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Posted
15 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


So much this. I just stand outside the car. I can’t press the button to lock it, because she’s still inside, putting her shoes on, sending a text, whatever.

Well, you could

Posted
29 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


So much this. I just stand outside the car. I can’t press the button to lock it, because she’s still inside, putting her shoes on, sending a text, whatever.

Every single time. 

Posted
20 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


So much this. I just stand outside the car. I can’t press the button to lock it, because she’s still inside, putting her shoes on, sending a text, whatever.

This is my daughter to a T.

We live 6 minutes from the freeway. She knows exactly how much time she has to put on her shoes. But nooooo. It’s always “Daddy don’t close the door, I need to put on my” high top Converse sneakers which may be the worst shoe ever to put on quickly. 

Posted
9 hours ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

When you get to your destination, just exit the vehicle and get going.  Leave her ass behind.

The divorce thread is over there >  

Posted (edited)

Wife:  You don't do anything around the house....I found a wasp nest on the back porch and I had to kill them and knock it down.

Doze:  Why didn't you tell me there was a wasp nest?

Wife:  because you wouldn't have done anything about it. 

(sidenote:  I love killing wasps)

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Posted
4 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Where does the woman in the golf cart shit at :40 come from? 

I think she was falling out as it was reversing?

Posted
43 minutes ago, nnm said:

This you?

 

our house sits up pretty high with a good view.  One day a guy loses control of his car on our windy road and crashes into a tree. I hear the crash and go out to the balcony to investigate.  The tree was old and mostly dead, and had a bee hive.  The poor bastard gets out of the car and starts getting hammered.  Some guy comes along that has a pressure washer rig and he starts it up and tries to cover for the driver.  Then he gets stung all to shit.  I'm on the phone with 911 trying to get help, and trying to hold back laughter while feeling sorry for the poor bastards. 

 

 

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Posted
12 hours ago, nnm said:

 

I don't think we should take away the right to vote for women, but the right to drive........

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Posted
On 7/9/2025 at 9:48 AM, wackawacka said:

no joke this happened a couple months ago.

wife/ significant other: excited to break up soon so that means we get back together quicker!

me: 🤬

what the hell is this

Posted

In the latest episode of I'm never right, I'm in the doghouse. We got a new credit card so had to update all our auto pays and saved cards on various places. She made a list and we took care of it. On Sunday I said that I remembered one more we needed to do. She said no that was on the list and we did it. Stupidly, I said no I don't remember seeing it on the list and don't remember doing it. I got a lecture on how I shouldn't make her feel dumb because I questioned her. She then showed me the list, which had it crossed off. I, again stupidly, asked how me saying I don't remember seeing it, or doing it, made her feel dumb. She then totally blew up about how I would not make her feel stupid and screamed for like 5 minutes, and has been pissed ever since.

It made no sense until today when I remembered that 2 weeks ago she said the Costco products were called Kirtland. I said no they are Kirkland and showed her on my phone. She didn't say anything at the time. That's obviously been festering and finally came out this past weekend. Who knows when I'll get some again.

OK, cathartic story/rant over

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