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24 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Oh come on! I served up a volleyball for y’all to spike with the pie pictures (yes I bake and yes I made) and not one of these?

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Not directly pie-related, but...

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1 minute ago, stork642 said:

Soon.  You better not get distracted for a second or that steak will disappear.  

And there is a third stalking off camera 

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27 minutes ago, brown water said:

Ok. Now finished...

 

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That crust is STUPID

11 minutes ago, brown water said:

Tucker and Chloe approve. Not the most discerning tastes. But at least they approve. 

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57 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Hey, it's the weekend.  Party down folks.

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what the everlovingfuck

does cdc not understand what he's doing to this fanbase?

x, 1, x

2 minutes ago, brown water said:

And there is a third stalking off camera 

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I appreciate the poker face happening with your dog.

Since urban doesn't eat meat on Friday then neither will I!  Brown butter sage ravioli tonight. 

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26 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Oh come on! I served up a volleyball for y’all to spike with the pie pictures (yes I bake and yes I made) and not one of these?

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Well, fuck that!

31 minutes ago, brown water said:

Ok. Now finished...

 

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Reverse sear?

3 minutes ago, immamac said:

gonna take some news of some kind or a very dedicated group of day and night crew. 

Oh Ye of little faith...

oopsie

8 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

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Pigs Squashed in a Blanket dammit

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1 minute ago, troph said:

Reverse sear?

You don't know BW. He only rolls in the reverse sear world. 

 

1 minute ago, troph said:

Reverse sear?

No. Missionary. 

4 minutes ago, immamac said:

gonna take some news of some kind or a very dedicated group of day and night crew. 

 Burnt could post surfer chick pics I could post 90’s hip hop videos with a smattering of bullets and gun pics and we could get at least 25-30 posts I’m sure.

5 minutes ago, brown water said:

And there is a third stalking off camera 

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This is the one to watch closely.  The faint disinterest to lull you into a sense of complacency.  Masterful technique.  

7 minutes ago, immamac said:

gonna take some news of some kind or a very dedicated group of day and night crew. 

Is that a challenge because I like a challenge.  

Get those stew and chili recipes ready for Sunday, gonna get chilly.

3 minutes ago, pops said:

You don't know BW. He only rolls in the reverse sear world. 

Yeah that’s how I cook steaks it’s genius.  I guess I never realized I could post a page of pics for likes. It’s like titty pics but not.

2 minutes ago, stork642 said:

This is the one to watch closely.  The faint disinterest to lull you into a sense of complacency.  Masterful technique.  

That’s Angus. AKA the colonel. 

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2 minutes ago, troph said:

Yeah that’s how I cook steaks it’s genius.  I guess I never realized I could post a page of pics for likes. It’s like titty pics but not.

Titties and T-bones...  'Murica!!! 

Just now, Underdog said:

Titties and T-bones...  'Murica!!! 

Strips and tenderloin gal myself 

16 minutes ago, stork642 said:

Soon.  You better not get distracted for a second or that steak will disappear.  

csb.  i used to take the wolves on errands.  i walked out of subway and put 2 footlongs in the front seat and secured them with the seatbelt.  in the 5 seconds it took me to walk around to the driver side the malamute/husky had detached the seatbelt, unwrapped one of the sandwiches and was in the process of swallowing it like a seal eats a fish with her mouth pointing up and swallowing the sandwich 2 inches per gulp.  devoured that entire coldcutcombo in about 7 seconds.  there was mustard everywhere.  but i couldn't womp her because it was too damn funny.

/#march2onethousand

40 minutes ago, Octavian said:

Where are people seeing that Hand got fired?

Their dreams. 

2 hours ago, brown water said:

Checking back in. About to get dinner started. 
 

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Yum. The marbling on those looks awesome.

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You are crushing this!

21 minutes ago, TexasGolf said:

 

 

That’s a war crime 

46 minutes ago, Octavian said:

Where are people seeing that Hand got fired?

Be careful. I fired my hand when I got married, but had to bring him back on fairly quickly due to the wife going part time.

*And no she didn't take another job...assholes.

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1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Hey, it's the weekend.  Party down folks.

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Had to rep for the stalker alien jerking it in the background.  Needs more Pedo 🐻.

Hook'em 

 

2 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

Be careful. I fired my hand when I got married, but had to bring him back on fairly quickly due to the wife going part time.

*And no she didn't take another job...assholes.

Sabbatical?

3 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Sabbatical?

I'm just glad it wasn't long term disability.

Some surly brethren needs to brush up on how to make linguine and clams.  My research says it's CUMs fave.

33 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

And it's still early on Friday Night.  Things don't start happening until after midnight.

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Freaking Night Flight

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

What's the pooch's name?  Asking for a friend. 

We’ve got 3. Chloe, Tucker (yes - after Justin) and Gus

we have surlers on the west coast and in europe that need to do their part up in here overnight texas time

Haven't checked in since Monday.  Are we not getting Urban?  Is Herman coaching us in 2021?

36 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

And it's still early on Friday Night.  Things don't start happening until after midnight.

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Well, if we're talking USA Network then we'll talk sweet Rhonda here... 

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11 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

Be careful. I fired my hand when I got married, but had to bring him back on fairly quickly due to the wife going part time.

*And no she didn't take another job...assholes.

Well duh because at a job you get paid.

 

 

 

 

 

😂

2 minutes ago, Luka Skywalker said:

Haven't checked in since Monday.  Are we not getting Urban?  Is Herman coaching us in 2021?

You seem kinda suspect. 

1 minute ago, Covri said:

Well duh because at a job you get paid.

 

 

 

 

 

😂

 

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Just now, troph said:

You seem kinda suspect. 

The last I checked in it was McRib talk & thicc dicks

1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

rhonda shear is now 65 years old and has a net worth of $10m

Then I guess she is not interested in coaching next year.  

27 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

csb.  i used to take the wolves on errands.  i walked out of subway and put 2 footlongs in the front seat and secured them with the seatbelt.  in the 5 seconds it took me to walk around to the driver side the malamute/husky had detached the seatbelt, unwrapped one of the sandwiches and was in the process of swallowing it like a seal eats a fish with her mouth pointing up and swallowing the sandwich 2 inches per gulp.  devoured that entire coldcutcombo in about 7 seconds.  there was mustard everywhere.  but i couldn't womp her because it was too damn funny.

/#march2onethousand

Haha.  They don’t bother chewing because they know time is of the essence.  We had a Bernese Mountain dog and he could easily surf our countertops so we always kept a close eye on him.  Went to answer the front door and by the time I came back he had helped himself the some chilli.  Finished half of it before I could take it away.098C8B91-0703-4038-976A-955CC856DC45.thumb.jpeg.aa8e60b73d5f0cdd858f644cd431a3cc.jpeg

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