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He had said urban was already in.   Not sure why we would believe him ok anytbing
I am in this camp. And you guys call yourselves the night shift. smh. [emoji869]
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3 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

No one should be hitting F5 or anxiously awaiting an update from someone who is known to be full of shit. Fake insiders can rule Orangebloods but let’s not let them rule here. 

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1 minute ago, Hook1997 said:

 

 

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He said 1to 2 hours. His original post is on page 628. It’s been over an hour. 

18 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

Welp, I’m guessing that Caddox is full of shit

You didn't think that the first 2-3 times he openly lied and was wrong about it? According to him over a week ago Urban was already in. Then if not Urban then big things were happening. Now CDC is throwing out statements supporting Herman (about 2 weeks too late) and he's rolling in with "good news is on the horizon". How much snake oil can a man swallow before realizing it's garbage?

3 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

Do we have a bass fishing team? We should get a bass fishing team. It's another 'other' sport we can dominate. I know we could beat North Alabama and Georgia Southern. 

How are our team handball, archery, and badminton coaches and facilities? Can CDC pull some big money for those critical sports? 

2 minutes ago, TankedBevo said:

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Texas is pushing for a handful of potential replacements for Fuck Face. They shot the moon and tried to get Urban. It’s 99% likely he’s not coming. Now they are working on plan B and these coaches won’t be available to discuss the job until next Sunday. Don’t fall for the bait from the CDC statement or the various fake insiders trying to falsely push hope. We just have to drink heavily and wait. 

So serious question here...

 

Heather Dinich...

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 or Mina Kimes...

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Just now, Hermanator said:

You didn't think that the first 2-3 times he openly lied and was wrong about it? According to him over a week ago Urban was already in. Then if not Urban then big things were happening. Now CDC is throwing out statements supporting Herman (about 2 weeks too late) and he's rolling in with "good news is on the horizon". How much snake oil can a man swallow before realizing it's garbage?

Shit dude, at least he’s not selling it.  I’ll take some free snake oil ;)

Just now, Reese Bennett said:

How are our team handball, archery, and badminton coaches and facilities? Can CDC pull some big money for those critical sports? 

These axe throwers competing in the World Axe throwing championship seem solid. Maybe we try for some new sports? 

2 hours ago, Caddox said:

We got some activity on the wire. Should have something tonight.

We are waiting...

1 minute ago, Underdog said:

So serious question here...

 

Heather Dinich...

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 or Mina Kimes...

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Why not both.

 

Just now, Underdog said:

So serious question here...

 

Heather Dinich...

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 or Mina Kimes...

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Neither of them are Kendra Scott, so hard pass. 

1 minute ago, Underdog said:

So serious question here...

 

Heather Dinich...

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 or Mina Kimes...

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how about neither

6 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

Do we have a bass fishing team? We should get a bass fishing team. It's another 'other' sport we can dominate. I know we could beat North Alabama and Georgia Southern. 

Bill Dance would coach Tennessee and they'd win all the time. 

8 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

No one should be hitting F5 or anxiously awaiting an update from someone who is known to be full of shit. Fake insiders can rule Orangebloods but let’s not let them rule here. 

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1 minute ago, Newy25 said:


Texas is pushing for a handful of potential replacements for Fuck Face. They shot the moon and tried to get Urban. It’s 99% likely he’s not coming. Now they are working on plan B and these coaches won’t be available to discuss the job until next Sunday. Don’t fall for the bait from the CDC statement or the various fake insiders trying to falsely push hope. We just have to drink heavily and wait. 

In that case maybe we need some of this...

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Fuck it. I’ll be the first.  I’m negging the asshole for coming on here and getting this shit started again. Actually Darkhorse beat me to it. 

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1 minute ago, Rip76 said:

Why not both.

 

 

1 minute ago, General Specific said:


Why not both?

I see y'all have little to no standards. Some sick sons of bitches. 

3 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Why not both.

 

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59 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

Made chili with leftover brisket tonight, no beans. Don’t give a fuck if Urban wants beans.

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Looks delicious, but dondé estas las cebollas??

4 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

how about neither

I can do Herbie/Klatt if you prefer? 

4 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Bill Dance would coach Tennessee and they'd win all the time. 

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This is my attitude towards the coaching changes.  I got nothing better to do though...

 

 

3 minutes ago, David Wooderson said:

 

I see y'all have little to no standards. Some sick sons of bitches. 

Yet you're here too...

3 hours ago, Underdog said:

'cause we got a little convoy
Rockin' through the night.
Yeah, we got a little convoy,
Ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on and join our convoy
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way.
We gonna roll this truckin' convoy
'cross the u-s-a.
Convoy!

So we crashed the gate doin’ ninety eight. I said ‘Let them truckers roll’

15 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

No one should be hitting F5 or anxiously awaiting an update from someone who is known to be full of shit. Fake insiders can rule Orangebloods but let’s not let them rule here. 

Yeah, but I'm an addict. I'll take bad smack right now. I'm desperate. 

9 minutes ago, Underdog said:

So serious question here...

 

Heather Dinich...

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 or Mina Kimes...

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I'll go with Mina Kimes. She seems smart.

3 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

Yet you're here too...

I wasn't complaining, just judging from afar. Different strokes, for different folks. 

WTF could any news be generated on a Sunday night?  Only ones I want to hear from are disgruntled BMDs. If they're happy, then I'll take that too.

Night Crew gumbo checking in, this shit had to reduce
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3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

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Queen

2 minutes ago, David Wooderson said:

I wasn't complaining, just judging from afar. Different strokes, for different folks. 

I was taking your statement out of context and joking about the state of this thread and all of our continued participation in it.

I see y'all have little to no standards. Some sick sons of bitches. 

Have you seen our football team? How dare you lecture me about standards! /s

Would they qualify as a slump buster then?

I forgot Surly only bags 10s.
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25 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

Do we have a bass fishing team? We should get a bass fishing team. It's another 'other' sport we can dominate. I know we could beat North Alabama and Georgia Southern. 

You’ll be shocked to learn that aggy has one and has won a couple of national championships the past 15 years, from whichever non-ncaa entity awards them. 

VLADIMIR
He didn't say for sure he'd come.
ESTRAGON
And if he doesn't come?
VLADIMIR
We'll come back tomorrow.
ESTRAGON
And then the day after tomorrow.
VLADIMIR
Possibly.
ESTRAGON
And so on.

10 minutes ago, Gravy Train said:

WTF could any news be generated on a Sunday night?  Only ones I want to hear from are disgruntled BMDs. If they're happy, then I'll take that too.

Night Crew gumbo checking in, this shit had to reduce
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That looks great. 

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

 

Feed the Beast

Just came to post that. Off to the retweet machine.

9 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

You fucking morons have already given him so much rep and he hasn’t posted shit. Fucking idiots 

Nothing the collective manpower of this thread can't undo in... a minute or two

14 minutes ago, Gravy Train said:

WTF could any news be generated on a Sunday night?  Only ones I want to hear from are disgruntled BMDs. If they're happy, then I'll take that too.

Night Crew gumbo checking in, this shit had to reduce
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Where's the cubed potato?

15 minutes ago, Gravy Train said:

WTF could any news be generated on a Sunday night?  Only ones I want to hear from are disgruntled BMDs. If they're happy, then I'll take that too.

Night Crew gumbo checking in, this shit had to reduce
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While it looks great. I call bullshit. Work station is way too clean for gumbo. 

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