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I like how granny talks so much trash talkbout Texas/Herman without any provocation but then gets all self righteous when she gets called out for riding Jimbo's dick.

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2 hours ago, txhorns said:

I like how granny talks so much trash talkbout Texas/Herman without any provocation but then gets all self righteous when she gets called out for riding Jimbo's dick.

All that bag haggin' leads to early dementia, my friend.

12 hours ago, Bevo14 said:

Not sure he's dumb enough to involve Karen in any capacity

Never underestimate Stoopid.

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Classic "I moved to Chicago in the summer and everything is perfect!" move here.

 

11 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Classic "I moved to Chicago in the summer and everything is perfect!" move here.

 

That water is definitely shopped. No dead bodies, no pond scum brown. 

13 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Classic "I moved to Chicago in the summer and everything is perfect!" move here.

Some people like 9 months of winter.

20 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Classic "I moved to Chicago in the summer and everything is perfect!" move here.

 

No kidding, he also (probably on purpose) left out all the other people who live in Chicago.  Most corrupt group of people I have ever had the displeasure of working with.

3 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

No kidding, he also (probably on purpose) left out all the other people who live in Chicago.  Most corrupt group of people I have ever had the displeasure of working with.

I like Chicago a lot, know plenty of great people from there. I also like getting to pick which seasons I visit it.

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4 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Most corrupt group of people I have ever had the displeasure of working with.

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6 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

No kidding, he also (probably on purpose) left out all the other people who live in Chicago.  Most corrupt group of people I have ever had the displeasure of working with.

Nah... Boston.  I have friends there, but most of the people there are ice cold.  Right down to their souls.

32 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Classic "I moved to Chicago in the summer and everything is perfect!" move here.

 

I bet they are generally more accepting of dipshits that buy $200 t-shirts in Chicago than Texas.  Probably more likely to take it off of your dead body too.

I bet they are generally more accepting of dipshits that buy $200 t-shirts in Chicago than Texas.  Probably more likely to take it off of your dead body too.



As if he’ll ever be south of 25th.
3 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

No kidding, he also (probably on purpose) left out all the other people who live in Chicago.  Most corrupt group of people I have ever had the displeasure of working with.

Oh man, thank god you are here. It's dipshit business guy. Are you wearing your bluetooth headset? I'd really like to talk but I understand if you're shift at the Verizon store isn't over yet. Just post more when you can about local business corruption in the aggy recruiting thread. 

So I guess the Hamm thread is now the catch-all douchebag thread? Works for me.

50 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Oh man, thank god you are here. It's dipshit business guy. Are you wearing your bluetooth headset? I'd really like to talk but I understand if you're shift at the Verizon store isn't over yet. Just post more when you can about local business corruption in the aggy recruiting thread. 

Calm down Oprah, didn't mean to strike a nerve, just sharing a personal opinion.

4 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

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Dude. You dont even know. 

I think they teach corruption 101 at LSU. 

13 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

Dude. You dont even know. 

I think they teach corruption 101 at LSU. 

They prefer to call it sports management and political science. Its a prestigious double major rivaled by only a summer internship at the kremlin.

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31 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

They prefer to call it sports management and political science. Its a prestigious double major rivaled by only a summer internship at the kremlin.

Do they hold classes at the Huey P. Long building?  

9 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

No kidding, he also (probably on purpose) left out all the other people who live in Chicago.  Most corrupt group of people I have ever had the displeasure of working with.

I hear even their doctors are Sooners. 

4 hours ago, NorLa Horns said:

Dude. You dont even know. 

I think they teach corruption 101 at LSU. 

Well Toup, grab yourself one-a deese hoaaaars, then we gonna shoot a big deer tomorrah.  Big deer toup.  Y’all got all the big deeah in Texas. Hey you like that gun?  Looks old, you need a new one? Hey who you got for your barges next year...

In other news, theother98 site finally pulled the plug on itself today. Mark another victory for Hamm. Guessing we won't be seeing that jackass that came on here talking his site up again. 

If hamm had any money, he’d probably throw a party to celebrate the website’s demise after he left. 

Instead, he’ll just talk about how great he is on that free website that only old people use, Facebook. 

Bet he says the same thing about his family.

In other news, theother98 site finally pulled the plug on itself today. Mark another victory for Hamm. Guessing we won't be seeing that jackass that came on here talking his site up again. 
Not gonna dislodge texags. It's a parallel to Katy at HF. No bad talk about players or coaches, totally moderated. She just approached it wrong. Didnt suck enough cock. Looch cashed in because he did.

And no, not a knock on looch with the cock sucking, he did it right and Katy was a fucking moron. Good God she could have have similar if she wasn't so controlling. Retard.
15 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Not gonna dislodge texags. It's a parallel to Katy at HF. No bad talk about players or coaches, totally moderated. She just approached it wrong. Didnt suck enough cock. Looch cashed in because he did.

And no, not a knock on looch with the cock sucking, he did it right and Katy was a fucking moron. Good God she could have have similar if she wasn't so controlling. Retard.

Katy?

4 hours ago, Lobwedgephil said:

In other news, theother98 site finally pulled the plug on itself today. Mark another victory for Hamm. Guessing we won't be seeing that jackass that came on here talking his site up again. 

I think that Nick dude had a good idea and good intentions, but as we warned him, he got in bad with a bad partner. He was an arrogant and ignorant fucktard full of braggadocio. Basically, he’s an aggy. 

9 hours ago, markstanco said:

Not gonna dislodge texags. It's a parallel to Katy at HF. No bad talk about players or coaches, totally moderated. She just approached it wrong. Didnt suck enough cock. Looch cashed in because he did.

And no, not a knock on looch with the cock sucking, he did it right and Katy was a fucking moron. Good God she could have have similar if she wasn't so controlling. Retard.

The difference was in fan bases. Luicci is every bit as controlling as Katy. Texas fans wouldn't toe the party line and called out BS as BS while aggy asks for extra servings of BS

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1 hour ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

The difference was in fan bases. Luicci is every bit as controlling as Katy. Texas fans wouldn't toe the party line and called out BS as BS while aggy asks for extra servings of BS

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1 hour ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

The difference was in fan bases. Luicci is every bit as controlling as Katy. Texas fans wouldn't toe the party line and called out BS as BS while aggy asks for extra servings of BS

This right here. For an aggy, conformity equals comfort. For a Texas alumnus, conformity is an insult.

3 hours ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

The difference was in fan bases. Luicci is every bit as controlling as Katy. Texas fans wouldn't toe the party line and called out BS as BS while aggy asks for extra servings of BS

Nay. They demand them!

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

How do these people remember to breathe?

 

Found Satya's twitter!

16 hours ago, texifornia said:

How do these people remember to breathe?

 

Haven’t seen a 1250 calorie “coffee” in weeks now

Improper benefits confirmed? Sweet ride indeed...

9 hours ago, Sejjr said:

Sweet ride indeed...

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"I was an FSU fan until they finally crossed a line and hired Kendall Briles." THAT was too much. Not anything that came before.

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That is some grade A hero worship right there.  I hope her business can somehow find a way to lead her to Baton Rouge in a couple of years.

23 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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"He was treated badly at FSU. He was lied to by Admin and Boosters. Still drove on til he could no more. That is all I will say"

Of course that's all you'll say Karen. You're a nutjob who doesn't know shit and has no in-roads to the booster group and athletic department at FSU. You're an old hag feeding bullshit to a cult to get attention. She keeps repeating the same bullshit lies Jimbo's camp fed to the media when he left FSU. They're completely false but Aggy will lap it up.

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Jimbo Fisher covered up Winston's rape at FSU.  What a great guy.

She also brought up the 2020 recruiting class soon to be top 5 in July, as a reason she hopes more Jimbo stories come out 

The best teacher I had in high school had a line he would use every time someone said OMG or something similar that I think is very appropriate here...

"God had very little to do with it"    

On 6/18/2019 at 10:32 PM, Machinator said:

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I typically dont manifest outright hatred for anyone but this fucking woman is seriously a worthless piece of shit.  She fits right in...

 

So if Willie Taggart had hired anyone else she would be cool with it? Putting the blame on someone else for dumbos problems seems to be her strong suit.

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

Also she called into ESPN to defend Jimbo's honor

 

I was listening when she called.  It was pretty pathetic, I am not sure how Taylor and Greg didnt start laughing and her homerism.  "People think I moved here to stalk Jimbo, but I moved here because my clients are here"

Yes Karen, delivering bags from Florida to some kid from Houston would be difficult.  

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