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  1. Our fans have been nothing but bitch made whiny pussies the second we lost to Ohio State. Miserable failure of a season, why haven't we gotten anyone from the portal yet??? (It's not open), why isn't Flood fired yet??? (we might need a couple people coaching the bowl game this week), blah blah blah Texas has gone 12-2 (Big 12 champ and CFP semifinals), 13-3 (SEC runner up and CFP semifinals) and 9-3 (so far) in 3 seasons. After the shit sandwiches we were fed for a dozen years, our fan base expected us to immediately jump into Georgia/Ohio State/Bama under Saban territory. 2025 wasn't what we were fed by our $9.95ers, but 9-3 with wins over OU and aggy ended up pretty satisfying, and we can still hit double digit wins. And we have shit blasted OU 3 of the last 4 years and embarrassed aggy 2 years in a row. You'd think we finished the year playing in the Pinstripe Bowl, fighting with other top 5 preseason teams to finish 7-6.
  2. 23 points
    New discussions with fresh perspectives are happening!
  3. I know this isn’t a groundbreaking thought, but having the sport’s free agency period begin in the middle of the playoffs is the most absurd decision in all of American sports.
  4. Coleman's agent knows how this works. Tell A&M he is considering Texas, watch them bid against themselves to keep him from going to Austin.
  5. I recall the ā€œhaven’t seen many dotard flagsā€ discussion right before the 2024 election too. Let’s not start sucking each other’s dicks just yet.
  6. Probably the same as the odds of getting people to quit saying ā€œnattyā€.
  7. you have to so love Keith Jackson...60 yard TD Run and the call is, at normal voice level, "Young loose.......I mean REALLY loose". organic crowd noise with 6 words, no yelling and sums it up better than any of these modern day word salad asshats and their screaming.
  8. For future reference.
  9. Bad new, chucklefuck… We’ve already won 3 straight…
  10. Goosby/Wingo prefer as much money as possible while remaining at Texas, while Texas prefers to keep Goosby/Wingo for as little money as possible hope that helps
  11. Helobious must’ve just found out that Baugh’s family Americanized their family name from Baughtinez.
  12. Am I the only one who thinks Wingo is going to be much improved next season? I thought it was pretty clear that he and Arch were building chemistry in the back half of the season. I'd be upset to lose him.
  13. He's an amazing, irreplaceable talent and should hold out for more money from aggy.
  14. Or because we're waiting for his replacement to become available.
  15. 10 points
    It is flat out that if Texas is 10-2, Texas is in the playoffs. That means beating OSU, Florida, or Georgia would have put Texas in. Trying to say it was because of a singular loss to any of those teams is just wrong
  16. Wordle 1,653 5/6 ā¬›ā¬›šŸŸØā¬›šŸŸ© ā¬›šŸŸØā¬›ā¬›ā¬› ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ā¬›šŸŸØā¬›šŸŸ©šŸŸ© 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #931 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 šŸ™‚ Daily Quordle 1434 6ļøāƒ£8ļøāƒ£ 5ļøāƒ£7ļøāƒ£ m-w.com/games/quordle/ Thrice Game #913 → 12 points! šŸŽ²: 3ļøāƒ£2ļøāƒ£3ļøāƒ£1ļøāƒ£3ļøāƒ£ https://thricegame.com Worldle has a new bonus round related tošŸ’°šŸ’ø GDP. Check it out! #Worldle #1437 (28.12.2025) 6/6 (100%) šŸ”„ Current Win Streak: 5 days šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸØā¬œā†™ļø šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸØā†–ļø šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸØā¬œā†–ļø šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸØā¬‡ļø šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸØā¬‡ļø šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŽ‰ https://worldle.teuteuf.fr/share
  17. Coleman is expensive because he's a bonafide X who's an auto target on a big boy down the field route any time it's one on one in man, and provides a big catch radius target against zone. The stats haven't been great so far, but he also has had Jackson Arnold throwing him the ball. Think a Tee Higgins or Georgia Pickens type. Or if he has more juice than I think, maybe a Nico Collins type Wingo is a manufactured touch and then yards after the catch guy in a big body, like a Cordarelle Patterson or Xavier Legette. You're hoping he can be more consistent doing fundamental WR things, but at it is he mostly scares defenses in the WR screen game That said, I'm skeptical that Texas is really being competitive with the market here
  18. Per Suchomel, Howard allowed ONE reception his entire career in high school and NONE this past football season. Suchomel wrote: "I spoke with Texas cornerback signee Hayward Howard tonight. We were talking about a variety of things, including his senior season. He told me Howard didn't give up a single catch all year. In fact, according to Howard himself, he gave up only one completion in his entire high school career. That play happened in his junior season. I asked Howard how pissed he was when he gave up that completion. "I cried," he said."
  19. Coleman is going to demand 2M plus. I hope we stay away from this one.
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  21. Wordle 1,654 2/6 🟨🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Worldle has a new bonus round related tošŸ’°šŸ’ø GDP. Check it out! #Worldle #1438 (29.12.2025) 1/6 (100%) šŸ”„ Current Win Streak: 41 days šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŽ‰ šŸ§­ā­šŸ“šŸš©šŸ›”ļøšŸ”¤šŸ—£ļøšŸ’°šŸ’øšŸ‘«šŸŖ™ https://worldle.teuteuf.fr/share Weekly Quordle Challenge 132 7ļøāƒ£6ļøāƒ£ 4ļøāƒ£5ļøāƒ£ m-w.com/games/quordle/ šŸ™‚ Daily Quordle 1435 6ļøāƒ£5ļøāƒ£ 7ļøāƒ£8ļøāƒ£ m-w.com/games/quordle/ #travle #1111 +0 āœ…šŸŸ©āœ…āœ…āœ…āœ… https://travle.earth Connections Puzzle #932 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟪🟦🟦 🟪🟦🟪🟦 🟦🟪🟦🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 I protest one of the blue. Absolute idiocy from a puzzle constructor that obviously never actually participated in a sporting event and doesn’t even really watch them on tv.
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  23. The championship game or bluebonnet bowl, you want to end the season with a W !! 'University of Texas' is a HUGE brand. They have a huge alumni base and a bigger following, all of us cheering and looking forward to this game. I'll always cheer for the burnt orange and for the university / system to continue to lead. Go out there and kick Michigan's ass !!!
  24. We don't need to "drive up" the price. Agents use our name to do it through the media without us ever having to actually participate.
  25. Unless things have changed, no one on the Texas end was working on Cam Coleman. Him entering the portal has been buzzed about for months, so him announcing that he’s going in isn’t exactly news. It has always been viewed that a bidding war will transpire and someone will give him stupid money. Do of that what you will, but if Nakos is actually getting good information here, that would be a big surprise. I do think OU and ATM are players for him, though. I think Texas will get a quality WR in the portal, but they’ve clearly focused on retention and what they have coming back in the room. It shouldn’t be a surprise if the WR that Texas lands comes with his WR coach.
  26. This has every indicator of a fake bullshit moral panic scam. It’s not that there aren’t incels or dudes obsessed with their appearance and making it better. But this shit as outlined by this podcaster is not an epidemic and I frankly don’t believe he really smashed himself with a hammer or injected his girlfriend with meth. (I didn’t and will not watch the videos). Now if you’ll excuse me I have a medical appointment to make, I am getting ribs removed so I can perform autofellatio.
  27. You might be taking this message board a little too seriously.
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