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Got  low battery warning on the key FOB to our car. take both fobs to replace the battery while she's at the store (obviously, I have taken this key off her keychain at this point). When I get home she's on the couch watching TV

Me : Where is your keychain so I can put this back on.

Her : probably my purse, just put it on the counter and I'll do it later.

Me : No, it will get lost or you'll move it and I'll spend two hours looking for it.

Bitches enough that I leave it on the counter (mistake #1)

Few days later, it's just us so I say lets take the car so I can make sure both fobs are working correctly. Obviously we now can't find hers. She keeps saying "You have yours I thought you fixed it. We can just take yours."

me :"On the off chance I messed up putting it back together or the battery was bad, I want to take both. I also want to use both so I don't have to worry about yours."

So after about 30 minutes of both of us looking she finally says "Oh yeah, I put it my purse so it wouldn't get lost."

(mistake 2 - not checking her fucking purse first)

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On 11/6/2025 at 5:46 AM, 52-80 said:

My wife just called to rant about workplace stuff and told me something that made me proud. 

She said, "you know, im a woman, but I *hate* working with women".  I almost teared up.

I heard similar sentiment from other gals in the workplace. Women: 40% of the employees, 80% of the drama.

 

80% is lowballing.

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2 hours ago, wood said:

Wut? LOL how'd I get dragged into this?

 

 

You posted a picture that your son took at a No Kings protest.

Do you remember? Because I 'member.

We only saw your wife from the back. Now we want pictures from the front.

 

 

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On 10/9/2025 at 9:55 AM, BHMCruiser said:

All joking aside, when my wife got the first iphone with Siri, I would ask it to open the pod bay doors. It would pretend it did not understand. Later versions I would also ask. Then I got a new iphone and asked it to open the pod bay doors and Siri said "I'm afraid I can't do that." I asked it how much it cost Apple to answer that question and Siri said something to the effect of "I'm sure you understand."

Edit: I just tried it again and now it just kicks it to Google

I wonder if there's an Asian phonics adaptability app so not as to confuse silly/siri?

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34 minutes ago, Pokoloco said:

She is only 4'11" tho..

 

True enough.

 

So joking aside, how tall are you? I'm asking because my wife's 5ft on a good day, if that. I'm 6'1", and have to admit it's getting to be a bit of a strain at times due to the height difference, and can kill my back. 

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