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6 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

That's an easy fix. Plus you can clean out 12 years of lint and it will be running better.

Damn you’re good. Dryer was heating fine.  Zero output at exterior vent. Unhook exhaust hose from back of dryer and it is a blowing and a going. 12’  clean out brush on way. 

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“I don’t think I ever saw the monkeys before”

fuck my life. 

“I don’t think I ever saw the monkeys before”
fuck my life. 
Just have her look for the munchkin who hung himself in the forest so she'd shut up for the rest of the movie
1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

Kids wanted to watch wizard of oz. 

pull it up on iTunes after dinner and start rolling.

movie starts in Kansas.  

“Why did you rent the black and white version instead of the technicolor remastered version?”

pours another strong drink.  

You didn’t tell her Kansas is in black and white? Missed opportunity.

 

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3 hours ago, Flg8rfan said:


My wife went through a horrible period with migraines. Tried new eyeglasses, meds, you name it. The Dr had upped her meds to the point where she almost couldn’t function. Her boss sent her to his massage guy. Immediate relief.

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1 hour ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:
1 hour ago, Anastasis said:
“I don’t think I ever saw the monkeys before”
fuck my life. 

Just have her look for the munchkin who hung himself in the forest so she'd shut up for the rest of the movie

That’s really early on though, so don’t actually point it out to her. 

10 hours ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

Damn you’re good. Dryer was heating fine.  Zero output at exterior vent. Unhook exhaust hose from back of dryer and it is a blowing and a going. 12’  clean out brush on way. 

My bill will arrive next week. 

13 hours ago, Flg8rfan said:


My wife went through a horrible period with migraines. Tried new eyeglasses, meds, you name it. The Dr had upped her meds to the point where she almost couldn’t function. Her boss sent her to his massage guy. Immediate relief.

We were able to wean her back off all the meds except for her daily dose she had already been on before all of this happened. She goes every couple of months and no migraines.

She sent me. I cussed up a storm for an hour and was sore for two weeks afterward. Hadn’t felt that good in a while.

 

"Don't forget to drink a lot of water" 

My wife is going to a function at our kids school today without me, she called me this morning and this is the actual conversation-

 

Me- Hello

Mrs Hoffa- Where should I park today when I go to school?

Me- Um, in the parking lot

Mrs Hoffa- Well it's going to be super busy what do I do if it's full?

Me- Park in the back parking lot

Mrs Hoffa- What if that is really busy too? 

Me- Well then you might have to park on one of the side streets across from the school and walk

Mrs Hoffa- Ok, Thanks!

 

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The best or worst part is my wife is smart as shit, common sense sometimes however......

The smarter they are the dumber they get.  I swear the kids are more parasitic on those brains and boobs than medically reported.

Breaking the rules a little bit here (coworker) but this was just too good to not share...

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25 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Breaking the rules a little bit here (coworker) but this was just too good to not share...

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Which side is the stupid one?

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36 minutes ago, BearMace said:

Which side is the stupid one?

Looking back it needed more context to be funny(ier)? 

I will punish myself accordingly. 

3 hours ago, ztejas said:

Breaking the rules a little bit here (coworker) but this was just too good to not share...

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My wife likes to take products out of their original container and put them in other containers. Then she has a smaller container for that product so that it will fit in our cabinets.

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Bra-fucking-vo to hate's wife, the username makes sense now

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46 minutes ago, Hate said:

My wife likes to take products out of their original container and put them in other containers. Then she has a smaller container for that product so that it will fit in our cabinets.

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   Wow! I would lose my shit on that for sure.

13 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

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No way...

Phone isn't working since the door won't unlock story ftw

1 hour ago, Hate said:

My wife likes to take products out of their original container and put them in other containers. Then she has a smaller container for that product so that it will fit in our cabinets.

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tell us more about those kitchen sink handles that belong in a bathroom 

My wife likes to take products out of their original container and put them in other containers. Then she has a smaller container for that product so that it will fit in our cabinets.

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Folgers and stevia? Come on, bro. Take back your house.
   Wow! I would lose my shit on that for sure.

Me too. There’s no reason to ever buy Folgers.

Live look-in at the Hate household...

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I'm more interested in the midget scoop for coffee.  That's got to be his wife's, too.  Wouldn't a kitchen spoon work just as well?

9 hours ago, Hate said:

My wife likes to take products out of their original container and put them in other containers. Then she has a smaller container for that product so that it will fit in our cabinets.

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Oh 'dammit

Folgers and stevia? Come on, bro. Take back your house.


I’m Surly 99%. I don’t care anything about fancy coffee.


I’m Surly 99%. I don’t care anything about fancy coffee.
But stevia?

Don’t want the sugar diabetes.

On 4/18/2019 at 8:20 PM, Anastasis said:

Kids wanted to watch wizard of oz. 

pull it up on iTunes after dinner and start rolling.

movie starts in Kansas.  

“Why did you rent the black and white version instead of the technicolor remastered version?”

pours another strong drink.  

 

When my daughter was 3 or 4, a d Wizard of Oz was her goto movie at the time, she didn’t think Dorothy was really Dorothy until she “turned into color.”

 

46 minutes ago, Hate said:

 


I’m Surly 99%. I don’t care anything about fancy coffee.

 

I'd like to see under that folgers lid, to test a theory.

 

I’m Surly 99%. I don’t care anything about fancy coffee.

Costco coffee in the brown can is what you want.

tell us more about those kitchen sink handles that belong in a bathroom 


That’s a “vegetable” sink. I often forget it’s even there. It is not the kitchen sink, but your point about the handles stands.

7 hours ago, Hate said:

 


That’s a “vegetable” sink. I often forget it’s even there. It is not the kitchen sink, but your point about the handles stands.
 

 

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37 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

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  Yeah, the kitchen handles are a bit odd. They look like those old school crystal door knobs in Victorian style homes......

 

 

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On 4/5/2019 at 7:36 AM, retread said:

and changing the locks to ones that actually work.

I didn’t read on but I bet it’s entirely possible she turned WiFi or Bluetooth off to save battery or some such. Just saying. Wives and stupid...

I was gone all day yesterday.  Got home at 10:05.  Pulled up and my wife's SUV was in the driveway instead of the garage.  The driver's door was open as was the back door.  Wife's wallet and keys were sitting on driver's seat.  Went inside and wife was asleep, 3 year old was still awake, 2 lights on and all doors unlocked.

She was worn out from fucking the neighbor/Dyer repair man.

7 minutes ago, txhorns said:

I was gone all day yesterday.  Got home at 10:05.  Pulled up and my wife's SUV was in the driveway instead of the garage.  The driver's door was open as was the back door.  Wife's wallet and keys were sitting on driver's seat.  Went inside and wife was asleep, 3 year old was still awake, 2 lights on and all doors unlocked.

Sorry about that. We got a little carried away. And "all day" doesn't mean you're coming home at 10:05. Give us a courtesy call a half hour in advance next time and we'll tie up all the loose ends. 

41 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Sorry about that. We got a little carried away. And "all day" doesn't mean you're coming home at 10:05. Give us a courtesy call a half hour in advance next time and we'll tie up all the loose ends. 

No wonder she said her day was underwhelming and over before it really started.

On 4/16/2019 at 7:19 PM, Judge Roybeanbag said:

My wife did her own research and decided on a minimum frills top loader similar to the 25 year old kenmore we have at our old house.  I was proud of her.  #team top loader.  

This kind of wife practicality has no place in this thread.

Shame! Shame!

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