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PSA - If you want to see how we got here you can turn on LHN and watch Mack Brown see our OL struggle to block Rice. FML.  can we please get Urban and remove the shitstain the Brown and Patterson caused?

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1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

PSA - If you want to see how we got here you can turn on LHN and watch Mack Brown see our OL struggle to block Rice. FML.  can we please get Urban and remove the shitstain the Brown and Patterson caused.

Watching now. 
midway through the 3rd we’re up 13-9.

Should be 40-9

8 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

allow me to interject on a serious note in this malign fiesta of refacing....

lost in the shuffle of a rona-9/11 every day, orange man, kraken caucus, the economy, and and and.....

 

2 days ago the Artemis astronauts eligible for selection for lunar missions starting in '24 were announced, and a Horn made the list:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephanie_Wilson

Stephanie has more hours in space than any African American, male or female.  She earned her Ba.Sc at Harvard, and her MA.ASe on the 40 in '92.

https://www.nasa.gov/press-release/nasa-names-artemis-team-of-astronauts-eligible-for-early-moon-missions

hook'em Steph

stick that landing

Stephanie just secured Hayden Conner. Maybe she should be the next OL coach. 

Slept in and showed up late. Clocking in now. Whats happening?

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Herman’s life must suck right now, driving around and seeing booster’s planes everywhere. 

 

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1 minute ago, Poe It Up said:

Herman’s life must suck right now, driving around and seeing booster’s planes everywhere. 

 

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Night crew

10 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

PSA - If you want to see how we got here you can turn on LHN and watch Mack Brown see our OL struggle to block Rice. FML.  can we please get Urban and remove the shitstain the Brown and Patterson caused?

Fred Akers records v. TCU:

10 - 0.

20 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

2 days ago the Artemis astronauts eligible for selection for lunar missions starting in '24 were announced, and a Horn made the list:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephanie_Wilson

Stephanie has more hours in space than any African American, male or female.  She earned her Ba.Sc at Harvard, and her MA.ASe on the 40 in '92.

https://www.nasa.gov/press-release/nasa-names-artemis-team-of-astronauts-eligible-for-early-moon-missions

hook'em Steph

stick that landing

Hook 'em

Light that candle. 

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9 minutes ago, millhouse said:

Slept in and showed up late. Clocking in now. Whats happening?

comatose octopii reanimated with soy sauce.

no scissoring vids from nicole yet.

face on, face off.

high-heat meat.  nttawwt.

big dogs.  thievers of human nutrition.

1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

PSA: don't google Rhonda Shear.  Just keep the memories.

Google her photoshoot with Monique Gabrielle.  Thank me later.  

5 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

Fred Akers records v. TCU:

10 - 0.

Well, yeah.  What kind of shit awful coach can't beat TCU consistently at Texas?  It's a layup.

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2 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

comatose octopii reanimated with soy sauce.

no scissoring vids from nicole yet.

face on, face off.

high-heat meat.  nttawwt.

big dogs.  thievers of human nutrition.

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3 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Google her photoshoot with Monique Gabrielle.  Thank me later.  

boring.  too much clothes.  no scissoring.

Just now, Hagbard Celine said:

boring.  too much clothes.  no scissoring.

Pretty sure she's the hooker that Tom Hanks walks into the bedroom on in BACHELOR PARTY.

12 minutes ago, Poe It Up said:

Herman’s life must suck right now, driving around and seeing booster’s planes everywhere. 

 

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Just now, TexasMan said:

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Replace Karen's face with CDC's

3 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

comatose octopii reanimated with soy sauce.

no scissoring vids from nicole yet.

face on, face off.

high-heat meat.  nttawwt.

big dogs.  thievers of human nutrition.

Have eaten that in Korea

Give it time

Miyagi or Nic cage?

Pass

If you can't run with them, stay on the porch 

58 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Day crew covering highlights of Urban Meyer's analyst duties tomorrow?

Can night shift just pull a double?

16 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I'd take Pee Wee Herman over Tom Herman.

Biker #2 : [the whole gang holds Pee-wee hostage]  I say we kill him!

Biker Gang : [shout]  Yeah!

Biker #3 : I say we hang him, *then* we kill him!

Biker Gang : [shout]  Yeah!

Biker #4 : I say we stomp him!

Biker Gang : [shout]  Yeah!

Biker #4 : Then we tattoo him!

Biker Gang : [shout]  Yeah!

Biker #4 : Then we hang him...!

Biker Gang : [shout]  YEAH!'!

Biker #4 : And then we kill him!

Biker Gang : [shout]  YEAH!'!'!

Pee-wee : [tries to throw voice without moving lips]  I say we let him go.

If we can't get the prize I say fuck it. Don't care anymore. Just want to win. Bring in Briles. Pay him 1M offset the buyout. I'm a dirty whore. 

13 minutes ago, The Golden Hat said:

How much are Kansas tickets going for?

$10 in Best Buy coupins.

If you don't care for Tom Herman for the things you know, I would be willing to bet you really would if you knew the things you don't.

2 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

If we can't get the prize I say fuck it. Don't care anymore. Just want to win. Bring in Briles. Pay him 1M offset the buyout. I'm a dirty whore. 

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46 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Holy fucking shit Sumlin has a .310 winning percentage at Arizona? Thats incredible. Strong got fired from USF after going 21-16.

3 minutes ago, B00M said:

Holy fucking shit Sumlin has a .310 winning percentage at Arizona? Thats incredible. Strong got fired from USF after going 21-16.

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11 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

If we can't get the prize I say fuck it. Don't care anymore. Just want to win. Bring in Briles. Pay him 1M offset the buyout. I'm a dirty whore. 

What the fuck is this, shit faced day crew? 

6 minutes ago, B00M said:

What the fuck is this, shit faced day crew? 

We have provisions and water for your horses damnit...

43 minutes ago, millhouse said:

Can night shift just pull a double?

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10 minutes ago, B00M said:

What the fuck is this, shit faced day crew? 

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I just had a toasted cheddar chalupa from taco bell. Honestly, not that great. I much prefer the grilled cheese burrito.

20 minutes ago, B00M said:

What the fuck is this, shit faced day crew? 

I'm day and night crew. Kinda enigma. 

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1 minute ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

Shut up!  Sit down in those chairs and drink your goddamn TEA!

I'm sorry. Moment of weakness. It's the no Mexican pizza at Taco Bell. 

10 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

@Nicole44 to her now ex-husband.

Not at all. I wish every good thing in this life for him. That's fucking boring.

Best westerns? If anyone has a thought?

41 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I just had a toasted cheddar chalupa from taco bell. Honestly, not that great. I much prefer the grilled cheese burrito.

The commercial selling point for the chalupa is they use 6 month old cheese. It's a selling point for some, but kinda a turnoff for me.

Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

The commercial selling point for the chalupa is they use 6 month old cheese. It's a selling point for some, but kinda a turnoff for me.

I see. Cheese is old.

6 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Not at all. I wish every good thing in this life for him. That's fucking boring.

Best westerns? If anyone has a thought?

star wars

 

8 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Not at all. I wish every good thing in this life for him. That's fucking boring.

Best westerns? If anyone has a thought?

Not sure... never stayed at one

35 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

 

Best westerns? If anyone has a thought?

I stayed at one in Tampico, Mexico one time. Was shockingly nice and kinda resorty.

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