look at a picture above you and order.  There is no fucking soupe du jour or new chef inspired tasting menu. 
The actual combo numbers would never be but a momentary flicker in my short-term memory and serve no purpose attempting to move it to long term.  Others seem to have this shit down pat which suggests a higher frequency of use than mine (~ once a quarter).  



I also know the #6 at Wendy’s is a Spicy Chicken Sandwich.

Want to fight about it?

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On 3/25/2018 at 10:03 PM, Jimbaround said:

Sausage BOB ranchero style, fries instead of hash browns.

Double meat, double cheese (sometimes add japs).  The double meat is critical to get the meat/cheese, produce, bun ratios correct.

In looking to relocate from the Oklahoma City & Dallas area(s), one of the main reasons I chose Phoenix, was due to it having both Whataburger & In-N-Out in the area...

I normally just go for a #2 with double cheese, (never thought about it scientifically as you have) and add either the large fry or onion rings/ strawberry shake & lemon pie...

If it's one of those in betweener/ early morning munchie runs, I might just add in a few extra chicken strips with toast & gravy, or a stack of hotcakes with bacon to top it off...

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First Whataburger trip in three months, and I was craving an A1 T&H something fierce.  I decided to go with a sweet and spicy bacon burger, no mustard, on Texas Toast. It slammed and went hard.  Not quite as hard as an A1, mind, but still slammed pretty damn hard. Recommended. 

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32 minutes ago, Dutch said:

First Whataburger trip in three months, and I was craving an A1 T&H something fierce.  I decided to go with a sweet and spicy bacon burger, no mustard, on Texas Toast. It slammed and went hard.  Not quite as hard as an A1, mind, but still slammed pretty damn hard. Recommended. 

pro tip: get it on texas toast, take it home and fry it grilled cheese style in a hot pan with lots of butter til the bread is dark and crispy.  borderline erotic. 

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Usually a #2, add cheese and japs, large sized with a Coke.  Sometimes I'll go with a #3, with same setup.

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14 hours ago, Dutch said:

First Whataburger trip in three months, and I was craving an A1 T&H something fierce.  I decided to go with a sweet and spicy bacon burger, no mustard, on Texas Toast. It slammed and went hard.  Not quite as hard as an A1, mind, but still slammed pretty damn hard. Recommended. 

Is the A1T&H permanently discontinued?   Also - why the fuck do they put mustard on the sweet and spicy?   A standard Whataburger must have mustard but it doesn't really help the sweet and spicy.

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The jalapeno cheddar biscuit with sausage, egg is my favorite thing on their menu. 

side note: on the old site someone posted a picture of a gal decked out in a Wonder Woman/ Whata Woman looking outfit, what's the story on that? She would be my new favorite item on the menu.

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5 hours ago, Mr.Hovis said:

The jalapeno cheddar biscuit with sausage, egg is my favorite thing on their menu. 

 

pro tip: order it with sausage and bacon.  takes it to 11.

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1 hour ago, futureman said:

pro tip: order it with sausage and bacon.  takes it to 11.

Damn, that does sound good but might need a side of Lipitor to go with it.

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6 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Why not bring some grilled onions to this party. 

on the jap cheddar sausage egg and bacon biscuit?  that’s fucking interesting. 

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On 5/9/2018 at 10:31 AM, krevo said:

Is the A1T&H permanently discontinued?   Also - why the fuck do they put mustard on the sweet and spicy?   A standard Whataburger must have mustard but it doesn't really help the sweet and spicy.

Yeah, much to my sadness, the A1 T&H is off menu; it made way for the Monterrey Melt on the all-time favorites. You’re dead-right about the mustard. It in no way belongs on a S&S Bacon Burger. So much more delicious without it. 

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On 5/9/2018 at 10:56 AM, Mr.Hovis said:

The jalapeno cheddar biscuit with sausage, egg is my favorite thing on their menu.

This...with a side of sausage gravy for dunking.

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7 hours ago, TXLNGHRN10 said:

mushroom swiss burger on texas toast is legit

is it back?  pretty sure buffalo ranch was on the menu today

Edited by elfenix

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23 hours ago, Gladeite said:

#2, cheese, mayo and mustard, grilled jalapenos.  

add grilled onions and a toasted wheat bun...boom.

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my great uncle had a quadruple bypass in 1998.  watched him polish off a large plate of lasagna this past sunday.  heart attacks don’t scare me.  

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49 minutes ago, futureman said:

my great uncle had a quadruple bypass in 1998.  watched him polish off a large plate of lasagna this past sunday.  heart attacks don’t scare me.  

Some Heros....don’t wear capes

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I still want to find the bastard that introduced me to "please add grilled onions and jalapenos to my whataburger, thanks".  That man may be the father figure i never had. 

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On 5/30/2018 at 12:36 PM, Stella Link said:

Has anyone tried the Whataburger bacon from HEB?  How is it better than other brands?

Bought it yesterday. Will be cooking on Saturday morning and I will report back.

Whats the general consensus on sweet and spicy bacon burger (other than hold mustard)? 

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Depends on my mood.  I like the breakfast on a bun with sausage.  Whataburger with cheese,  bacon and jalapeno.  Whatachicken with cheese, jalapeno, pickles, onion, lettuce and tomato.   Sometimes same thing but the whatacatch.

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2 hours ago, Enchubben said:

Whats the general consensus on sweet and spicy bacon burger (other than hold mustard)? 

It slams.  The sauce isn't too sweet or too spicy.  Get it w/o mustard and on Texas Toast, and you've got a damn tasty burger.

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For breakfast I’ve been getting the bisquits and gravy and have them add a watachicken patty. Nice little meal to start the day. 

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My go to like a lot of others is the double jalapeno cheeseburger with onion rings.  In general, I hate cheeseburgers but a WB jalapeno cheeseburger is badass.

Once a year (usually around Christmas) I'll live it up and make it a triple jalapeno cheeseburger.  For real, them's good eats.

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4 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

My go to like a lot of others is the double jalapeno cheeseburger with onion rings.  In general, I hate cheeseburgers but a WB jalapeno cheeseburger is badass.

Once a year (usually around Christmas) I'll live it up and make it a triple jalapeno cheeseburger.  For real, them's good eats.

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On 4/2/2018 at 5:41 PM, elfenix said:

was it ever really gone?  kinda like back when the chicken fajita taco wasn't on the menu, but you could always get it?

One of their more under-rated items.  Two of those, with bacon and cheese added.  Boom.

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