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1 hour ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

MS13 must have more members than Gary Johnson voters

Who do you think voted for Gary Johnson?

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Obama played about 300 rounds of golf over 8 years, and Trump is more than a third of the way there after a little over a year.  Yet all the people who regularly criticized Obama for playing golf are still silent. 
Well in fairness, Obama had a little more pigmentation than Trump which rustled the jimmies of many, many fucksticks in this country.
12 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

I usually laugh at his shit by now but this one makes me ragey. 

 

shit like this is exactly why i'm wearing my Fuck Trump pin all the time when not at work. And that is only bc I don't believe in cussing up a storm at work

4 hours ago, Mojo Hand said:

Obama played about 300 rounds of golf over 8 years, and Trump is more than a third of the way there after a little over a year.  Yet all the people who regularly criticized Obama for playing golf are still silent. 

Because Fox News hasn't pointed this out, so how would they have heard about it?

If only the knew a real billionaire.  Maybe Bezos will make it right.

He's delusional. I hope the WH staff is calling for a doctor right now.

I'm serious.

What the everliving fuck is that last Tweet supposed to mean?  I give up.

Maybe he's talking about Jarvanka. They calling it quits?

15 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

What the everliving fuck is that last Tweet supposed to mean?  I give up.

maybe he finally lived out his fantasy and had Huckabeef peg him last night and she ruined it by yelling witch hunt over and over again.

Maybe he's talking about Jarvanka. They calling it quits?

Wasn’t Carter Page talking about how the FBI had destroyed his life. Is he tying to get people to feel sorry for Page? Bold move, Cotton.
17 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

This guy is just a step below Louise Mensch on the Russia Delerium scale. 

2 minutes ago, Tuco said:


Wasn’t Carter Page talking about how the FBI had destroyed his life. Is he tying to get people to feel sorry for Page? Bold move, Cotton.

Yeah, I suppose that's possible but Page will be 47 next month.

32 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

He's pining for Hope Hicks's poon

Gotta be Hope.

11 hours ago, achooloco said:

shit like this is exactly why i'm wearing my Fuck Trump pin all the time when not at work. And that is only bc I don't believe in cussing up a storm at work

Saw this in Wilco of all places.  As I drove up closer to it I went from "Who is this asshole?" to "How do I get one of those?"

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1 hour ago, bolverk said:

He's delusional. I hope the WH staff is calling for a doctor right now.

I'm serious.

"It's really quite serious. The President has developed a severe and chronic case of Dramaqueenitis. There is no cure."

He's starting the foundation for mass pardons. 

28 minutes ago, Mojo Hand said:

He's starting the foundation for mass pardons. 

There's gonna be a lot of concern and lots of furrowed brows at the Capitol when that happens.

1 hour ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

He's pining for Hope Hicks's poon

I would pay to see a Hope and Stormy porno.  Also, would pay NOT to see  Huckabee porno.

8 minutes ago, retread said:

There's gonna be a lot of concern and lots of furrowed brows at the Capitol when that happens.

GOP has a solution for that

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2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Lol wut?

 

The children are our future.

It’s really just another outreach to the black community through Whitney. 

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1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Unfortunately for Trump, the Republicans fully investigated Clinton for three years prior to the election. The FBI literally shut down Clinton's campaign declaring she was again under investigation days before the election.  And yet, only Republicans try to spin this as a failure for Trump.    

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4 minutes ago, retread said:

 

One was a teacher seriously wounded while stopping a shooting and defending kids at a school?  This one is a reach. 

 

I know I know.  “I like heroes that don’t get shot.”

It’s not a reach when he has a history on twitter of avoiding subjects that don’t fit his racist narrative. 

Yeah, the black guy didn't put his life on the line at all!

He's so racist his son in law personally helped work on prison reform bill.  That sonofabitch.  I think at this point it's a given that he'll improve quite a bit on the Black vote in 2020. 

6 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

He's so racist his son in law personally helped work on prison reform bill.  That sonofabitch.  I think at this point it's a given that he'll improve quite a bit on the Black vote in 2020. 

Keep dreaming. 

To be fair there's only one direction from zero. 

49 minutes ago, TornACL said:

To be fair there's only one direction from zero. 

Shit, he could double or triple that number, man. That’s yuge!

He's so racist his son in law personally helped work on prison reform bill.  That sonofabitch.  I think at this point it's a given that he'll improve quite a bit on the Black vote in 2020. 

 

Uh... this whole comment is pretty fucking racist.

 

Btw, why do you think Jared is so interested in prison reform? Who might he know that’s spent a significant amount of time in the joint?

9 minutes ago, Lurch said:

Who might he know that’s spent a significant amount of time in the joint?

Monster Kody?

I just lit a candle at church for the good people at the WH who are why we celebrate this holiday weekend. 

31 minutes ago, Lurch said:

 

Uh... this whole comment is pretty fucking racist.

 

Btw, why do you think Jared is so interested in prison reform? Who might he know that’s spent a significant amount of time in the joint?

What do you think is racist about it?

It’s no secret which community would benefit most from prison reform.  

If Trump was really racist he wouldn’t be pursing it. 

Just now, GRHorn said:

What do you think is racist about it?

It’s no secret which community would benefit most from prison reform.  

If Trump was really racist he wouldn’t be pursing it. 

Or he's really racist and really cynical. That sounds like Donald Trump. 

He's the best advocate for brown people with origins in shithole countries.

It's hard for Trumpkins to come to grips with the fact that they support a really bad human being.

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