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13 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:

I got a horn they can saw off.

Hmmmm.

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If you don't care about the recruiting mumbo-jumbo, at least read the final three paragraphs. The coaster is climbing, nay, hurtling to the top now.

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click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click...

2 hours ago, hookem48 said:

hell it's neither, it's just a taint

Nevermind Lemonandturd beat me to it.

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1 hour ago, williemackgarza said:

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Come on man, seriously. What thanfuck is goin on here


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Is the on the Grand Ole Opry of College Station..?

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I take it these chick miss getting a piece of the 'Horn up the ass...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(as a annual rivalry) 🤘

45 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

De plane boss! De plane!

 

On 7/3/2018 at 7:28 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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Ha!  I went to high school with one of these dudes!  He's singlehandedly responsible for about 80% of maroon I see on facebook when I log on.  He doesn't have any non-Aggie shirts as far as I can tell.  Lunatic, but good guy.  So, basic aggie.

In reference to that hidden content, yes on the 1st one. 2nd one I would definitely let her give me head.

"In reference to that hidden content, yes on the 1st one. 2nd one I would definitely let her give me head. "

But, you would jump a wood pile if you thought there was a snake in there.

South Austin's mom measured me at 10.5" last night.


So that’s how you took the length when she pegged you.
6 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Doesn't the one in the middle kinda look like

 

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here is her other pic could be

Y’all need to start a thread about those females in a little more private area of the board.

3 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Everyone wanted to know about the flag they couldn't  see hanging from the back of Chinook helicopter over the spring game. All across America, people wanted to know the story. The writing is as good as the story itself. Thanks for sharing this tear-jerker with the rest of us. Pretty cool, indeed my friends. Pretty cool.

 

16 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Crazy Karen puts her ovaries on the table.

 

That crazy bitch needs to put them on a shelf somewhere. And have her laptop slammed on her fingers.

18 hours ago, Machinator said:

If you don't care about the recruiting mumbo-jumbo, at least read the final three paragraphs. The coaster is climbing, nay, hurtling to the top now.

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"And in a matter of six months we've inked every top recruit we locked on in blood."

Somebody want to tell this sheep cum dumpster that the  NSDs aren't for about five and seven more months and that A&M hasn't inked anybody yet?

"Somebody want to tell this sheep cum dumpster that the  NSDs aren't for about five and seven more months and that A&M hasn't inked anybody yet? "

Nah just wait, aggie tears and denial are so much fun.

20 hours ago, Machinator said:

If you don't care about the recruiting mumbo-jumbo, at least read the final three paragraphs. The coaster is climbing, nay, hurtling to the top now.

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This just reads to me like they started paying players off again and are once again going to get busted. If there's anything Aggy is good at it's getting busted while being mediocre at cheating. Gig em Woop!

This "Karen" has to be one of you guys, no way that's a real person.

No.way.in.hell.

1 hour ago, ousux said:

This "Karen" has to be one of you guys, no way that's a real person.

No.way.in.hell.

Where are our wins?  Where?

Why did you flush those wins down the toilet?  I was counting on them!  We left the Big XII for this!

I knew that we'd lose to them!  They would have beaten us!  They were all over us!  We will always lose!

Karen, we were going to win the SEC!!!  Why did you do that?  No we're nothing like we've always been...

 

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10 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

 


So that’s how you took the length when she pegged you.

Are you telling me that you've never just gone with it when your woman's getting a little rowdy?

4 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:



"And in a matter of six months we've inked every top recruit we locked on in blood."

Somebody want to tell this sheep cum dumpster that the  NSDs aren't for about five and seven more months and that A&M hasn't inked anybody yet?

Just means they've tattooed those recruits names on their junk.

The only melt that will rival that of aggy is when Karen's personal roller coaster derails when Jimbo gets his shit pushed in by the rest of the sec.

9 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Yeah, that Karen account is fake

 

 

 

if its not............ god help us all

Would it be the first time aggy made you say to yourself, "

 

No fucking way that is real..."

 

 

No it would not.

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3 minutes ago, slorch said:

Would it be the first time aggy made you say to yourself, "

 

No fucking way that is real..."

 

 

No it would not.

Touche’

8 hours ago, Machinator said:

Crazy Karen puts her ovaries on the table.

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They always have to show how retarded they are.  Forget the asinine statement itself, she had to go ahead and put Mr. in quotes.  What a dumbshit. 

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Or is Fisher a tranny?

8 hours ago, Machinator said:

Crazy Karen puts her ovaries on the table.

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I guess if you say it enough, aggy will believe it.....cough, cough. 

On 7/4/2018 at 9:07 PM, kopp0e said:

Is the on the Grand Ole Opry of College Station..?

Negged for putting grand ole opry and college station in the same sentence. 

So just so we are clear: Karen’s official twitter handle is Karen Key Largo. Her Facebook (Hamm) user name is Karen LovesNorman Johnson. Someone (likely from Surly) created a mock twitter handle with her FB/Hamm name and profile pic? I just want to make sure the FBI doesn’t put an innocent man on their watchlist. 

"She will vanish like bizzle come October."

or like my dick in your mom. 

6 hours ago, Majorcholas said:

Negged for putting grand ole opry and college station in the same sentence. 

I should have known the Grand Ole Opry wouldn't have an endorsement like that..!

15 hours ago, Machinator said:

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I'm not sure if that projected record would be possible even just playing College Football on EA Sports for aggy to get that record...

(gonna need to hit the restart button a lot)

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Replacing the roller coaster this year with the decapitation water slide, I see.

This Karen character is awesome.  She's taking the roller coaster to heights heretofore unseen.  When it comes crashing down, she's going to be awesome to watch self destruct.

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