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What is the tiebreaker that would have guaranteed them in at a 7-1 conference record with a loss to us? The most likely 3-way tie would be us and the GA/Tenn winner, not sure how they would have been locked in. 
Relatedly, a conference that is this big, with no divisions and 8 games is fucking stupid. 
Lots of talk last week about scenario where Texas beat aggy, LSU beat AL, and there was a 4 way tie btw TX AL GA and aggy. Supposedly LSU and aggy would be in SEC champ game based on SEC tiebreaker rules.
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44 minutes ago, TOR said:

Yep.

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Imagine coming home and your pick up truck cab reeks of cum from your "fish camp Drew" overalls riding shotgun but you have to tell your mom to NOT wash them because it's bad bull turdurshin and you don't want to be embarrassed in front of Hunter from Mount Pleasant, Texas.

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Just now, Longboard Horn said:

I'm going to laugh so hard if they lose to Auburn. 

You, me, all of Surly and most of the SEC. Pretty sure LSU fans have joined, in large part, the "fuck that weird cult" bandwagon. Brought an Auburn fan up to speed on a couple of aggie realities in a business meeting yesterday.

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1 hour ago, ABSR said:

Is aggy upset that South Carolina used lube?  Because from watching the game it sure seemed like South Carolina went in dry and hard all game.

That thread is savage.  

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24 minutes ago, nnm said:

I recently started helping another non-profit located in Illinois.  One of the main guys I deal with is an Aggie from Arizona.  Nice guy, and I like him. 

At a lunch two weeks ago (before the LSU game), he and I were sitting next to a guy from Illinois, who doesn't get all the passion in CFB in the south.  I explained to him the phenomenon of TAMU, including that Aggies revere their traditions, while outsiders just think they're weird and cultish.

The Aggie in the room said "name one thing that we do that's weird." 

I said "what do you do when the team is facing a critical 4th and goal, down by 5, a minute left in the game?"

He said "squeeze our nuts."  Followed by "OK, I admit that's a little weird."

I didn't even get into the dead dog scoreboard, the jizz jars, the revering mass manslaughter through incompetence, the stolen valor, or anything else.  

From the inside you can't explain it, from the outside you can't understand it.  

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