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9 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

we have surlers on the west coast and in europe that need to do their part up in here overnight texas time

must be surreal to see in real time.

Night Crew is worldwide. say hello to the globe all.

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8 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

I'm just glad it wasn't long term disability.

Lulz. Every time I see your avatar, I think of the movie Ruthless People. Underrated film. At any rate, my dad is in one of the last sequences of that film. Wearing a UT baseball cap. Right where Bette Midler''s character is arguing with Danny DeVito's on the pier and kicks him off. My dad went for a walk to see the ocean. this guy (who was an extra in the film with spiked blue hair) says,, "Dude you can't be over here. We are filming a movie." My dad says, "Fuck you. I came to see the ocean. I am from Texas. Fuck you." Guy relents. So in the top right corner of the scene, there is this guy with a white t-shirt and white UT cap just leaning over the pier.

7 minutes ago, stork642 said:

Haha.  They don’t bother chewing because they know time is of the essence.  We had a Bernese Mountain dog and he could easily surf our countertops so we always kept a close eye on him.  Went to answer the front door and by the time I came back he had helped himself the some chilli.  Finished half of it before I could take it away.098C8B91-0703-4038-976A-955CC856DC45.thumb.jpeg.aa8e60b73d5f0cdd858f644cd431a3cc.jpeg

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12 minutes ago, stork642 said:

Haha.  They don’t bother chewing because they know time is of the essence.  We had a Bernese Mountain dog and he could easily surf our countertops so we always kept a close eye on him.  Went to answer the front door and by the time I came back he had spacer.pnghelped himself the some chilli.  Finished half of it before I could take it away.098C8B91-0703-4038-976A-955CC856DC45.thumb.jpeg.aa8e60b73d5f0cdd858f644cd431a3cc.jpeg

cute overload

a dog's dog.

love

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18 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Freaking Night Flight

Still around - the original creator obtained the back catalog and digitized it.

http://nightflight.com

$3.33 a month, $40 a year to watch the old stuff (YouTube has a lot but it's crappy quality mostly).

One of my favorite shows as a kid/teen/young adult.

5 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Lulz. Every time I see your avatar, I think of the movie Ruthless People. Underrated film. At any rate, my dad is in one of the last sequences of that film. Wearing a UT baseball cap. Right where Bette Midler''s character is arguing with Danny DeVito's on the pier and kicks him off. My dad went for a walk to see the ocean. this guy (who was an extra in the film with spiked blue hair) says,, "Dude you can't be over here. We are filming a movie." My dad says, "Fuck you. I came to see the ocean. I am from Texas. Fuck you." Guy relents. So in the top right corner of the scene, there is this guy with a white t-shirt and white UT cap just leaning over the pier.

I wish I had the best screen cap of that. Can't tried.

15 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

rhonda shear is now 65 years old and has a net worth of $10m

And she made it selling bras and lingerie.

And not her personal bras and lingerie, but new/unused bras and lingerie.

3 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

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vintage 80s GIF by Tras la Cámara

15 minutes ago, Luka Skywalker said:

The last I checked in it was McRib talk & thicc dicks

Fellas? 
 


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18 minutes ago, Luka Skywalker said:

Haven't checked in since Monday.  Are we not getting Urban?  Is Herman coaching us in 2021?

Mensa hasn't coached in 2020...

Urbans Audi blocking the guy who parked in his spot.

 

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24 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Well, if we're talking USA Network then we'll talk sweet Rhonda here... 

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If I had a nickel for every time I jerked off to her in the early 90s, I could pay Herman's buyout myself.

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7 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

cute overload

a dog's dog.

Great dog.  Definitely miss him.  

7 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

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This is why the Aliens were pissed at us and kicked our ass. 

PSA: don't google Rhonda Shear.  Just keep the memories.

21 minutes ago, stork642 said:

Haha.  They don’t bother chewing because they know time is of the essence.  We had a Bernese Mountain dog and he could easily surf our countertops so we always kept a close eye on him.  Went to answer the front door and by the time I came back he had helped himself the some chilli.  Finished half of it before I could take it away.098C8B91-0703-4038-976A-955CC856DC45.thumb.jpeg.aa8e60b73d5f0cdd858f644cd431a3cc.jpeg

Two pyrs here. Because I usually give them pizza crusts, they have this idea that any and all pizza belongs to them.  Any box or plate left unattended for any minuscule amount of time will get disappeared. 

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21 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

 

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          The Big Lebowski: The Dude And Bunny, Swimming Pool Scene 

25 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

rhonda shear is now 65 years old and has a net worth of $10m

 

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

PSA: don't google Rhonda Shear.  Just keep the memories.

 

9 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

And she made it selling bras and lingerie.

And not her personal bras and lingerie, but new/unused bras and lingerie.

You'd think selling panties on QVC/HSN would be more lucrative. 

8 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Urbans Audi blocking the guy who parked in his spot.

 

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Audi with a tie in. Nice. Looking better.

5 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

PSA: don't google Rhonda Shear.  Just keep the memories.

The old shows are on youtube without the movie of course. Funny . . . and no risk of spoiling the memory. 

20 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Lulz. Every time I see your avatar, I think of the movie Ruthless People. Underrated film. At any rate, my dad is in one of the last sequences of that film. Wearing a UT baseball cap. Right where Bette Midler''s character is arguing with Danny DeVito's on the pier and kicks him off. My dad went for a walk to see the ocean. this guy (who was an extra in the film with spiked blue hair) says,, "Dude you can't be over here. We are filming a movie." My dad says, "Fuck you. I came to see the ocean. I am from Texas. Fuck you." Guy relents. So in the top right corner of the scene, there is this guy with a white t-shirt and white UT cap just leaning over the pier.

Mmmm. Helen Slater. 

11 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Urbans Audi blocking the guy who parked in his spot.

 

Douche UM.jpg

we need to chip that audi

21 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Lulz. Every time I see your avatar, I think of the movie Ruthless People. Underrated film. At any rate, my dad is in one of the last sequences of that film. Wearing a UT baseball cap. Right where Bette Midler''s character is arguing with Danny DeVito's on the pier and kicks him off. My dad went for a walk to see the ocean. this guy (who was an extra in the film with spiked blue hair) says,, "Dude you can't be over here. We are filming a movie." My dad says, "Fuck you. I came to see the ocean. I am from Texas. Fuck you." Guy relents. So in the top right corner of the scene, there is this guy with a white t-shirt and white UT cap just leaning over the pier.

 

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Two pyrs here. Because I usually give them pizza crusts, they have this idea that any and all pizza belongs to them.  Any box or plate left unattended for any minuscule amount of time will get disappeared. 

We fostered a Pyrenees for about six months.  I loved that dog.  6C804F38-F36F-4BD3-9A68-F985A7B7F3DF.thumb.jpeg.c34747b86413cce517554505f05d9528.jpeg

 

14 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

If I had a nickel for every time I jerked off to her in the early 90s, I could pay Herman's buyout myself.

Rhonda, Elvira, Live with Livia on Austin Access, Martha Quinn. 

16 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Urbans Audi blocking the guy who parked in his spot.

 

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7 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

Audi with a tie in. Nice. Looking better.

 

4 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

we need to chip that audi

So, yeah. That's a Mercedes, not an Audi.

6 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

we need to chip that audi

Well that's a merc, so...

39 minutes ago, Luka Skywalker said:

Haven't checked in since Monday.  Are we not getting Urban?  Is Herman coaching us in 2021?

Check back with the day crew.  Now’s not the time....

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Did y'all fall asleep?

Sorry, will post an Urban Meyer photo I cooked up.

 

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19 minutes ago, stork642 said:

We fostered a Pyrenees for about six months.  I loved that dog.  6C804F38-F36F-4BD3-9A68-F985A7B7F3DF.thumb.jpeg.c34747b86413cce517554505f05d9528.jpeg

 

Stubborn sons of bitches. Bred that way. 

13 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Did y'all fall asleep?

McRib coma. 

23 minutes ago, stork642 said:

We fostered a Pyrenees for about six months.  I loved that dog.  6C804F38-F36F-4BD3-9A68-F985A7B7F3DF.thumb.jpeg.c34747b86413cce517554505f05d9528.jpeg

 

Doing God's work.  I couldn't foster or we'd keep every damn one that we did. 

18 minutes ago, wood said:

So, yeah. That's a Mercedes, not an Audi.

taxis? ~surlyeuro

31 minutes ago, stork642 said:

We fostered a Pyrenees for about six months.  I loved that dog.  6C804F38-F36F-4BD3-9A68-F985A7B7F3DF.thumb.jpeg.c34747b86413cce517554505f05d9528.jpeg

 

Going to pick up a new Lab pup tomorrow. Looking forward to it. 
 

 

2 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Are you saying Herman is going to sabotage the Urban hire?   Not gunna happen.

2 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Day crew covering highlights of Urban Meyer's analyst duties tomorrow?

I wonder if he will even be in the studio. Just a guess. 

8 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

This is the hardest I've laughed all week. Best one yet.

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allow me to interject on a serious note in this malign fiesta of refacing....

lost in the shuffle of a rona-9/11 every day, orange man, kraken caucus, the economy, and and and.....

 

2 days ago the Artemis astronauts eligible for selection for lunar missions starting in '24 were announced, and a Horn made the list:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephanie_Wilson

Stephanie has more hours in space than any African American, male or female.  She earned her Ba.Sc at Harvard, and her MA.ASe on the 40 in '92.

https://www.nasa.gov/press-release/nasa-names-artemis-team-of-astronauts-eligible-for-early-moon-missions

hook'em Steph

stick that landing

6 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I think the internet's done now.

 

38 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Herman wishes he had that hair.  

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