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He prob. stole that skirt from one of young girls at the catholic elementary school he teaches at.  

8 hours ago, tfoolry said:

He prob. stole that skirt from one of young girls at the catholic elementary school he teaches at.  

 

3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Just realized his high heels are made from an old pair of Chuck Taylor sneakers

I don't think y'all are using the correct pronoun.

5 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Just realized his high heels are made from an old pair of Chuck Taylor sneakers

What I chuckle more about is that I think the license plate says FL LAW

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3 hours ago, Born Burnt said:

I don't think y'all are using the correct pronoun.

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7 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Just realized his high heels are made from an old pair of Chuck Taylor sneakers

My basketball coach, he done kicked me off the team
For wearin' high-heel sneakers and actin' like a queen

He must be a big Cheech and Chong fan.

14 hours ago, Speedtrucker said:

Yes those with barely a high school degree have moved on from being pandemic medical/science experts to war and global oil supply experts

I was just talking to a friend about this very thing. I'm like dude! Why are you arguing with these fox news/Joe Rogan parrots?

Most couldn't even graduate high school and those who did were held back a grade or two.

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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hash brown patty in the 4th round? vodka and shoestrings in the 5th? those are your value picks. 

12 minutes ago, futureman said:

hash brown patty in the 4th round? vodka and shoestrings in the 5th? those are your value picks. 

Curly fries sitting there like Aaron Rodgers, having to wait to be called despite being the top player.

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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You cut up a hash brown patty and then you have tater tots.  That's a #6 value, you couple that with some chips and maybe a potato to be named later and you make a run at 1,1.  This is how you win championships.

2 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Curly fries sitting there like Aaron Rodgers, having to wait to be called despite being the top player.

standard cut fries is your baker mayfield. 

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1 minute ago, futureman said:

standard cut fries is your baker mayfield. 

What is your Dak? 

5 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

What is your Dak? 

gotta be a 4th rounder. either potato croquettes or gnocchi. both are basically shit. not unlike one rayne prescott.

although that casserole looks like it has marshmallows. that would best fit dak’s identity as a soft overhyped pussy. 

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2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I could stop at Sandlot. 

This^^^

I could stop at Sandlot. 

Counterpoint: Holes has a sweaty Sigourney Weaver and Patricia Arquette on horseback.

Holes is great. So is Space Jam. 

Sandlot, Holes and Home Alone. I've only seen four of those anyway. My Girl is the fourth.

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