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10 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Cool boomer. I can do all of these

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Old people love this kind of stuff on Facebook.  I've lost count of how many times I've seen the same meme with "We were the last generation to play outside on the streets, the last to ______, etc., etc..."

Actually, Susan, I played outside with your own kid, which you should remember.  It's why you and I are FB friends.  And I still see kids playing outside all the time.  

Other than signing my name, I don’t think I’ve written in cursive since I graduated from high school 20+ years ago. 

1 minute ago, closetohumping said:

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Riot at It's A Small World boat ride.  

1 minute ago, closetohumping said:

That ride is a classic

Hell yea it is.  And as an adult you appreciate a lot of what comes with it.  I'm no Disney wonk (went once as a teenager to WDW and then been to WDW and DL once each with my kids) but on those two trips when the day has grown long, hot and the crowds tiresome....shorter lines, air condition, and a feel good vibe.  

1 hour ago, Surly Bevo said:

Hell yea it is.  And as an adult you appreciate a lot of what comes with it.  I'm no Disney wonk (went once as a teenager to WDW and then been to WDW and DL once each with my kids) but on those two trips when the day has grown long, hot and the crowds tiresome....shorter lines, air condition, and a feel good vibe.  

Disney has a big problem with people spreading loved ones' ashes in its parks.  It's A Small World is a particularly popular ride to spread them:

https://www.wsj.com/articles/disney-worlds-big-secret-its-a-favorite-spot-to-scatter-family-ashes-1540390229

13 minutes ago, nnm said:

Disney has a big problem with people spreading loved ones' ashes in its parks.  It's A Small World is a particularly popular ride to spread them:

https://www.wsj.com/articles/disney-worlds-big-secret-its-a-favorite-spot-to-scatter-family-ashes-1540390229

I would only do that to people I hated, but a good idea to keep in mind. Having to listen to that song for eternity seems cruel, but there are a few people on my list of candidates for it.

3 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

Riot at It's A Small World boat ride.  

To get out before your ears bleed.

1 hour ago, nnm said:

Disney has a big problem with people spreading loved ones' ashes in its parks.  It's A Small World is a particularly popular ride to spread them:

https://www.wsj.com/articles/disney-worlds-big-secret-its-a-favorite-spot-to-scatter-family-ashes-1540390229

Curious why it’s a big problem.  They dumping the whole urn?  People dropping a handful of dust you wouldn’t think would be a big deal, I fact I’d assume they’d encourage that kind of fanaticism to their corporate mascots.  Have a little ceremony where Goofy takes them to the top of the castle and let them loose Big Lebowski style.

That would be funny.  Do it during the fireworks show.  Then at 3am the army of outdoor vacuums can suck it all up.

 

That's my favorite part of Splash Mountain. The big drop at the end where you get drenched with a tidal wave of heavily chlorinated water containing one or more of the following: saliva, animal excrement, and the charred remains of dead nerds.

1 hour ago, smuggs said:

That's my favorite part of Splash Mountain. The big drop at the end where you get drenched with a tidal wave of heavily chlorinated water containing one or more of the following: saliva, animal excrement, and the charred remains of dead nerds.

https://youtu.be/uSDb_BNxu5k 

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3 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

To get out before your ears bleed.

hits close to home.  Got stuck mid-ride for about 45min on IASW during a breakdown a couple years ago.

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58 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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actually difficult. it’s soda and something else but I just don’t know. 

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47 minutes ago, futureman said:

actually difficult. it’s soda and something else but I just don’t know. 

Soda and cake for me

2 hours ago, futureman said:

actually difficult. it’s soda and something else but I just don’t know. 

It's cake first, because in a world with pie, fuck cake. 

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Im going to hell for this one, but yeah I laughed

1 hour ago, Laxtonto said:

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Im going to hell for this one, but yeah I laughed

Pretty sure Meatloaf would have laughed as well.  RIP

7 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

Pretty sure Meatloaf would have laughed as well.  RIP

I agree…. The dude has a solid sense of humor and never held his punches about making fun of himself, along with everyone else..

53 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

I agree…. The dude has a solid sense of humor and never held his punches about making fun of himself, along with everyone else..

I guess 2 out of 3 ain’t bad. 

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