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8 hours ago, texaslong said:

Is Hamm one of the A&M CEO's that they brag about?

They are actually tied with Michigan with 4 each, but you know aggy.  

2 of them are oil and gas, 2 of them are insurance salesmen.  Conspicuously missing are Con-Ag and John Deere

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17 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

Daddy98 is that successful?

There’s like 500,000 aggy former students and their families, most still in southeast Texas, and all going out of their way to make sure they only do business with fellow ags. Plus the T-shirt fans. 

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8 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

How does that Florida transplant have so much access to aggy players, practice, and team functions?    She is either Brewster's side piece or Jimbo's girlfriend.  

Why not both?

It really is bizarre. Nobody just moves across the country to follow a “dreamy” head coach, and rather than be arrested for stalking, she gets access? This bitch is a fucking bag lady, that’s the only explanation. 

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The one thing your most successful serial killers and other murderous psychos have in common down through history is a sense of self-confidence that allows them to brazenly ignore social norms and just barge in without an invitation. Seems like Jimbo's leading fan has a lot in common with Yolanda Saldívar.

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I ain't givin' you no stinkin' reason.
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34 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

This bitch is a fucking bag lady, that’s the only explanation. 

Even if true, it's still bizzare.  She has no prior connection to the school.  If Jimbo were to replace Orgeron next year, she would follow him there and A&M would go back to being nothing but the butt of an occasional joke to her.   The exact inverse of what would happen with a typical bag man. Maybe Jimbo's wife did not fulfill the Program Mama role or turned it into a MILF role, so he's allowing this stalker to do it.  Weird.

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1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

The one thing your most successful serial killers and other murderous psychos have in common down through history is a sense of self-confidence that allows them to brazenly ignore social norms and just barge in without an invitation. Seems like Jimbo's leading fan has a lot in common with Yolanda Saldívar.

Anything for Selenas!

What...too soon?

 

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2 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

The one thing your most successful serial killers and other murderous psychos have in common down through history is a sense of self-confidence that allows them to brazenly ignore social norms and just barge in without an invitation. Seems like Jimbo's leading fan has a lot in common with Yolanda Saldívar.

You shall not speak that name around me sir! Good day!

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It is fascinating that the two biggest aggy fucktards, Hamm and Pubes, keep talking about “spin” coming out of Austin. Their entire business model is about filling their subscribers with impossible dreams and delusions of grandeur. Has the roller coaster reached its peak, officially? 

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2 hours ago, Sejjr said:

It is fascinating that the two biggest aggy fucktards, Hamm and Pubes, keep talking about “spin” coming out of Austin. Their entire business model is about filling their subscribers with impossible dreams and delusions of grandeur. Has the roller coaster reached its peak, officially? 

I’ve never understood why Pubes keeps with the we are victims of the  evil empire in Austin. Can’t run to the SEC and tell everyone you run this state, then turn around and act like Texas is keeping them down. If Texas is truly keeping you down, do you know who really runs this state?

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12 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

How can Christian Kirk's school say they wouldn't want Jake Smith? JFC Hamm

They're winning recruiting battles and he could just report that. It would be true and good enough news? Why take it to such biased lengths? Just needlessly pumps up the roller coaster 

Or that they wouldn't trade Orebo straight-up for Floyd. He's doing a weird rubric of only comparing their best take to our best take and their 2nd-best to our 2nd-best. And even then he's just stupid wrong at certain positions *cough*QB*cough*

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I’ve never understood why Pubes keeps with the we are victims of the  evil empire in Austin. Can’t run to the SEC and tell everyone you run this state, then turn around and act like Texas is keeping them down. If Texas is truly keeping you down, do you know who really runs this state?
Say this on his Twitter. Or somebody.
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