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11 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

Not bad.  Of course the texags test is a lot easier than the Turing and Voight-Kampf tests.

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22 hours ago, Not a Sock said:

His comments at the event he spoke at show that the cult hive mind has already gotten to him. It’s also a perfect example of how the national media misses the very important sub text when talking about A&M.  Elko said they are going to be a premier national football program and will have 12 draft picks. So he has set the bar at exactly where Texas is, and it’s clear that they’re incapable of assessing themselves and can only judge progress and success by looking at others.

I think it shows he knows his audience and is happy to give them exactly what they want to hear. Easy money.

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On 6/6/2025 at 3:29 AM, Dbeasy said:

Every year I over-rate the Aggies. And they then proceed to underachieve. But I look at their roster and it’s really not that great. They do have a better head coach than in the past, but the rest of the staff is questionable. So if I’m thinking the ceiling is 8-4, then history would suggest 7-5 or 6-6, and it’s only that good because of such a weak schedule. 

The aggy “magical” 10 win-Johnny season included two FCS wins.  Somehow that fact gets overlooked as time has passed, but I’m here to remind aggy.

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The guy that posted that aggy ChatGPT post is about to be permanently banned from TexAgs, as there’s no space there fore reality, just smoke and mirrors.  That’s how Billy has kept the inflow of money.

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(The guy who posted this is actually an Aggie staffer (Director of Player Personnel) ...  with his stomach and that goat thing, the image reminds me of some of the grosser scenes from Alien.  Even for the Aggies, it's pretty bizarre.).

 

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19 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

(The guy who posted this is actually an Aggie staffer (Director of Player Personnel) ...  with his stomach and that goat thing, the image reminds me of some of the grosser scenes from Alien.  Even for the Aggies, it's pretty bizarre.).

 

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what is "the blues in Spades?"

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1 hour ago, Getafix said:

 

(The guy who posted this is actually an Aggie staffer (Director of Player Personnel) ...  with his stomach and that goat thing, the image reminds me of some of the grosser scenes from Alien.  Even for the Aggies, it's pretty bizarre.).

 

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Maybe I’m old, but isn’t giving someone the blues a bad thing?

Also, has no one told them how bizarre the goat thing is? I can understand how they don’t see it, but surely they have some third party consultants (or even just non-Aggies in the media department) to get ideas. 

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14 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

What is the goat mantra (*mantrum) that they are leaning into?

Greatest of all time. It’s one of those compulsive things that kids constantly say about everything. It’s nowhere near as stupid to the recruits as it appears to y’all.

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29 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

What is the goat mantra (*mantrum) that they are leaning into?

 

27 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

That they’re the greatest of all time, obviously. 

Celebrating the fourth anniversary of the greatest recruiting class ever signed. The year A&M turned it all around to become what they are today!

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5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

That’s not a mantra. 

It certainly is a mantra, it’s just not a good one. It’s mantra of the mediocre who spend all their time discussing greatness instead of being great. This is the exact type of gimmicky shit you do when you don’t have any real football accomplishments to talk about. 

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I thought to be a GOAT, you must accomplish something like win multiple national championships, or hold a record on some statistic (all-time leading rusher, most TFLs) or something. I didn't know you could just declare yourself the GOAT. Now I feel jilted. Now I've got to think of something that I can claim GOAT status for.

CHIEF

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1 hour ago, IDIOTsavant said:

There’s one person who can call himself Goat, and his name is Earl (and I’m not talking about the Tyler Rose).

 

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50 minutes ago, CHIEF said:

I thought to be a GOAT, you must accomplish something like win multiple national championships, or hold a record on some statistic (all-time leading rusher, most TFLs) or something. I didn't know you could just declare yourself the GOAT. Now I feel jilted. Now I've got to think of something that I can claim GOAT status for.

CHIEF

Aggy frequently boasts about things they've never done, like hypothetical football games that were never played, but certainly would have won

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14 hours ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

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The jokes write themselves folks

I know that we love to make fun of these guys, and this is one for the history books, but this is damn near a fireable offense. What kind of fuckwit thought that was going to somehow be “cool” or sell their program? If I am a parent and I see that I am noping right out of town before KKL can slash my tires. That is somehow so much worse than the taxidermy fish they gave recruits a year or two ago.

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17 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Are they trying to make the local sheep jealous?

That’s just weird!  I don’t care if you are an Ag school in the middle of MFng sheep country (if there is a section of America), but the goat pictures are head scratching to say the least.  Only Fng aggy would come up with something like that.

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Fredericksburg’s HS mascot is the Billies, short for Billy Goats/Rams.  They don’t even take pictures next to goats to the best of my knowledge.  My two kids were Boerne Greyhounds and I attended multiple events over the years b/t Boerne vs FBurg and none involved real goats!

My wife and I go to FBurg 3-4 times a year, just to spend a Saturday.  No goats involved.

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12 hours ago, Tex Long said:

Judging by Liucci's offerings and aggy posters' responses, there will be a new Motto:

Meaty Ochre: It's Better Than Last Place

 

Meaty Ochre is the best aggy screen name I think I’ve seen in my entire internet lifetime!  That’s just fabulous!

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7 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

Fredericksburg’s HS mascot is the Billies, short for Billy Goats/Rams.  They don’t even take pictures next to goats to the best of my knowledge.  My two kids were Boerne Greyhounds and I attended multiple events over the years b/t Boerne vs FBurg and none involved real goats!

My wife and I go to FBurg 3-4 times a year, just to spend a Saturday.  No goats involved.

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Mrs. Brat wasa Taylor Duck….but never posed with a real duck, just the other geezers:

 

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On 6/5/2025 at 5:37 PM, utee94 said:

You have to admire him for his perseverance in the face of extreme stupidity.  You can tell he really loves his work.

Yeah... I'm late to the party here, but I also caught a glaring error on the aggie smack.

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Someone might want to inform Texas Velvet Maestro (whatever that means) that nobody actually calls Tech sand monkeys. Someone might confuse that for white flag waving surrender monkeys.

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