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30 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Donghorn is pretty funny lol 

If you're in 6th grade, sure.

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Just now, jimmyjazz said:

If you're in 6th grade, sure.

Come on, it was a chuckle. 

It's much better than tu, sip, UTerus, etc. 

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17 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

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Is this Pat from SNL????

Maybe, but we’ve been through this before I think.

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We’ve been actively calling him pat for weeks so…..

aggy's "signatures wins" were against LSU and Mizzou. Both will now be unranked and .500 in conference play. The only SEC team they've played that's over .500 in conference play (SC), they lost to. So everything they've said about us and our SOS applies to them as well.

omg this game is so stupid. i can't believe they're playing NMState in mid-November. what kind of bullshit is this.

 

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1 minute ago, mchookem said:

omg this game is so stupid. i can't believe they're playing NMState in mid-November. what kind of bullshit is this.

 

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It's a made-to-order SEC November cupcake.

6 minutes ago, mchookem said:

omg this game is so stupid. i can't believe they're playing NMState in mid-November. what kind of bullshit is this.

 

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Super manly tough guy game. 

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33 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

aggy's "signatures wins" were against LSU and Mizzou. Both will now be unranked and .500 in conference play. The only SEC team they've played that's over .500 in conference play (SC), they lost to. So everything they've said about us and our SOS applies to them as well.

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Just in the car and the ESPN radio guys giving out the aggy score:

"I love late-season cupcakes. Delicious."

 

4 hours ago, DaysOff said:


They'll dissect that difference for days.

Yeah well they played then without Reed against arky…duh! 

4 hours ago, Topper13 said:

Graham will have something to say about this

“Like I said before Texas DL is not good and arky pushed them around all day. They were fortunate to get turnovers or they lose that game embarrassingly while Aggy absolutely left no doubt at all. Texas drops to 9 this week…Aggy up to 2 after that super impressive win over some school from Mexico…I mean New Mexico”

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13 minutes ago, Deej said:

Just in the car and the ESPN radio guys giving out the aggy score:

"I love late-season cupcakes. Delicious."

 

We will unfortunately do this as well.

i guess.

Aggy bolstering their impressive win record vs a hapless 2-7 NMSU team. 

9 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

Aggy bolstering their impressive win record vs a hapless 2-7 NMSU team. 

Boy, I tried to get tickets for this beauty, but nobody wanted to part with theirs.

Did they turn into a run and shoot team without Moss?  Just looked at the stats and Reed has thrown 31 times half way thru the 3rd quarter?  

Just now, Hook1997 said:

Did they turn into a run and shoot team without Moss?  Just looked at the stats and Reed has thrown 31 times half way thru the 3rd quarter?  

Hope so. If they pass that much against Texas they’re in trouble.  Gonna have to have a run game. 

2 hours ago, mchookem said:

omg this game is so stupid. i can't believe they're playing NMState in mid-November. what kind of bullshit is this.

 

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aggy Bullshit 

Congratulations A&M, you are the aggiest among all aggies.

58 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

They don't seem to apply that same logic to Texas' win over Michigan.

2 minutes ago, Texasrocks said:

They don't seem to apply that same logic to Texas' win over Michigan.

Or OU or Vandy. 

You fellas aren't suggesting aggy would be hypocritics, now would you? 

26 minutes ago, Drew said:

Hope so. If they pass that much against Texas they’re in trouble.  Gonna have to have a run game. 

If they do that, Barron will have no less than 3 INTs, and I suspect Mukuba and Taaffee as well will get 1 or 2. 

I have the game on because it's on a YouTube TV multiview, and Conner Weigman has come in in garbage time to get a 3 and out and throw an interception.

He looks like a lost dog out there looking for it's owner. This guy can't transfer out fast enough. 

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1 minute ago, TexasMan said:

I have the game on because it's on a YouTube TV multiview, and Conner Weigman has come in in garbage time to get a 3 and out and throw an interception.

He looks like a lost dog out there looking for it's owner. This guy can't transfer out fast enough. 

D-line must have been yelling out "abracadabra"

Aggy better hope that helps, because Reed is not good, and they only put 38 on cusa bottom feeder NMSU. He even gifted them an INT. 

3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

I would say this is a shot at their fans not being loud enough honestly. 

4 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Pocket EMP will put an end to that nonsense right away.

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3 minutes ago, Drew said:

I would say this is a shot at their fans not being loud enough honestly. 

They have piped in noise for over 10 years. They’re a shit program, all the way around. 

10 minutes ago, Drew said:

I would say this is a shot at their fans not being loud enough honestly. 

Hard to be loud with a cock in your mouth.

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15 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

SEC should bitch slap them for this.

Just now, Deej said:

SEC should bitch slap them for this.

If it’s on our sideline, our managers should disconnect them. 

10 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

If it’s on our sideline, our managers should disconnect them. 

I have no idea why we wouldn't 

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We should bring our own.

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4 hours ago, mchookem said:

omg this game is so stupid. i can't believe they're playing NMState in mid-November. what kind of bullshit is this.

 

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Who is our 4th OOC cupcake in 2025 going to be and what weekend in November will be playing them?

19 minutes ago, Deej said:

Hard to be loud with a cock in your mouth.

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I think with all the shit A&M has been talking for 2 weeks, is still talking tonight, and will be talking about Texas the next 2 weeks, you can tell they have no focus on Auburn which makes me do this:

 

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23 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

If it’s on our sideline, our managers should disconnect them. 

 

13 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

I have no idea why we wouldn't 

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4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

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@ztejas holla 

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3 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

Did they turn into a run and shoot team without Moss?  Just looked at the stats and Reed has thrown 31 times half way thru the 3rd quarter?  

Probably wanted to get Reed plenty of reps. Still they scored a TD with 42 seconds left in the game. They struggled with New Mexico State, it was 7-3 for most of the 2nd half.

1 hour ago, Topper13 said:

We should bring our own.

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51 minutes ago, TexLonghorn said:

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I am trying to figure out which surlite wrote this based on the style. There are too many underhanded jabs in there for it to be genuine (meaning aggy authorship).

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