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  1. I don’t feel like it’s been 10 years at all. Mack Brown evaluated like shit at the end of his tenure. In fact, Brown frustrations started (for many of us at least) after the national title and him failing to kick recruiting up a gear and doing what Bama and Clemson and LSU do now. He could have been the first but he got lazy after the national title. That’s a different kind of infuriating frustration. charlie i don’t think anyone ever felt like he was a great evaluator. He recruited like 2 months a year. His staff was inept. Herman evaluates well. Honestly, Herman has vision, he evaluates, and he recruits well. If it wasn’t for his ego and personality and the stubborn insistence he knows more than everyone while ignoring the obvious, he’d be a top tier college coach, imo. Shame those few flaws are really, really big ones. Well see how this new staff coaches.
    16 points
  2. He would have out kicked his coverage if he would have married a goat.
    14 points
  3. 11 points
  4. Ole Kevin got served a big dose of freedom.
    11 points
  5. Cooked some ribs on the pit barrel Sent from my SM-G973U using Tapatalk
    10 points
  6. Straturday Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
    9 points
  7. An aggy is in bed with a hooker making small talk before hooking up. The hooker asks him how many sexual partners he's had. The aggy begins to count and soon he falls asleep.
    9 points
  8. Sometimes you go out looking for a specific style or model, and sometimes a guitar just speaks to you. Around 1995, I was on my own and living pretty much hand-to-mouth. I used to drive the battered-but-faithful Honda Civic that I bought for $300 (and had to bump start for about a year until I could buy a new starter) to the nearest mom-and-pop music store, mostly just to look at tablature to classic rock songs and try to memorize as much of it as possible without the clerks reaching the point of annoyance where they'd come interrupt, "Can I *help* you with something?" One visit, I walked in, and among the 25 or so guitars on the wall was this custom-shop Strat, and I knew instantly that it was MY guitar. Up until then, the only nice guitar I owned was a Gibson, and I wasn't even necessarily looking for a Fender. Anyway, it's still mine. It's 100% original. It sounds and plays as good as ever. I still love the color combo (it also has a pretty great bird's-eye maple neck that might not show up in the photo). I've never regretted the financial stretch for a single second. Happy Straturday, you glorious enabling sons of bitches.
    8 points
  9. I can’t believe he hasn’t twitter raged on this yet.
    8 points
  10. The stereotypical ‘big black buck is going to rape’ is chickenshit prejudice. Folks who throw that out there are just slightly a notch below Skeeter and Cletus. And there seems to be a lot of them on this site. Your passive aggressive bullshit is tired and pathetic. Besides if these assholes do go to jail, they will be held up as heroes and protected by the whites. So these fantasies only exist in your head or bedroom.
    7 points
  11. 7 points
  12. More than 70 test positive for coronavirus after attending "a large gathering" https://www.wbay.com/content/news/More-than-70-test-positive-for-coronavirus-after-attending-a-large-gathering-570316661.html
    7 points
  13. 7 points
  14. Hope, window dressing, thoughts and prayers. That's the plan. They had eight weeks. That's what they came up with. This is what happens when you elect morons into every level of government.
    7 points
  15. cam4mav had a delicious looking sandwich on the Steel Shank thread that merited its own thread - so i thought i would revive this thread from TOS i dug up the original sandwich starting that thread. I think it was 2013 or 2014 and as I recall it was a "ice day" in Austin so I was "working" from home and decided to make a ridiculous fucking sandwich: check out this fucking cheeseburger sandwich (also found in my photos): check out this fucking sandwich I made recently with home cured and brined corned beef braised in Guinness (cross-posted in Shit I've Cooked Lately):
    6 points
  16. my betrothed of 4 months finally had a long delayed surgery, which has allowed me to slow down and care for her properly... breakfast....her homemade pistachio/dried cherry sourdough with lemon zest ricotta, mesquite honey and local blueberries. lunch...instapot lentil curry with saffron-cilantro jasmine rice dinner...nicoise salad, subbed swordfish for tuna.
    6 points
  17. 6 points
  18. Wife: (local lawn guy) came and mowed. I didn't have any cash. Can you pick some up after work? Me: It'll be late. Just go to the atm. Wife: I don't want to take the kids into the gas station and I'm not leaving them in the car alone. Me: Just run to the bank down the street and use the drive-thru atm. Wife: Oh yeah.... What time does the bank close? Me: Why would that matter? Wife: I don't want to drive over to use the atm and find out they're closed!
    6 points
  19. 6 points
  20. People who don't return carts and just leave them in the middle of the parking lot deserved to be stoned to death.
    6 points
  21. The first step is admitting you've got a problem. Tom just fired 6 coaches and handed over his offense to the anti-Beck. I feel like at the very least Herman recognized that his original hand-picked staff was a poor mix of incompetence and bravado.
    6 points
  22. One thing this has taught me is that average white people fuckin HATE being inconvenienced.
    6 points
  23. Tests are totally not needed for the commoners. However, a VP staffer and a personal valet to the president contract covid-19 and now everyone in the West Wing is going to be tested every day going forward. I am pretty sure that is not how it will go down with the warriors at an Applebees or Chipoltle. https://www.nytimes.com/2020/05/08/us/politics/white-house-coronavirus-safety.html and then on point from the NYTimes.
    6 points
  24. And I have no idea what thread this belongs in, so I'm gonna post it here, because these kids are fucking badass: @Helobious
    6 points
  25. Getting in under the wire for Straturday: ‘96 Big Apple Strat. Seymour Duncan ‘59 and Pearly Gates. My favorite electric. I really need a SSS though.
    5 points
  26. We've let ourselves go. We're fat, lazy, stupid and entitled. We don't make anything. We outsource everything. We're a service economy. We're fat, lazy, stupid and entitled but we rebuff immigrants who are healthy, hard working, smart, and ambitious.
    5 points
  27. A virus isn't a bank loan. You can't declare bankruptcy and just watch it go away.
    5 points
  28. Partscasters . . . white one is pretty much all in, with a Warmoth body & neck, DiMarzio Texas sumthins for pickups, etc. Body is a very light pearlescent white, pickguard is tortoiseshell. The closeup at least shows the tortoiseshell. Orange version is 100% piece of shit parts from bargain shops like Guitar Fetish. Honestly, I'd say it sounds 70% as good for about 15% of the cost.
    5 points
  29. Consider me team TEXAS on the front. I like the throwbacks but they do look like practice jerseys to me. IMO our 2008 uni was perfection. Numbers on the side of the shoulder pad, appropriate sized font. Form fitting without doing that weird thing ours do now where the collar pops up on the sides of the neck. Pure greatness:
    5 points
  30. In a country capable of having a rational, adult conversation, that would be ideal. Instead, it’s just a blind adversarial rage, with data (incomplete, often faulty data, with no reasonable alternate data) on one side, and PATRIOT EAGLE FREEDOM GUN! on the other. Hell, if we had a simple conversation that started with 1) our goal is to have as few people die as possible, so 2) let’s choose the path likely to have the fewest total deaths, and went from there...that would be amazing. Have you heard that conversation anywhere? Not really. The only reason to have lockdowns is because libtard scientists hate Trump, so we need to get rid of lockdowns. And the answer to even asking people to wear masks is to say “FUCK YOU LIBERTY FLAG MURICA DIE, COMMIE!” Rational thought is dead. Its rotten corpse stinks. Join me on the ledge.
    5 points
  31. What kind a fag reads Salon? You some kind of big thinker there, boy? I only read sports and porn and gun stuff. I think we should use the Army to solve all our problems. Christ backs me up on every bit of this, pussy.
    5 points
  32. I just can't imagine being such a lazy entitled piece of shit that being asked to wear a mask puts you into a rage. Sure, maybe it's a little annoying, the slightest pain in the ass. But being actually MAD about it is like getting irate because someone tells you to wear socks. You know what? It probably doesn't do much, but if it does even a little to help, it's literally the least I could do to pitch in. When you read between the lines, what these people are really saying is that they're so god damn insecure that they can't fathom of venturing out in public looking "weird". Even though many others are doing it. What monumental pussies. So mask up. Who gives a fuck.
    5 points
  33. @zork is one of the biggest snowflake cucks on this site. He is a complete embarrassment to adult Texans. It’s best to just laugh at him.
    5 points
  34. Thanks for clarifying. I was really afraid the Roy Horn of Sigfried & Roy (my next door neighbors) had died.
    5 points
  35. 5 points
  36. I see ICU delirium every shift. It happens frequently even in non-intubated un-sedated patients of all ages. If you're in the ICU, chances are it's because you need close monitoring and 24 hour care. That means very little sleep. What sleep you do get will be frequently interrupted by myriad strange noises, none of which mean anything to you but sound frightening nevertheless. Time becomes completely meaningless to you, no matter how often your nurses and doctors reorient you. All of a sudden, the textured ceiling morphs into spiders before your eyes, and you yank out your Foley catheter (balloon still inflated, boys) because it's actually a snake that has slithered its way up your urethra. An IV or two may get pulled out, and that IV may have critical drugs running into your veins for ~important reasons. Then you get tied down. Sedated. The delirium gets worse, but it's what we have to do to be able to treat your primary injury/condition safely. Even then, you fight, maybe take a swing or two at me (I've even been kicked in the back of the neck by a lady who was restrained while DTing) when your restraints are loosened. Welp, they're a lot tighter now! I hope you enjoy having to sit in your shit until I have time to clean you up. Basically, don't do anything stupid to land yourself in the ICU. Nothing is guaranteed of course, but you stand a much better chance of never having to darken my doorstep if you just avoid being dumb.
    4 points
  37. “This is a very serious situation and I am putting Dr. Fauci in charge” and then chiming in now and again with some sort of inspirational message would have led to a landslide victory in November. The universe threw him a hanging curveball and he’s too busy eating the dirt in the batter’s box to take advantage.
    4 points
  38. 4 points
  39. Kevin, Governor Abbott is not going to roll in to save you.
    4 points
  40. Again, that’s what baffles me. Going all “PATRIOT FREEDOM I’LL SHOOT YOU”....because they’re requiring a mask, a thing that helps protect their employees and other customers, and is literally nothing more than a very minor inconvenience? I mean...what the fuck? This is as dumb as “YOU MAKE ME WEAR SHOES TO GO INTO YOUR RESTAURANT???? I’M GONNA PATRIOT EAGLE FREEDOM KILL YOU!” These morons want so badly to be eagle ‘murica freedom fighters that they don’t even bother to pick an issue worth fighting about. Fuck Kevin. And fuck everyone remotely like him. Wear a mask, or fuck off, you selfish deranged fuck.
    4 points
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