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4 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 

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The Elk has an impressive fupa in the making. Seems the Collie Station restaurants and liquor stores are thriving under the new regime.

Was looking for older players highlights, and stumbled on to this...

Texas at Texas A&M: 1995 The Last SWC Game

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14 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 

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A friend of mine reminded me that Elko is 46. That is a brutal 46. 

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

A friend of mine reminded me that Elko is 46. That is a brutal 46. 

Wait, what? I no shit had to look his age up. I would have said Elko was a rough 56. 

*Note to self: entry #1 in the 2025 dead pool = Elko, M.

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2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

A friend of mine reminded me that Elko is 46. That is a brutal 46. 

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1 hour ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

*Note to self: entry #1 in the 2025 dead pool = Elko, M.

Johnny Crackhead says …

 

Wait, that guy is 46 years old?  Holy shit.  He won't make it to the end of his 6-year contract.

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42 minutes ago, markstanco said:

His age has been discussed ad nauseam. I surprised yall didn’t see it.

You’re always out in front of us, stanco, and the best we can do is scratch and claw to keep up. 

5 hours ago, closetojumping said:

A friend of mine reminded me that Elko is 46. That is a brutal 46. 

This is a staggering fact. Is he living on pastrami marinated in Yoohoo, beer and Funyons? Maybe Duke navy blue is just very flattering, but I don't recall him looking this haggard last season.

Karen Key Elko, imo.

8 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Was looking for older players highlights, and stumbled on to this...

Texas at Texas A&M: 1995 The Last SWC Game

“Oh yea?!? In modern rules all those hits would be targeting.” 
advantage aggy. 

3 hours ago, Murfdogg21 said:

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RIP, coach.

Had no idea Torbush was an NAIA All-American in both football and baseball, and signed with the Royals.

I didn't realize he had died, and from ALS.  It sure seems that disease disproportionately affects while male athletes and coaches.

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2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Wait, that guy is 46 years old?  Holy shit.  He won't make it to the end of his 6-year contract.

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10 hours ago, closetojumping said:

A friend of mine reminded me that Elko is 46. That is a brutal 46. 

I showed my girlfriend that pic and she said is it a girl?  🤣

5 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I didn't realize he had died, and from ALS.  It sure seems that disease disproportionately affects while male athletes and coaches.

There was a conspiracy theory floating around a few years back that it was connected with fertilizers / insecticides used on football and baseball fields.  If I remember right, there was an even more disproportionately high number of former San Francisco athletes that came down with ALS, all that  played at the old Candlestick Park.

There was a conspiracy theory floating around a few years back that it was connected with fertilizers / insecticides used on football and baseball fields.  If I remember right, there was an even more disproportionately high number of former San Francisco athletes that came down with ALS, all that  played at the old Candlestick Park.

That’s pretty interesting, never heard of that in San Fran.

I went there on a sales call for some FR clothing the year before it closed. What a terrible place it was, I couldn’t believe it would pass any kind of electrical or structural code especially in CA, and they were playing there one more year.
14 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

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"No, no, we're not a bunch of ignorant, backward-ass racists."

lulz "Edit: make no mistake, these ladies are Americans of Mexican heritage".

Well, (a) you don't know that and (b) it doesn't absolve you of your racism.

Probably because they couldn't get insurance.

Millions of aggy sell insurance.
thats just good bull

I’ll take things Candy told Jimbo for $100 please.
On 6/9/2024 at 6:56 AM, closetojumping said:

A friend of mine reminded me that Elko is 46. That is a brutal 46. 

 No fucking way. Thats the same age as me, and while I’m not in shape, I’m also not a fucking thumb.

8 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:


I’ll take things Candy told Jimbo for $100 please.

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16 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

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Pics please....

15 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Pics please....

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What’s funny is in most LatAm countries the “Horns Up” gesture is basically telling someone their wife is being fucked by someone who else. 
 

Pinky/Index fingers are “spread legs” while knuckles of middle and ring finger are the guys ass. 
 

Maybe they were calling the Brazilian fans a bunch of “Jimbo Fishers”

58 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

What’s funny is in most LatAm countries the “Horns Up” gesture is basically telling someone their wife is being fucked by someone who else. 
 

Pinky/Index fingers are “spread legs” while knuckles of middle and ring finger are the guys ass. 
 

Maybe they were calling the Brazilian fans a bunch of “Jimbo Fishers”

You stretched that wider than jimbo's wife's hole.

1 hour ago, BrazilHorn said:

What’s funny is in most LatAm countries the “Horns Up” gesture is basically telling someone their wife is being fucked by someone who else. 
 

Pinky/Index fingers are “spread legs” while knuckles of middle and ring finger are the guys ass. 
 

Maybe they were calling the Brazilian fans a bunch of “Jimbo Fishers”

User name, check.

10 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:


Millions of aggy sell insurance.

They sell it, but how many are underwriters?

Back in the day when one could fold their “helmet” and put it in their back pocket, and then go to class.

Hook’em!!!

One should remember, so close to the D-Day activities/memorials this past week, that Hitler was storming through Poland the last time aggy won a NC.

My Dad, in his 80’s, wasn’t even born yet!

Hook’em!!!

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1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

UT vs aggy, 1932

 

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That's Ernie Koy's dad, Ernie Koy Sr. I think he was both football and baseball all star, team captain, played pro baseball. Ernie Jr. was a great RB for us at the time I was at Texas, including the '63 MNC. Beat Joe Namath and 'Bama in the uhhh '65 (I think) Orange Bowl, with an 80-yard TD. Ernie was still with us a few years ago, don't think I've seen an obit on him. Ernie Sr made it to 97.

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4 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

That's Ernie Koy's dad, Ernie Koy Sr. I think he was both football and baseball all star, team captain, played pro baseball. Ernie Jr. was a great RB for us at the time I was at Texas, including the '63 MNC. Beat Joe Namath and 'Bama in the uhhh '65 (I think) Orange Bowl, with an 80-yard TD. Ernie was still with us a few years ago, don't think I've seen an obit on him. Ernie Sr made it to 97.

A close family friend was a prof at 'bama and had Joe Namath as a student.  Joe was apparently a very good quarterback.

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

A close family friend was a prof at 'bama and had Joe Namath as a student.  Joe was apparently a very good quarterback.

Back then, freshmen couldn't play Varsity, so there was a full freshman team. At 'Bama they roomed together alphabetically, and one of my best friends was his roomie. Namath was from Beaver Falls PA, so of course he needed a nickname from the Deep South. My buddy came up with Joe Willie and it stuck pretty good. Buddy said Joe Willie didn't spend a heck of a lot of nights in their room, but that was partly because buddy snored like a motherfucker - at least that's what The Bear chose to believe.

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1 hour ago, Tex Long said:

That's Ernie Koy's dad, Ernie Koy Sr. I think he was both football and baseball all star, team captain, played pro baseball. Ernie Jr. was a great RB for us at the time I was at Texas, including the '63 MNC. Beat Joe Namath and 'Bama in the uhhh '65 (I think) Orange Bowl, with an 80-yard TD. Ernie was still with us a few years ago, don't think I've seen an obit on him. Ernie Sr made it to 97.

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That's Ernie Koy's dad, Ernie Koy Sr. I think he was both football and baseball all star, team captain, played pro baseball. Ernie Jr. was a great RB for us at the time I was at Texas, including the '63 MNC. Beat Joe Namath and 'Bama in the uhhh '65 (I think) Orange Bowl, with an 80-yard TD. Ernie was still with us a few years ago, don't think I've seen an obit on him. Ernie Sr made it to 97.

It was the EZ stop by Nobis and others that beat Bama in the 64(season) ‘65 Orange Bowl. That picture is all over the internet.

Hook’em!!!
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I have that SI issue! Dad got it his first year out of UT, while coaching at St. Stephen’s, his first job out of college.

Hook’em!!!

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