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1-The 9.95ers could all be bullshitting. 

2-is aggy still recruiting Shepherd or is he just not allowed to visit A&M? 

If it's both I think it's some type of recruiting violation and aggy is likely waiting for clearance from the NCAA. Completely different circumstances but something similar happened last cycle with an Ohio State recruit (Micah Parsons). There were recruiting violations, they self-reported, and pretty much stopped recruiting Parsons because of said violations. 

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9 minutes ago, You don't know me said:

That sort of attitude with a paying customer has great client relations written all over it.  They're going to do well.

Goddammit it's the aggy network. He could have added a dose of listeria to it and they would have lapped it up willingly.

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Hamm: Coach Terry Price will be there smoking meats.

Hamm: Hope Leah Knight will show up.

Hamm: I have never witnessed a group of committed recruits that are putting the pool party together.
It speaks well of the power of the aggy coaching staff

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2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Ice cold

That thing is so fucking huge and gaudy I just assumed he just started wearing his aggie ring on his band finger. Added bonus is probably so he can tell everyone he's married to his university...because that sounds like the kind of shit that sword swallower would say. 

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13 minutes ago, Machinator said:

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Wearing his aggy ring where his wedding ring should be.  I guess the impish fuck really is married to aggy culture.  

Or maybe he's just lonely.  At least he has 47 people to keep him company.

Goddamit @Ghost of Stevie Ray  beat me to it.

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1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

That thing is so fucking huge and gaudy I just assumed he just started wearing his aggie ring on his band finger. Added bonus is probably so he can tell everyone he's married to his university...because that sounds like the kind of shit that sword swallower would say. 

Narrator: it is his aggy ring and that's exactly what he tells people. 

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