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30 minutes ago, formermav43 said:

I don’t get this “rivalry.”

You don't like slapping balls while drinking piss warm Chango at the bottom of a dogpile?

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Hey Rangers fans...I'm running low on Astros gear.  Can one of you please stop by the store IN YOUR OWN STADIUM and pick me up some new stuff?

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Who's your fucking daddy?

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20 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

Hey Rangers fans...I'm running low on Astros gear.  Can one of you please stop by the store IN YOUR OWN STADIUM and pick me up some new stuff?

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Who's your fucking daddy?

Is that really at the ballpark?

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22 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

Hey Rangers fans...I'm running low on Astros gear.  Can one of you please stop by the store IN YOUR OWN STADIUM and pick me up some new stuff?

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Who's your fucking daddy?

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Posted (edited)

Holy shit, this is rich.  Y'all didn't even bother with this thread last year after Houston destroyed you and the rest of the Majors in 2017.

Now you're back after a flukish week.  Adorable.

Look, the Astros will win 100+ games.  Again.  And the Rangers will lose 100+ games.  And this thread will be devoid of Rangers "fans" by June.

But by all means, enjoy some baseball before your team inevitably shits all over itself and you turn your attention back to to NASCAR, WWE, leased BMWs, and your VHS tapes of when Dallas was good at something in the mid-90s.

Fucking dorks.

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23 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Holy shit, this is rich.  Y'all didn't even bother with this thread last year after Houston destroyed you and the rest of the Majors in 2017.

Now you're back after a flukish week.  Adorable.

Look, the Astros will win 100+ games.  Again.  And the Rangers will lose 100+ games.  And this thread will be devoid of Rangers "fans" by June.

But by all means, enjoy some baseball before your team inevitably shits all over itself and you turn your attention back to to NASCAR, WWE, leased BMWs, and your VHS tapes of when Dallas was good at something in the mid-90s.

Fucking dorks.

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Any Houston fan responding to a rangers fan in this thread with anything other than this photo is doing it wrong. 369b00fa00d5bbcbbfd0698aec11572f.jpg

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45 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Holy shit, this is rich.  Y'all didn't even bother with this thread last year after Houston destroyed you and the rest of the Majors in 2017.

Now you're back after a flukish week.  Adorable.

Look, the Astros will win 100+ games.  Again.  And the Rangers will lose 100+ games.  And this thread will be devoid of Rangers "fans" by June.

But by all means, enjoy some baseball before your team inevitably shits all over itself and you turn your attention back to to NASCAR, WWE, leased BMWs, and your VHS tapes of when Dallas was good at something in the mid-90s.

Fucking dorks.

Lol at you taking this thread serious. Fucking dork. Lighten up francis.

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1 minute ago, Cooder said:

Any Houston fan responding to a rangers fan in this thread with anything other than this photo is doing it wrong. 369b00fa00d5bbcbbfd0698aec11572f.jpg

What does this have to do with this season? 

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What does this have to do with this season? 

Nothing at all. I just wanted to see this as the thread photo when I see it on tapa.

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53 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

and your VHS tapes of when Dallas was good at something in the mid-90s.

The rest was a solid chirp but Dallas has 2 titles in professional sports since the mid 90s. 

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The rest was a solid chirp but Dallas has 2 titles in professional sports since the mid 90s. 
3.

Cowboys, Stars, Mavs

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Hey Rangers fans...I'm running low on Astros gear.  Can one of you please stop by the store IN YOUR OWN STADIUM and pick me up some new stuff?
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Who's your fucking daddy?
I don't go to a ton of pro sports games, but I can't ever remember seeing anything other than the home team's merchandise in a stadium store. That should be embarrassing for any fanbase. I would start a petition against it if it was my team.

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2 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Holy shit, this is rich.  Y'all didn't even bother with this thread last year after Houston destroyed you and the rest of the Majors in 2017.

Now you're back after a flukish week.  Adorable.

Look, the Astros will win 100+ games.  Again.  And the Rangers will lose 100+ games.  And this thread will be devoid of Rangers "fans" by June.

But by all means, enjoy some baseball before your team inevitably shits all over itself and you turn your attention back to to NASCAR, WWE, leased BMWs, and your VHS tapes of when Dallas was good at something in the mid-90s.

Fucking dorks.

yeah, but houston.  sorry bro.  

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29 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:
3 hours ago, Planet Houston said:
Hey Rangers fans...I'm running low on Astros gear.  Can one of you please stop by the store IN YOUR OWN STADIUM and pick me up some new stuff?
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I don't go to a ton of pro sports games, but I can't ever remember seeing anything other than the home team's merchandise in a stadium store. That should be embarrassing for any fanbase. I would start a petition against it if it was my team.

that’s why I seriously doubt it was at the ballpark. It’s probably from an Academy in Plano

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2 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Holy shit, this is rich.  Y'all didn't even bother with this thread last year after Houston destroyed you and the rest of the Majors in 2017.

Now you're back after a flukish week.  Adorable.

Look, the Astros will win 100+ games.  Again.  And the Rangers will lose 100+ games.  And this thread will be devoid of Rangers "fans" by June.

But by all means, enjoy some baseball before your team inevitably shits all over itself and you turn your attention back to to NASCAR, WWE, leased BMWs, and your VHS tapes of when Dallas was good at something in the mid-90s.

Fucking dorks.

Reeled this one in pretty well. Good job, boys.

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3 hours ago, Planet Houston said:

Hey Rangers fans...I'm running low on Astros gear.  Can one of you please stop by the store IN YOUR OWN STADIUM and pick me up some new stuff?

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Who's your fucking daddy?

LOL at the idea that the team store at the fucking Temple has concrete floors.  At best that is some vendor on one of the concourses looking to gouge some dumb fucking Astros fans

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12 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

LOL at the idea that the team store at the fucking Temple has concrete floors.  At best that is some vendor on one of the concourses looking to gouge some dumb fucking Astros fans

You see the iron gate on the right of the pic?  That’s exactly what’s happening. 

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Vic Mackey continues to be the only Rangers fan on this board whose opinions on baseball are worth taking seriously.  The rest are just a gaggle of mouth breathing morons.

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1 minute ago, Fozzz said:

Vic Mackey continues to be the only Rangers fan on this board whose opinions on baseball are worth taking seriously.  The rest are just a gaggle of mouth breathing morons.

That is a hell of a low bar

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2 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

Vic Mackey continues to be the only Rangers fan on this board whose opinions on baseball are worth taking seriously.  The rest are just a gaggle of mouth breathing morons.

No the current thread are good people. The lame ass dorks who cried and went to start their own board are the ones who are insufferable cunts. Some can be found in the MLB thread. Good riddance to them and their constant policing they do. They still cry about that shit to this day and it has been about 6 years.

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21 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

Vic Mackey continues to be the only Rangers fan on this board whose opinions on baseball are worth taking seriously.  The rest are just a gaggle of mouth breathing morons.

Your fanbase includes Tommy Nobis

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10 minutes ago, TheFlagship said:

Your fanbase includes Tommy Nobis

Besides the point.  

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6 hours ago, formermav43 said:

I don’t get this “rivalry.”

I don't either.  F bud selig's bullshit fake rivalry.

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18 minutes ago, WBT said:

I don't either.  F bud selig's bullshit fake rivalry.

I’m with this too. As a Rangers fan I didn’t always understand the Astros fans objection for being in the AL. After all, I love the damned AL. I love the DH and the legacy AL teams. I think the Astros are out of place... and that’s not a dig. 

Interleague would have been the right way to do this every year. 

This “rivalry” is overserved. Like most of us. 

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39 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said:

 

This “rivalry” is overserved. Like most of us. 

The length overserved the Astros' moms last night, and the day before.  

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On 4/4/2019 at 4:19 PM, Trey3216 said:

The length overserved the Astros' moms last night, and the day before.  

April champions. Odor should add a gold chain

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Is it the last place Astros that just lost the series? 
 
 
Oh wait, the SECOND to last place Astros.  My mistake.

Life comes at you fast
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Posted (edited)

Look, you don't just walk into Angels Stadium of Anaheim and expect a win. 

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Life comes at you fast
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I mean.500 at this point is a miracle with this team before this season started.

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Ha!

Fuck the Rangers.

 

Went to my first Express game of the season last night and I enjoyed the old Express fans popping off about the early lead and being jerks only to watch the "real" Express come back late and win.

Fuck the Rangers.

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14 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

Let's check in on those all important Silver Boot standings....

Let me check the all important World Series Championship trophy case.

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2 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Let me check the all important World Series Championship trophy case.

Silver Boot >>> some little World Series trophy, bro.

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