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3 hours ago, MachoMan said:

She is a College Station 8

 

 

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Wait A&M's upset of Kansas State is the last time they played for a conference title?

Damn and I thought we had it bad from 2009 to 2023.

5 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Wait A&M's upset of Kansas State is the last time they played for a conference title?

Damn and I thought we had it bad from 2009 to 2023.

Actually played for? Yes . They lost to the cornvicts by 39 in 1997 and beat KSU in 1998. But 1997 is on the wall also because in their delusional world losing by 6 scores counts as a win.  Of course 2010 is also on the wall as well but they didn't even get a chance to lose the championship game because there was a tie for the south division and they didn't win it. 

17 hours ago, tbone_ said:

I understand not liking notre dame. But with the same fervor as hating aggy? Does not compute.

That’s not really true though. I don’t hate aggy. Mostly I just watch them and laugh. They’re weird af.

I've got a shit ton of aggy cousins. Yeah they're weird AF but they don't know any better.

But what I can't tolerate are the few Notre Dame blowhards I know going on and fucking on about Notre Dame because evidently they know fuck all about anything else.

At least aggy can regale you with tales of meat judging competitions 

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7 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Gee I wonder who he’s gonna pick 

Cocaine. 

14 minutes ago, mr. sunshine said:

I've got a shit ton of aggy cousins. Yeah they're weird AF but they don't know any better.

But what I can't tolerate are the few Notre Dame blowhards I know going on and fucking on about Notre Dame because evidently they know fuck all about anything else.

At least aggy can regale you with tales of meat judging competitions 

And this is different from aggy how?

At least there are way fewer of the Notre Dame blowhards around here.

11 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

I hope Manziel shows up completely wacked out of his fucking skull on some blow laced with some Hollywood level fentanyl.

So... you actually think there is a chance he'll show up NOT coked to his gills with fentanyl laced product?

I'd make a wager with you on that one.

25 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

And this is different from aggy how?

At least there are way fewer of the Notre Dame blowhards around here.

OK you've convinced me. Pulling for the meteor now

boys, all bullshititng aside …. it’s time to get our focus straight …..

 

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30 minutes ago, mr. sunshine said:

OK you've convinced me. Pulling for the meteor now

Meteor is 100% an acceptable outcome.

Still amazing the love he gets from them. He lifted their program up during his time while breaking rules left and right and laughed at them on his way out of town. He's a known alcoholic and drug abuser and woman beater. NFL career that was a disaster, yet you still see parents buying their young kids his jersey to wear like he's someone to look up to.  I guess going 4-4 in conference his last year is enough for them.

The comeback win over Duke in the chick fil a bowl is the stuff of legend.

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Manziel will be the guest picker on Gameday.

So...Big Noon, and only Big Noon, it is....

6 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Still amazing the love he gets from them. He lifted their program up during his time while breaking rules left and right and laughed at them on his way out of town. He's a known alcoholic and drug abuser and woman beater. NFL career that was a disaster, yet you still see parents buying their young kids his jersey to wear like he's someone to look up to.  I guess going 4-4 in conference his last year is enough for them.

...don't underestimate the fanbase that had a big hand in keeping Duck Dynasty as being a "thing" for multiple years.

Just now, MirrOlure said:

So...Big Noon, and only Big Noon, it is....

If, as there is at least a 1/3 chance of happening, he is high af, you don't want to miss it.

23 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

boys, all bullshititng aside …. it’s time to get our focus straight …..

 

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Pipe down, we’re talking Manziel and his finest Peruvian flake bag.

6 hours ago, mininghorn88 said:

Of course Slocum has something hanging on his wall that is not his. That is what aggy does. See below further proof:

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Microsoft Teams
 
 

 

Microsoft Teams
 
 

 

I just noticed that they are a short one year from tying their longest drought of real or invented championships since at least 1917 - 15 years (41-56 when they were all off defeating Italy, Germany, Japan, keeping Russia on their side of Berlin and showing China who was boss in Korea).    All this determining championships based on games actually played,  and lack of divisional participation ribbons is cutting into their success rate.  

12 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

Pipe down, we’re talking Manziel and his finest Peruvian flake bag.

Did you say Peruvian? Oh wait never mind, this is the Chilean flag

 

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22 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

I’d rather gnaw off my foot from a bear trap than pull for aggy.

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38 minutes ago, TheAuditor said:

I just noticed that they are a short one year from tying their longest drought of real or invented championships since at least 1917 - 15 years (41-56 when they were all off defeating Italy, Germany, Japan, keeping Russia on their side of Berlin and showing China who was boss in Korea).    All this determining championships based on games actually played,  and lack of divisional participation ribbons is cutting into their success rate.  

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Big_12_Conference_football_champions

Strip 2010 from the wall, and redo the maths.  Officially, 1998 is their last hardware, putting their streak at an all-time high.  JUST like Elko's cholesterol and BMI. 

59 minutes ago, TheAuditor said:

I just noticed that they are a short one year from tying their longest drought of real or invented championships since at least 1917 - 15 years (41-56 when they were all off defeating Italy, Germany, Japan, keeping Russia on their side of Berlin and showing China who was boss in Korea).    All this determining championships based on games actually played,  and lack of divisional participation ribbons is cutting into their success rate.  

Look you stoopid sip aggy in the ESS EE SEE where finishing last is better than winning any other conference!

9 hours ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Cocaine. 

Beat me to it. 

14 hours ago, MachoMan said:

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That button.

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Did not take the time to watch this but it came up in my feed. I am sure it is full of sunshine and bullshit takes.

 

 

Billy boy looking at that thing knowing he'll never see aggy win it in his lifetime. 

5 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

 

Billy boy looking at that thing knowing he'll never see aggy win it in his lifetime. 

I really don't think he cares.  He has figured out to fleece the masses, and he's padding his bank account.  The open enrollment diploma mill admission policies and the annual roller coaster ensures that his bank account will only continue to grow, regardless of results on the field.  

 

Speaking of the coaster, my guess is that today is the peak of the coaster this season.  Gonna crash early in 2024.

14 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

Did not take the time to watch this but it came up in my feed. I am sure it is full of sunshine and bullshit takes.

 

SEC Mike is genuinely one of the dumbest people in media at the moment. It’s wild how he has a platform 

Just now, A’Dam Psycho said:

SEC Mike is genuinely one of the dumbest people in media at the moment. It’s wild how he has a platform 

Welcome to the SEC.

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16 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

 

 

One of the replies to these images:

 

I have this thought in the back of my mind that Billy Liucci is a deep plant from UT.

Just now, South Austin said:

I have this thought in the back of my mind that Billy Liucci is a deep plant from UT.

I think it's more likely that he has the intelligence of an actual plant

Ain't nobody got time to watch that shit.

In related news, the other day an Aggie acquaintance asserted that A&M-ND is the biggest game of the weekend.  #7 vs #20.  Bigger than #1 UGA - #14 Clemson.  These people are fucking nuts.

23 hours ago, mr. sunshine said:

Pulling for the meteor now

ND and aggy are 2 of my 3 most hated programs (OU is 3).  I'll take a meteor, flood, sinkhole, dirty bomb...don't really care what wipes them both off the face of the planet.

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

I have this thought in the back of my mind that Billy Liucci is a deep plant from UT.

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44 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

Did not take the time to watch this but it came up in my feed. I am sure it is full of sunshine and bullshit takes.

 

Made it 10 minutes somehow...

The floor is not very low. Ceiling if all goes well is 9 -2 going into Texas game and potentially a playoff spot. Kyle is a tremendous home field advantage.  Lots of Elko hype. Saud 'with this schedule'  (I thought implying it was a hard one) he should be considered a top 5 (maybe he said 3) coach in SEC. Said "he's only 47 so he's young to be that..." and I said out loud "FAT!" Mike Gundy style and then lost interest...someone else give it a shot 😆 

SEC Mike is genuinely one of the dumbest people in media at the moment. It’s wild how he has a platform 

Hey - I’m in Mom’s basement, got a lot of SEC stuff behind me in my “backdrop,” and I have a microphone, so listen to me.

Hook’em!!!
19 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Made it 10 minutes somehow...

The floor is not very low. Ceiling if all goes well is 9 -2 going into Texas game and potentially a playoff spot. Kyle is a tremendous home field advantage.  Lots of Elko hype. Saud 'with this schedule'  (I thought implying it was a hard one) he should be considered a top 5 (maybe he said 3) coach in SEC. Said "he's only 47 so he's young to be that..." and I said out loud "FAT!" Mike Gundy style and then lost interest...someone else give it a shot 😆 

I’m hoping that the Aggie rollercoaster catches fire before it even starts up the incline but, if it doesn’t, the idea of watching Texas kick their skulls in on their own field with a playoff berth on the line for them while Texas punches a ticket for the SEC championship game is almost too enticing to contemplate. 

8 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

I’m hoping that the Aggie rollercoaster catches fire before it even starts up the incline but, if it doesn’t, the idea of watching Texas kick their skulls in on their own field with a playoff berth on the line for them while Texas punches a ticket for the SEC championship game is almost too enticing to contemplate. 

You know you can have the coaster crash in the starting gate, and UT crush their skulls while punching a SECX3 and playoff ticket, in the same season, right? Why not both?

7 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

I’m hoping that the Aggie rollercoaster catches fire before it even starts up the incline but, if it doesn’t, the idea of watching Texas kick their skulls in on their own field with a playoff berth on the line for them while Texas punches a ticket for the SEC championship game is almost too enticing to contemplate. 

It would be awesome if they go into our game with an outside (but unrealistic to everyone outside CS) shot at the Playoff, and then we just skullfuck them in a game that's over halfway through the 3rd quarter.

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