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On 1/16/2019 at 9:43 AM, Dennis Taylor said:

aggy has already started scrubbing the a&m from their baseball unis

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This is some bullshit. If they want to drop the a&m part then they need to start using Texas State aggy. No one outside of San Marcos will notice.

4 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

As I meant to suggest, I'm not qualified. I'm not a High Life Man, sadly.

Instead of the champagne of beers, you might like to relax with a nice Champale or three.

17 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

Instead of the champagne of beers, you might like to relax with a nice Champale or three.

Now there's a word I haven't heard in a long time.

Since the move to the SEC A&M has a combined 87-82 record in the SEC in basketball and football. This will be near .500 or below .500 at the end of the basketball season. 

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8 hours ago, Machinator said:

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Why do so many white HS football recruits try to look like douchebags in these types of photos? Usually the black kids are grinning big and flashing a hand sign or something but the white kids usually are glaring and with the chin up.

Two points in response to myself:

1) I know there are plenty of pictures of smiling white kids so maybe I should just STFU. 

2) I was a white kid football recruit and I also did it in lots of photos, so physician heal thyself. 

Trench coat and slipper...smh. The hair plugs aren’t doing him any favors either.

Looks like house shoes and a robe. Are they in a livestock building?
9 hours ago, texaslong said:

Trench coat and slipper...smh. The hair plugs aren’t doing him any favors either.

And his right hand is where exactly?

And his right hand is where exactly?
Between two soft warm pillows.
46 minutes ago, bmbmd said:

And his right hand is where exactly?

Looks photo shopped. Dumbo actually wearing only titey-whiteys and loafers.

Showed the photo quickly to my wife (no pics) who immediately asked “Who are the 2 gay guys and why are they sending you photos?” NTTIAWWT, of course.........

My first thought? "What are they doing in a bowling alley?" After a second look, though, I realized they weren't in one. My next thought? "Why the hell am I thinking this much about this?"

I am very much looking forward to the end of the $75 Million Midget's 15 minutes of fame, but I am less than sanguine about the possibility of his not being replaced by someone equally dorky and irritating. This is aggy we're talking about, after all. The eternal irritant. They are like a case of gonorrhea that the college football universe got one drunken night and will regret evermore.

Someone post link....thread on sec "we shoulda listened to our texas friends"

Bashing aggy

2 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:


Looks like house shoes and a robe. Are they in a livestock building?

Was thinking this myself.

2 hours ago, bmbmd said:

And his right hand is where exactly?

And, this too.

Beat to it, I was.

12 hours ago, Machinator said:

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Jimbone looks like a guy who can’t get within 200 yards of an elementary school. 

*Ripping and the tearing 

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1 hour ago, markstanco said:


 

 


What an odd configuration for a trailer.

 

I thought it was the SwagJet with them being the richest school in the history of riches.

Bong-Bong You are now free to roam the aisles dressed as Hayseed Hefner.

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22 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

It’s s regular sized peacoat. Just looks long on the guy wearing it. 

Somebody needs to let him know they do actually make coats in his size.

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23 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

It’s s regular sized peacoat. Just looks long on the guy wearing it. 

This is what happens when he ventures outside of the little rompers section at the “mall” in colleyville.

55 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

Oh noes. Fox wants the in-state rivalry back.
Vomit.
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Yo Fox we already play the good ones in sec sec sec why would we want to play sec sec sec bottom feeder?
14 hours ago, Machinator said:

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Yeah, looks like they snapped that pic in mid Jimbo probe.

2 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

My first thought? "What are they doing in a bowling alley?" After a second look, though, I realized they weren't in one  

Exactly what I thought. 

Yeah, looks like they snapped that pic in mid Jimbo probe.

Looks like he didn’t warn the qb he was gonna stick a couple of fingers up there.
45 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


Looks like he didn’t warn the qb he was gonna stick a couple of fingers up there.

"Welcome to Aggieland" sign out front should have told him.

On 1/17/2019 at 10:19 AM, THEHORN5561 said:

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Oh, man. This just makes me sad for a myriad of reasons. Namely they're all fat, and one is jumping. 

5 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Oh, man. This just makes me sad for a myriad of reasons. Namely they're all fat, and one is jumping. 

Don't forget those dumb fucking shirts. 

1 minute ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Don't forget those dumb fucking shirts. 

I can't stop staring at the bowleggedness on the second to last chick.  

13 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Oh, man. This just makes me sad for a myriad of reasons. Namely they're all fat, and one is jumping. 

High Obesity Within Dem Yokels!

32 minutes ago, Machinator said:

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"no matter what happens we loose"...

Obviously educated at aggy.

43 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I can't stop staring at the bowleggedness on the second to last chick.  

Struts bent in under the heavy weight 

49 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I can't stop staring at the bowleggedness on the second to last chick.  

She’s knock-kneed man... bow-legged is opposite.   Either way she sounds hideous.

39 minutes ago, Focht Up said:

"no matter what happens we loose"...

Obviously educated at aggy.

You are correct and the spelling is correct.

7 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

She’s knock-kneed man... bow-legged is opposite.   Either way she sounds hideous.

😂😂 Regardless, she is definitely hideous. 


Looks like he didn’t warn the qb he was gonna stick a couple of fingers up there.
Was checking him for possibilities for Tight End. Not a lot of possibilities in CStat
17 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

She’s knock-kneed man... bow-legged is opposite.   Either way she sounds hideous.

Pretty sure she's fixing to leap into the air.....but, an aggy could clarify that stance...imo.

1 hour ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Oh, man. This just makes me sad for a myriad of reasons. Namely they're all fat, and one is jumping. 

would you say the one wearing D is... close to jumping?

As I meant to suggest, I'm not qualified. I'm not a High Life Man, sadly.


Those who can’t do, teach. Based on that post, I’d say you have the passion. Shit, just reading that made me want to go install a ceiling fan.
She’s knock-kneed man... bow-legged is opposite.   Either way she sounds hideous.
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4 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

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Bwahahaha.   Exactly!  Out of rep!

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