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54 minutes ago, C-Man said:

 


Eviscerated them

 

The only reason FSU even made the playoffs that year was because they were undefeated. Winston threw almost as many pics as touchdowns that year. Fishers teams there were getting worse every year. He jumped ship before he had to own them.

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aggy could screw up a two-car parade. Their inferiority complex and unprecedented insanity will be fun to watch as they talk smack to actual secsecsec teams ... they have not figured out they always will be a probationary member.

40 minutes ago, texaslong said:

The only reason FSU even made the playoffs that year was because they were undefeated. Winston threw almost as many pics as touchdowns that year. Fishers teams there were getting worse every year. He jumped ship before he had to own them.

that team played like a bunch of idiots who fucking hated each other and the coaches, but we so talented they couldn't help but win each week against their Charmin schedule

45 minutes ago, texaslong said:

The only reason FSU even made the playoffs that year was because they were undefeated.

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2 hours ago, TexasMan said:

Looch on texags radio this morning:

"Bama got beat by a better SEC West team. Just like how Jimbo built an SEC West program at Florida State, Dabo built one at Clemson too." 

 

This is absolutely breathtaking. Simply stunning.

3 hours ago, ztejas said:

Poetry 

And this is someone with the double premium badge/star or wev stupid fucking system they use

Even if aggy could beat Bama and win SEC with those other 2 losses, 1 loss Bama would jump right over them and take the spot.   A 2 loss SEC team not named Bama will not make the playoff unless all other conferences have more than 1 loss.

iF, and that's a big ask because it's aggy, if they manage to win their conference sometime in the next decade, I sure as shit hope its with 2 losses and there are 4 other undefeated conference champions.  That would be a great year for CFB. 

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Based on our overall record against Bama, they've been comfortable being our bitch for a long time
Bryant loved having Bevo's cock up his prolapsed anus.

aggy melting on SECrant over today's WSJ article posting the values of all the top programs.  

Of course UT is #1, aggy is like 7th in the SEC at about half the value of UT. 

Everyone in on the aggy gangbang over there, and the best aggy can come up with is that "teams can't be bought or sold, so totally fake news". 

1 hour ago, texaslong said:

The only reason FSU even made the playoffs that year was because they were undefeated. Winston threw almost as many pics as touchdowns that year. Fishers teams there were getting worse every year. He jumped ship before he had to own them.

They were the third seed despite being the only undefeated team, defending national champions and Heisman winning QB.  Speaks volumes about Jimbo's coaching ability.  

7 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:
2 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:
Based on our overall record against Bama, they've been comfortable being our bitch for a long time

Bryant loved having Bevo's cock up his prolapsed anus.

They brought him out in a golf cart. He tried to run...

3 hours ago, TexasMan said:

Looch on texags radio this morning:

"Bama got beat by a better SEC West team. Just like how Jimbo built an SEC West program at Florida State, Dabo built one at Clemson too." 

 

🤦‍♂️

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ACC teams have won three of the last six national championships  --  more than any other conference.  Just sayin'.

Kansas: Source tells FootballScoop Les Miles is hiring Texas A&M assistant director of player personnel Dave Shumate as his director of player personnel at Kansas.

4 hours ago, TexasMan said:

Looch on texags radio this morning:

"Bama got beat by a better SEC West team. Just like how Jimbo built an SEC West program at Florida State, Dabo built one at Clemson too." 

 

Yeah but Georgia just got beat by a weak ass BDF team, therefore Georgia needs to turn in its SEC Card amirite?

I'd pay lots of money too see that smug moron get his ass beat.

50 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Kansas: Source tells FootballScoop Les Miles is hiring Texas A&M assistant director of player personnel Dave Shumate as his director of player personnel at Kansas.

A step up for Shumate.

5 hours ago, Handcruser said:

They appear to be gone now.

Sad!


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Aggies trying to find an off-season narrative is hilarious. Spin Doctors working double time at Dixie Chicken

SEC! SEC!  (Georgia/Bama beat)

Only Lost to Clemson by 2 points! (Trevor Lawrence didn’t play)

Hardest Schedule next year! (How does that make us good?)

 

29 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

 They will lose 5 games next year. 6 or 7 if the injury bug hits them. 

Yes, but those will be 4 SEC! SEC! SEC! losses and one loss to the sitting national champeens, so advantage aggy.

59 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

 

If you lose to the good teams, what’s the point? Their best win this year was Kentucky, a team that couldn’t complete a pass. Or LSU, a team that couldn’t defend a pass. 

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 They will lose 5 games next year. 6 or 7 if the injury bug hits them. 
They will lose 4 tops. That schedule isnt hard at all. First true road game at the end of October. The sec is certainly teeing it up for them.
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42 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:
 They will lose 5 games next year. 6 or 7 if the injury bug hits them. 

They will lose 4 tops. That schedule isnt hard at all. First true road game at the end of October. The sec is certainly teeing it up for them.

I count 4 for sure... so they have to sweep all the toss ups. Could happen, but I wouldn't buy Jimbo futures.

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

 

Man I'm not going to personally attack that Wade dude but holy shit his twitter makes it painfully easy.

 

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53 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:
 They will lose 5 games next year. 6 or 7 if the injury bug hits them. 

They will lose 4 tops. That schedule isnt hard at all. First true road game at the end of October. The sec is certainly teeing it up for them.

I'd say @Clemson is a true road game in Sept.

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L- Clemson, Alabama, ole miss, Georgia, LSu

 

 

Will drop 1 of Auburn/Miss. State.  It's what they do.

4 losses is the ceiling, within reasonable probabilities. The floor isn’t too far down. If the get super lucky, they could go 9-3, and if they fall apart they might only win 5 or 6, but those are unlikely. They play 3 good teams, one pretty good, 2 medoker, and 6 bad.

 

edit: I rate aggy as medoker plus. Pretty good talent average and coaching but bad distribution on the roster. Big holes is key places.

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"Such a great shirt. I needed 27 of them for all the family, but only found 25. Ran out of shirts. I still count it as a win. Get yours."

21 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

4 losses is the ceiling, within reasonable probabilities. The floor isn’t too far down. If the get super lucky, they could go 9-3, and if they fall apart they might only win 5 or 6, but those are unlikely. They play 3 good teams, one pretty good, 2 medoker, and 6 bad

It’s why the SEC uses their smoke and mirrors formula. Ceiling and floor are close together unless a team has an exceptional year. 

21 hours ago, satyanash said:

"Go rewatch the South Carolina-Clemson game if you want to get excited about the future of Gamecock football under Will Muschamp. You'll see @JakeBentley vs that same Clemson defense plus Dexter Lawrence throwing for 510 w/5 TDs and 1 pick" 👍

This really struck a chord with Billy.

He’s going on a bit of a rampage in the thread.

If you lose to the good teams, what’s the point? Their best win this year was Kentucky, a team that couldn’t complete a pass. Or LSU, a team that couldn’t defend a pass. 

Funny how their “good win” is vs. Kentucky. You know, sec east, who was the “weak, crappy” sec once we handled jawja. And the LSU game was a shitfest until the refs started spotting them the ball on their opponents 25 yd line and making crap calls to help them.
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Fuxking awesome.
10 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Thank you for using the gif with the jizz. Many of you fail to use this correct version.

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9 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Here's my gif version:

 

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Should have gif'd this as well

 

 

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5 minutes ago, THEHORN5561 said:

 

Here's my gif version:

 

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Should have gif'd this as well

 

 

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*Just squeeze it

FIFY

Well he gave me a good reason to listen to my favorite rendition.  

 

 

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LSU won't be #10 after we get through with them.

I just enjoy the gomer pyle telling us our schedule is trash when they play UTSA, Texas St and Lamar. Fuck off loser.

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