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Bored as hell at work today so made this edit. elko.mp4

Per Radical Larry, LSU can fuck all the way off.

Everyone needs to watch this

Pretty sure this kid is the reason his parents divorced.

Hell yes

One of the most embarrassing things I ever witnessed was about a decade ago when a former astronaut who flew on 2 shuttle missions gave a presentation at my company promoting STEM. She obtained one of her degrees from Texas, and as she gave her presentation she showed a photo she'd taken of the sun rising over the earth & how the beautiful, burnt orange sun reminded her of home (or words to that effect). Two or 3 aggies in the audience hissed at her remark. Fucking hissed, like petulant little children. One started and the others joined in. Who would act like that in a professional setting when hearing a story from an actual astronaut?

One of three finalists. Others are Beebe (K-State), and Alt (ND).

Of course he was.

Two businessmen found themselves on an airplane, seated next to each other. After the flight was underway, one said to the other, “Excuse me, are you a Harvard man?” “Yes. Why, yes I am. How do you know?” ”The distinguished way you carry yourself, the authority with which you speak; it’s the mark of the Harvard man wherever he goes “ “Why, thank you! That’s very kind. And, if you don’t mind, may I ask if you are a Texas A&M Aggie?” “Why, yes I am! How could you tell?” ”when you picked your nose, I noticed your ring.”

Spiegelman

new sales guy right out of college in our office...was talking to him and he used the "tu". I said you may want to break that ridiculous habit as you have no idea who you might be talking to. the look on his face was priceless.

wat

After what Sark has pulled off this year, and the results about to show up on draft day for dline development, if we lose Davis to anyone over money…or anything…it should be a fireable offense for Del Conte. We’re a year away from a new media rights deal with new SEC contracts. Or assistant coach and recruiting and operational budgets should fucking double.

Not off to a great start

Lulz. This is in response to the news that the Texas / A&M game is expected to be the last game of the season.

Florida has so much momentum right now.

When I read threads like this I wonder how many of these people routinely go about their normal lives spouting complete nonsense with amazing confidence. Or is that limited to just the internet?

Wife started this thing where she likes to cook shrimp alfredo. First time she cooked it, she bought 1lb of 120 count (yes, 120) shrimp. Afterwards she asked what I'd like her to try differently next time and I said, let's try it with 20-30 count shrimp. Fast forward 2-3 weeks, she excitedly tells me she bought larger shrimp. I looked at the bag and it was 2lbs of 120 count.

Bohanon was a former Baylor starter at Baylor.

This is why Red Flag laws were created.

It absolutely blows my mind that our country entrusts a large amount of our space program to a company owned by this broken brained Qanon follower. He's a national security threat.

Stoops Auto Body

Just a reminder to everyone that @closetojumping will take your transfer roster requests directly to Sark, so PM him with your wish list. It helps if you include a paragraph about why you think they’re a roster fit, and useful things like 40 times and wingspans, etc. If he’s non responsive, don’t fret, he’s just a busy guy. Just keep re-sending him the details. if you haven’t heard anything in a week start blasting @RGBIII

Don't cry that it's over, smile because it happened

You two sumbitches must be really short

I vote for: 2024 Transfer Thread

Don't know about his pants button, but as for his jacket button ...

Yep, gonna be pretty rough. Texas has it hard in the grind. Yep, Texas has an easy schedule again. No grind. Yep, it's kind of a soft schedule but a grind at the same time. Makes perfect sense. Yep, the sips is lucky so they avoid the grind with luck. Milroe and that offense were critical in Texas controlling the ball for more than 7 minutes at the end of the game against the Crimson Tide D. Yep. It's gonna be a hell of grind against the great Arkansas team that has improved immensely since the thread was started. No off weeks in SEC! Yep, gonna be a grind to play traditional SEC powers like OU and MIchigan. Yep, pretty easy especially since Arkansas has declined since the middle part of the thread. No grind. That was fast, the Hogs are back! Devastation looms in the grind. GRIND! Yep, Florida, Kentucky, and Miss State have been on the same course as Arkansas and are forces for Texas to reckon with since their first mention earlier in the thread. Yep, not to much of a grind. Arkansas has evidently had a plane crash and Miss State has stumbled from the ranks of the comparative juggernauts. Gonna be a breeze! Yep, with SEC talent, the mighty Ags got their ass kicked. tu doesn't have SEC talent. Sadly, an ugly grind is on the way for the unsuspecting, soft tu longwhorns. Yep, cakewalk (whatever that is). Not only do we catch Arkansas and Miss State in the trough of their rollercoaster ride of formidability, but we get Georgia in Austin. Just another cake on the cake walk. Cake does not grind. All of you can. You'd win the natty in holding discordant ideas at the same time if there were a competition. There's not a competition because nobody else has institutionalized schizophrenia.

Ricky Williams is that kid's El Guapo

Mike Elko may, in fact, be the missing link

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You're not wrong. I think the incremental progress might be easier to appreciate if it had been achieved with relatively-quiet dignity instead of with the overly hyped nonsense most, if not all, of us could smell from a mile below Boulder. In the end, last place is last place; only this year, it's wearing sunglasses.

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Hold up. Are you seriously questioning whether uninsured children whose parents aren't on Medicaid don't have access to affordable healthcare? And you're going to mock kids for having to rely on "Big Daddy" government without reflecting on the overall cost to the country over the long term if they don't get that early preventative care? Are you insane? Or do you just like seeing poorly cared for children grow up into becoming sickly adults who'll eventually be an even greater drain on funding? Fuck, dude, it's an investment in all of our futures. Talk about penny wise, pound foolish.

The jury is still out on Nardo, especially when we lost the core of our defensive backs due to NFL/transfers. One thing he has seemed to do well is make adjustments in the second half, at least against inferior opponents when behind. Obviously we miss Knowles but he’s currently getting beaten by Michigan every year. Bowman was doing exactly what we needed to do when both Ollie and the OL were pristine…keep the defense honest with some capable pass plays and not turn it over. Now that Ollie is practically driving down the field using a Rascal, Bowman’s shouldering a bigger load and his back-foot passes are causing alarming amounts of interceptions. Our WR room has been decimated hence a former DIII dude catching for 100+ a game with regularity. So the defense is 2011’ish in that it relies on turnovers more than 2021-style tight coverage. The offense is back in the 2008’ish “run your bell cow until he’s hurt and try to throw some competent passes” but there’s no mobile Zac Robinson there to zone read it down the field…and no Spencer Sanders to balance on the knife edge between brilliance and injury/turnover city. Not a big fan of Dunn as OC, though a great WR coach Special Teams is unusually off this year, though rain has presented issues in several games…won’t be a problem in Jerry World but it’s not a strength in general this year. Gundy seems pretty chill, which is a plus…and we aren’t playing OU where he typically clams up. He’s obviously a good coach and has to live with new coordinators as successful ones constantly jump ship, but outside of Ollie this isn’t really even an above average roster for him…benefit of a good schedule, some luck, great coaching adjustments and a standout RB. Obviously y’all should steam roll us. You’re built to defend the concepts we rely on, have 2+ notches higher in your QB, and higher talent across the board. However that’s why you play the game, this osu team has surprised most of us, and if they play loose with a few lucky bounces…it’s possible to make a game of it. Will see.

Next time you go to their house with the kids, walk in with a litter box and put it in the bathroom without saying anything.