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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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And the nattys have been piling up ever since.

 

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6 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

Aggy would prefer any path where Texas loses even if it lowers their own likelyhood of contention. 

True. Of course, before season's end they'll lower their own likelihood of contention regardless. 

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“Gig em Dawgs!” 
 

What a bunch of fucking losers. 

26 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

 

 

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This is the chef’s kiss of Aggie rationalization. Last year Bama was terrible early and UT was lucky to get them before they gelled. Then they were dominant Bama when TAMU lost to them.  Then they forgot how to play again before the CFP. Just amazing logic. 

25 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

 

 

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Really, Tom?  Have you read any of the other posts on TexAgs?  Every other post raises the point that UT hasn’t played anyone, or has played garbage, etc., etc.  

Always amusing. 

No aggy. This is the second best offense our defense has played this year. Our D plays against our offense enough to know what good O looks like. 

Sarkisian isn’t good at getting Texas up for games they should win handily, yet the whole conversation is about the way Texas has been crushing the skulls of teams they say aren’t any good. 
 

The second best part of Texas snuffing Georgia will be reading why Texas still hasn’t played anyone. 

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anyone know how to visit Austin without having to see all the gays and trans?

I love how they continue to think that our OL/DL are trash. We have controlled the LOS in every game we have played on both sides and Michigan and OU have better DLs and defenses than Georgia.

31 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

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“Gig em Dawgs!” 
 

What a bunch of fucking losers. 

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5 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

I love how they continue to think that our OL/DL are trash. We have controlled the LOS in every game we have played on both sides and Michigan and OU have better DLs and defenses than Georgia.

But those two SEC teams and defending national champions are not SEC teams.

17 minutes ago, Foosters said:

anyone know how to visit Austin without having to see all the gays and trans?

And Hispanics.  Don't forget the Hispanics.

 

1 hour ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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17 minutes ago, Foosters said:

anyone know how to visit Austin without having to see all the gays and trans?

yep, send pm

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And Mexicans.  Don't forget the Mexicans.

 

 

go on...

I'm actually surprised at how many are picking Texas to win.  I didn't tally but it might be close to 50/50.

 

The most concerning thing to me is how many of them are picking Texas. It is typically a group that has about a 95% chance of being completely wrong about what will happen in regards to Texas football.

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Thanks, as always, to @Longhornfrenzy

Browsing for gems, this one stopped me dead:

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I wonder if our shitty defense has anyting to do with this otherwise brilliant analysis.

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More from coma guy:

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1 Noun pronoun disagreement. AgTag confirmed

2 Hmm, haven't heard this before.

3 Scoring early on bad teams indicates that you're a bad team.

4 OU was on us like ugly on an ape

5 Despite converting with "relative ease" they couldn't score and magically fell behind after an initial 3-0 lead. Sad for Sooners.

6 More mystery benefits for Texas D. Turnovers gifted from our Toxic God, Destroyer of Conferences. Teams forced to pass despite easily converting downs. Thank you, God of Toxins! Preserve our shitty team!

Mr. AgTag Coma has mastered Cause and Effect.

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Georgia can’t be down until they lose to the sips. 

In a way, picking Texas is win/win. If Texas win, Georgia is down. If Texas loses, of course they lost to a team with a pulse. 

Teams have to abandon the run against Texas which explains Texas’ *checks notes* second ranked nationally pass defense. 

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4 hours ago, Foosters said:

anyone know how to visit Austin without having to see all the gays and trans?

These manly manful Aggies sure are afeared that their precious bodily fluids will be impregnated with the fehginess by mere proximity with LGBQT persons. 

Back in the day, when Aggies were even more open about their acute homophobia (phobia with a capital F), they would name all the gay bars in Austin as a condemnation. I posed the question of exactly how they had such precise knowledge of these iniquity dens. No response. They should replace the Sully statue with Roy Cohn.

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54 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Sarkisian isn’t good at getting Texas up for games they should win handily, yet the whole conversation is about the way Texas has been crushing the skulls of teams they say aren’t any good. 
 

The second best part of Texas snuffing Georgia will be reading why Texas still hasn’t played anyone. 

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"Sarkisian isn’t good at getting Texas up for games they should win handily" said the aggy immediately after Texas crushed 6 consecutive teams they should beat handily. 

And one guy specifies that GA has played in two rivalry games. We played OU and certainly going to Michigan had the same kind of atmosphere. But those wins don't matter. At all.

59 minutes ago, Foosters said:

anyone know how to visit Austin without having to see all the gays and trans?

Aggies are so absolutely small. Tiny little men. Miniature, thin-skinned, perpetually-offended munchkin humans. Always under threat. Always scared.

There is so little to like about them. Basically nothing redeeming.

A&M’s loss to MSU this weekend seems inevitable. The entire fanbase and program appears to have fast-forwarded mentally to November and conference championship scenarios.

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Some of the takes.. my goodness. Further proof that these guys just pull shit from the echo chamber and don't actually bother with facts or their own opinions. 

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2 hours ago, Foosters said:

anyone know how to visit Austin without having to see all the gays and trans?

Don't travel from College Station in a car full of yell leaders?

2 hours ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Sarkisian isn’t good at getting Texas up for games they should win handily, yet the whole conversation is about the way Texas has been crushing the skulls of teams they say aren’t any good. 
 

The second best part of Texas snuffing Georgia will be reading why Texas still hasn’t played anyone. 

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Looking forward to hearing about this very down Georgia team on Sunday.

4 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Looking forward to hearing about this very down Georgia team on Sunday.

No pass defense. Beck is overrated. Too many injuries for the Bulldogs. Referees saved them. Lucky passes. 

Hoping to see a lot of that.

It is my sincere hope, that they focus so very much on our matching that they assume in their minds that their trip to Starkville is an easy win. 
 

Come Sunday, I imagine I will be smiling about a Texas win and an “unexpected” aggy loss. 
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I love how these gonads forget three important details

1. we recently beat georgia in a sugar bowl 

2. we beat the SEC champion LAST YEAR AT THEIR HOME 

3. we were a few small plays away from playing in the championship LAST YEAR 

 

their whole world is moron colored by SEC echo chamber bs 

Many of those water heads mention the bad offenses we have played. I wonder what those offenses would be ranked if our game is removed from the equation. I bet they go up quite a bit. Maybe a good defense lowers the rankings. Just saying.  

13 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

I love how these gonads forget three important details

1. we recently beat georgia in a sugar bowl 

2. we beat the SEC champion LAST YEAR AT THEIR HOME 

3. we were a few small plays away from playing in the championship LAST YEAR 

 

their whole world is moron colored by SEC echo chamber bs 

I posit that they aren't as dumb as they seem, but that their line of reasoning is heavily influenced by wishful thinking. It reminds me a lot of how my dad, an Auburn fan, talks about Bama.

Fascinating

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They never like to talk about scores or their opponents. Or direct comparison.

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Impressive resume, Ags. You murdered McNeese State and Shitty Missouri.

1 Loss. Later lost to NIU

2 Current losing record with recent losses to Old Dominion and NIU

3 Hogs annual shotgun dick-ectomy.

 

We've destroyed everybody. Look at the game they're calling close denoted by the *.

Of course, these teams are all pulse-less according to the parrots. More so after playing us.

I also like how they are saying that only we think we are good. If anything, this snakepit is more skeptical of the 'Horns than the national media.

2 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Some of the takes.. my goodness. Further proof that these guys just pull shit from the echo chamber and don't actually bother with facts or their own opinions. 

Like this?

 

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The whining about Texas facing backup QBs, then throwing in the Houston and KSU games, along with Ewers’ first game back against TCU is a master class in obliviousness. 

Georgia was trailing MSU in their game as well and was outscored by them in the 2nd half. Oh shit, narrative blown.

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3 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Georgia was trailing MSU in their game as well. Oh shit, narrative blown.

That was a completely different MSU than the team tu nearly lost to.

Legit LOL at the guy saying they passed on Collins and VB

8 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Legit LOL at the guy saying they passed on Collins and VB

Same VB that jimbo took fishing in a hazardous waste pond.

I just found this over on TexAgs.

They think it's bad that non Texas grads pull for Texas. I think it's great particularly when they're Texans. We're the flagship, a public university, and they have a stake. Excellent.

They also think that they (Aggies) have a national brand. I think they don't understand what that is. 

20 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Legit LOL at the guy saying they passed on Collins and VB

Jimbo was desperate for Broughton in particular. They threw everything they could at him and Collins

56 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

We should get credit for destroying 3 teams with our backup QB.

Well, that's different, stoopid sip. 

The better that we become, the more desperate their wishcasting becomes. 

58 minutes ago, campcrunk said:

Jimbo was desperate for Broughton in particular. They threw everything they could at him and Collins

Jimbo having to compete on the recruiting trail with the celebrated Oscar Giles was never going to be a fair fight.   

We were the ones that exposed the “Reigning Champions,” with an undefeated streak at home and on the largest of stages that they were a “fraud?” Maybe it was because of Texas?

I’ll still stand by my opinion that Sark “pulled back the reigns” on our offense in that game. Once we got to 31 points in the 3rd Qtr, Quinn only threw THREE passes the rest of the game.

He did the very same thing to OU, except for the HB/WR pass to Helm.

Hook’em!!!

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