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Posted
29 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


So much this. I just stand outside the car. I can’t press the button to lock it, because she’s still inside, putting her shoes on, sending a text, whatever.

Every single time. 

Posted
20 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


So much this. I just stand outside the car. I can’t press the button to lock it, because she’s still inside, putting her shoes on, sending a text, whatever.

This is my daughter to a T.

We live 6 minutes from the freeway. She knows exactly how much time she has to put on her shoes. But nooooo. It’s always “Daddy don’t close the door, I need to put on my” high top Converse sneakers which may be the worst shoe ever to put on quickly. 

Posted (edited)

Wife:  You don't do anything around the house....I found a wasp nest on the back porch and I had to kill them and knock it down.

Doze:  Why didn't you tell me there was a wasp nest?

Wife:  because you wouldn't have done anything about it. 

(sidenote:  I love killing wasps)

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Posted
4 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Where does the woman in the golf cart shit at :40 come from? 

I think she was falling out as it was reversing?

Posted
43 minutes ago, nnm said:

This you?

 

our house sits up pretty high with a good view.  One day a guy loses control of his car on our windy road and crashes into a tree. I hear the crash and go out to the balcony to investigate.  The tree was old and mostly dead, and had a bee hive.  The poor bastard gets out of the car and starts getting hammered.  Some guy comes along that has a pressure washer rig and he starts it up and tries to cover for the driver.  Then he gets stung all to shit.  I'm on the phone with 911 trying to get help, and trying to hold back laughter while feeling sorry for the poor bastards. 

 

 

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