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  1. 5-0 bitches. First time since 2009. we’ve been using these posts to mock and ridicule the losers we are leaving behind and basically tell them how much they suck. We can’t give OU that treatment because they have grafted themselves onto us and moved in lockstep with us because that’s where their bread is buttered. We keep them around, I suppose, for the same reason every girl has a fat friend- to look better by comparison. They suck. They have always sucked. They always will suck. It is known. But this year- they are a fraud and a paper tiger. I can’t tell you how enjoyable it will be to sodomize them with a red hot fire poker (dipped and fried at the fair naturally) and watch their men and children cry and their women strike the surrender cobra pose, over and over, as the game gets worse and worse. We win by 3 scores. This is probably only the 4th best team we will play this regular season. Enjoy hate week for those of you who are simple and not good at life. I never take a day off from hating OU.
    63 points
  2. Alabama is 4-1 Wyoming is 4-1 Kansas is 4-1
    44 points
  3. I was sitting next to Brooks' mom Saturday. She said he's not going anywhere. He loves it here.
    31 points
  4. You can put your ptsd away for good. That was a beat down. Let me summarize. No, it wasn't a cumfest, td fiesta every drive. But it was still a beat down. It was never in doubt. Never. 661 total yards. Didn't punt once. Not once. They ran like, what, one play on our side of the 50? KAN 3rd down efficiency 0-8 KAN 4th down efficiency 0-2 Time of possession? Texas 40:26 KU 19:34 Brooks - 218 rushing Mitchell- 141- rec Worthy- 93 rec Ewers- 325/1 2rushTD Yes, Auburn needs to step up on clutch kicks. Yes, we all love the 70-0 massacres. But this was a beat down. It was never close. It was never in doubt. YOU might have doubted it, but Leipold never did. He knew the outcome every minute. Fuck ou. You're next.
    26 points
  5. Jonathan Brooks is gonna leave his mark on the cotton bowl.
    23 points
  6. Probably the one that's been showing up and beating everyone's fucking ass this season.
    22 points
  7. 21 points
  8. posting this because it's fucking awesome. man i can't wait till saturday.
    21 points
  9. Once the SP+ is updated (i.e. Iowa St and Cincy drop after their losses), none of ou's opponents will be in the top 50. So, their stats don't mean anything. Yeah, they beat up some city schools. Cool. I've watched three of their games. Their offense looks legit. But, there's no way they've fixed that defense in one offseason. They've given up 350+ yards to 3 of their 5 awful opponents. So, while they may or may not have a slight offensive edge (and I don't think running it up against patsies proves anything more than that your coach is a dick), we have a *huge* defensive edge. Our O line has looked like professional maulers most of the time this season. They're going to open holes for Brooks and Baxter, and they're going to give Quinn time, and ou can't cover any of our 3 best receivers, and if they do manage to get through on a blitz, Quinn will burn them with his new skinny feet. And you know Sark has a few surprises up his sleeve for these guys. We're going to score a lot of points on Saturday. Plus, as much as they want to beat us after what we did last year, that works both ways. If we jump on them early, the weight on their shoulders will be unbearable. We just can't get blown out by Texas again! Oh, yes, you can. Everything points to us fucking them up. I'll say, conservatively, Texas wins 34-20. But, I think it can be much worse than that. Name one position group on the field where they're better than we are? Also, fuck ou.
    21 points
  10. Point of order on this thread - this isn’t a revenge game, there isn’t a risk of Texas not being ready or up for this game, and if you have to wring hands about the readiness of a team that has beaten 5 opponents who have a combined record of 17-3 against opponents not named Texas, maybe find somewhere private to do such things. We don’t need any further pussying up of this thread from coelenterates.
    19 points
  11. 19 points
  12. I was at a store Sunday afternoon in Shreveport. I was wearing a Texas Longhorn shirt. An elderly man (LSU alum) made a comment to me that Texas really put it to Kansas yesterday. I acknowledged his comment. He then said this: Man: "Next year y'all will be in the SEC where it will be a lot tougher". Me: Thinking to myself. Here it comes the old "the SEC is just so tough" that Texas will struggle. Man: "Adding Texas and OU will make it very strong. There is already Alabama, Georgia, LSU, Ole Miss is having a good year, typically Florida and Auburn are decent. Carolina will get you from time to time too. You guys are coming on strong again. What a conference it will be". Me: "Whoa, whoa, whoa. You left out aggy". Man: Laughingly. "No I did not". Me: "I am glad to see that y'all are seeing what we have always known". Man's wife: "Oh, we have always known about them. They are crazy. We have some family members that are aggy. They are in their 70s. The whole fanbase is crazy. They never grow out of it". Our conversation continued a bit more ranging from football to education merits of the various schools. There were no merits for aggy mentioned.
    18 points
  13. The elephant in the room - now the Astros face their toughest opponent ….
    18 points
  14. It is 10:50 a.m. from Lago Vista TX and OU still sucks!
    18 points
  15. You didn’t even go to OU, you meth smoking moron. “Surly” you didn’t take any classes anywhere after you finished up your GED. I’d say you’re an embarrassment to Oklahoma, but you’re not. You most likely live in north Texas and if you moved to Oklahoma, you would raise the average IQ of both states. Oh, I shit in your mom’s mouth last night because she asked nicely. That nasty bitch. Run along now. thoonerfans.com is missing an idiot.
    16 points
  16. FWIW - Gerry (IT) said today: After 2022 Texas brought in: P Ryan Sanborn DT Trill Carter WR Adonai Mitchell DB Gavin Holmes S Jalen Catalon
    15 points
  17. Some regulars on this board lurk for an opportunity to pounce on irregular posters like me. It's a sad existence.
    15 points
  18. Not sure that it’s not obvious to anyone watching, but Russia is never settling for peace with Ukraine while Putin is alive. He can’t afford to end the war without total victory. If anyone thinks there’s an off ramp they are deluding themselves. These most recent acts by Russia internally show that without a doubt. And I’m definitely more worried about the US commitment than the Eurozone, which is a complete flip from as little as six months ago. The euros finally figured out what the Baltics and Poland had been telling them. Credit to the UK which has been on the forefront of this all along.
    15 points
  19. Let's take it back to 1999. Oklahoma hires Bob Stoops after wandering in the desert for more than a decade. Bob's bitch ass lost that game the first year and then proceeded to wear our asses out for the next 5 years every October until Jesus came back to earth in the body of a 6'5 black dude to save our sorry ass. Sark got hired after wandering in the desert for over a decade. He lost the first game and proceeded to hand OU their asses every October for the next 5 years......... You see where this is going. This is the got-damned redemption tour motherfuckers. Like Moneybagg Yo said, we got time today. Aggy is shaking in their boots that Daddy is coming home, and he wears a wife beater. OU is entering bizarro early 2000's Big12 where they are the ones who's asses pucker up like a raisin everytime October comes. We are about to drag our nuts over the faces of every big12 team we play this year. Kansas and Baylor's QBs were healthy enough to play. Their coaches put on the tape and thought it was better to concede a loss than to lose their QB for the season. Smart play by them. You hear that Sooners? Better suit up Jackson Arnold. We pimp slapping errbody on the way out this bitch!!
    14 points
  20. Tue, Sep 19 vsBoston W6-4 83-68 Wed, Sep 20 vsBoston W15-5 84-68 Fri, Sep 22 vsSeattle W8-5 85-68 Sat, Sep 23 vsSeattle W2-0 86-68 Sun, Sep 24 vsSeattle W9-8 87-68 Mon, Sep 25 @Los Angeles W5-1 88-68 Helobious jumps on the bandwagon: Tue, Sep 26 @Los Angeles L9-3 88-69 Wed, Sep 27 @Los Angeles W5-0 89-69 Thu, Sep 28 @Seattle L3-2 89-70 Fri, Sep 29 @Seattle L8-0 89-71 Sat, Sep 30 @Seattle W6-1 90-71 Sun, Oct 1 @Seattle L1-0 90-72
    13 points
  21. I’ll disagree with the tooth brush part. They actually invented it in Oklahoma… ….anywhere else, they’d have called it a teeth brush I’ll show myself out
    13 points
  22. The #1 thing the team/staff needs to do this week is avoid overthinking the game, outsmarting themselves, and trying to get too cute. The team has its identity and Oklahoma isn't some special case requiring anything fancy. Just play 2023 Texas football and we're good.
    13 points
  23. You should attempt to pee standing up some day. I think you will like it, even if it is a little scary it will also be very exciting for you.
    13 points
  24. Can I get a magic number update?
    12 points
  25. 12 points
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