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26 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Does Syracuse get a moral victory today?

Their national championship is 20 years more recent than aggy, so I'm gonna say no.

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So I'm guessing on aggie boards, their Win over Arky is more impressive than TEXAS Win since their's is a SEC Win...... And aggies Get a Trophy!!
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It's aggy, aggy.
2 hours ago, Treefidy said:

Damn, something smells in Kentucky and it's not just paper mills and sour mash distilleries.  

Theres no way they should be this good unless they have gone full Ole Miss. 

but the beating they are going to put on aggy will be awesome, the bureau of misinformation will have to work overtime to make the Bama/Kentucky comparisons, likely chalking it up to SEC, every team is great.  

Kentucky is in Kentucky. Kentucky boarders Tennessee. And a lot of other "southern" states. Sometimes they luck out and have a nice season. Same with Memphis, same with Ol Miss.

I don't think having a nice start to the season needs to have the whistle blown on it. 

Does Syracuse get a moral victory today?
Does aggy get a moral loss by definition?
2 minutes ago, markstanco said:
2 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:
Does Syracuse get a moral victory today?

Does aggy get a moral loss by definition?

aggy can fuck off, but beating an underdog Chad Morris at a neutral site is always a win.

Is there a more punchable face?  I contend there isn't. 

Poor Trevor. His coach (who we don’t want) is a cuckold with wins over FCS Northwestern State (who?!), Louisiana Monroe, and Arkansas. Our coach is 4-1 with wins over Tulsa, USC (not the shitty SEC version), TCU, and Kansas State. 

Is there a more punchable face?  I contend there isn't. 

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Went with the bevel on the tat.  Bold.

He looks like all the other suburban aggys I went to high school with.

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7 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Poor Trevor. His coach (who we don’t want) is a cuckold with wins over FCS Northwestern State (who?!), Louisiana Monroe, and Arkansas. Our coach is 4-1 with wins over Tulsa, USC (not the shitty SEC version), TCU, and Kansas State. 

It’s like taking Candi from a baby

Poor Trevor. His coach (who we don’t want) is a cuckold with wins over FCS Northwestern State (who?!), Louisiana Monroe, and Arkansas. Our coach is 4-1 with wins over Tulsa, USC (not the shitty SEC version), TCU, and Kansas State. 
Aggy's best game is a loss at Kollie Field to a severely overrated ACC team.
7 hours ago, Lhorn said:

Is there a more punchable face?  I contend there isn't. 

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8 hours ago, Lhorn said:

Is there a more punchable face?  I contend there isn't. 

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Trevor just mad he has to live with that tat the rest of his life.

19 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Wow. 

Wow indeed. Those fucks saying Kyler wouldn't last in the SEC because he wouldn't be able to take "SEC hits". 

 

4 minutes ago, RedDirtTexan said:

Wow indeed. Those fucks saying Kyler wouldn't last in the SEC because he wouldn't be able to take "SEC hits". 

 

That thread is aggy delusion at it's finest. Well worth the read

that thread is further proof that aggy has resigned to being shit on themselves, but fuck if anyone dare throw shade at their cuck buddy Alabama, "watch it, Mister

1 hour ago, TexasMan said:
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2018 stats through the first 4 games:

Mond: 72 completions/122 attempts (59 pct), for 1020 yards. TD 7, Int 2. Rating 144.9
Murray: 60 completions/88 attempts (68 pct), for 1028 yards. TD 11, Int 2. Rating 203.0


Mond's stats aren't bad at all compared to Murrays, and Mond has played a **FAR** tougher set of opponents than Murray has.

Yeah, 59% is almost exactly identical to 68%. and a 144.9 rating is clearly just as good as a 203.0 rating. aggy math.

22 minutes ago, BurntOrangeCrush said:

That thread is aggy delusion at it's finest. Well worth the read

It really is.  Lol.  OU would be in the bottom half of the West.  Obviously.

You’re still the soft as shit program that was down 77-0 after 3 quarters.  No conference will ever fix your impotence.  You’re like the 450lb ‘lady’ that scooters into my clinic looking for a quick fix to her shit life.  Next time I’ll scribble SEC on the Rx.  

45 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Yeah, 59% is almost exactly identical to 68%. and a 144.9 rating is clearly just as good as a 203.0 rating. aggy math.

Yeah, let’s not forget that Mond needed Northwestern State and ULM to even achieve those mediocre numbers. Can you imagine the same comparison had Murray had played those two defensive powerhouses?

Their SEC shtick is pathetic, it would be so awesome to see them get pushed out for whatever reason because that would break their hearts.

i mean seriously, NO ONE outside of the SEC knows how to tackle, can lay hits, has linebackers over 245, linemen over 300, safeties who are fast and can smash people, corners who can cover and blow people up.  And of course there's schemes, they play magical schemes in the SEC that the rest of the country could never duplicate and are in awe of when glimpsed.

Of course this outworldly defensive conference has also given birth to an equally majestic offensive breed, OL who approach and exceed 300, receivers able to outrun and out leap their counterparts, rugged RBs able to take the abuse of carrying the football, and QBs capable of eluding or taking a hit during a game.  

In fact, I don't think it's even football they play in SEC country, but something far greater with gladiators masquerading as football players.  It's like gladiatorball.

 

Johnny Football put his hands on a black man. Turdition.

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Aggy should just stop trying to defend jimbo, lulz@comments. I cant even imagine what Finger, Babers or AAS would be saying if Coach Herman did this. 

that twitter thread is an a+ example of aggy delusion and why you should never encourage your kid to go there. 

1 hour ago, BigOrange1 said:

 

Damn, Mark. Shots fired! I like the cut of your jib.

This will justify them adding Woody Hayes National Championships.

 

 

aggy favored by -6.5.

Will be interesting to see where the money goes during the week. 

3 hours ago, Deej said:

Johnny Football put his hands on a black man. Turdition.

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This will always be my favorite mug shot. The forehead zits. Shirtless. Buzz cut. Weird stubble. Johnny should try out for the remake to American History X. 

And just think, that guy’s a much worse drugged out self-indulgent piece of shit than he was back then. 

8 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

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Did you really have to post the picture of an asshole on here?

1 hour ago, TexasMan said:

aggy favored by -6.5.

Will be interesting to see where the money goes during the week. 

This place may get behind a Coach Stoops?  That will be a first.  

1 minute ago, ChiTownDoc said:

This place may get behind a Coach Stoops?  That will be a first.  

Oh, I would not at all object to him choking to death on his bag of dicks in pregame warmups, so long as Kentucky wins.

6 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

This place may get behind a Coach Stoops?  That will be a first.  

The Wildcats aren’t the Sooners. Fuck aggy. And OU. 

2 hours ago, Quasimofo said:

This will justify them adding Woody Hayes National Championships.

 

 

It's still just legit enough for A&M fans...

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