2022 Houston Astros Thread

[Wulaw Horn 18936]

1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

@Wulaw Horn needs to step up his game

 

I love Mac. 

[Rip76 4901]

Mike check!

[WBT 20376]

Uncle Mike!

[Scraps 13518]

Hit the ball motherfuckers

[Scraps 13518]

Hit the ball motherfuckers

Yep

[Smax 3799]

crushed

[WBT 20376]

y'all keep talking shit about Siri

[tx 3 putt 75959]

yall mother fuckers keep talking shit about siri !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gourmand 7774]

SIRI BOMB

[elfenix 34161]

josHEY SIRI!

[tx 3 putt 75959]

456 !

[HtownHorn 14395]

Altuve is in one of his patented pull everything slumps.

[Scraps 13518]

Yep

[Scraps 13518]

Abreu in

[Rip76 4901]

Siri just can’t help himself.

[tx 3 putt 75959]

1 minute ago, Rip76 said:

Siri just can’t help himself.

 

he reads this thread before every at bat to get fired up

[tx 3 putt 75959]

101 !!!

[Rip76 4901]

101! Dirty

[Wulaw Horn 18936]

If Abreu wants to keep throwing 100 and 101 I’m all for it. 
I said this weekend I liked his stuff and was back to intrigued. I’m getting a little more than intrigued right now. 
I like his breaking stuff. 
If this guy throws strikes that’s a weapon. 
As I say this he walks a guy on a non competitive AB, but still. 

[tx 3 putt 75959]

damn

[OB3 3608]

Gotta throw something other than a fastball

[Planet Houston 4921]

I hope he doesn’t crack one here 

[Honeysucklerose 957]

Taylor blows

[clapclapclap 9000]

11 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I mean, did we? It's a dad gum west coast game (or is this when AZ is only an hour behind us?) so it's like we still are being punished. 

We have only 5 more late start games on weeknights:  1 at the end of May and 4 in July.  

The remainder of the late starts are Friday or Saturday nights.

[runthebone 7913]

Maybe Altuve can double up on his season hit total this inning.

[UTexasFight 9362]

4 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

We have only 5 more late start games on weeknights:  1 at the end of May and 4 in July.  

The remainder of the late starts are Friday or Saturday nights.

That’s pretty incredible

but also I guess what happens when all of the Seattle road series are weekends  

[Guadaloopy 10890]

If anyone was wondering what Juan Centeno is up to these days, he’s catching for the AA Amarillo Sod Poodles who took down the Tulsa Drillers tonight.  I wonder how many other people in the stadium knew that he has a WS ring.  

[Smax 3799]

Terrible

[WBT 20376]

 

[cabowabo 4446]

Man, turn the god damn organ/PA mic down. 

[clapclapclap 9000]

TV sound mix is terrible.  Park mics are drowning out Kalas and Blummer.

[Scraps 13518]

We are over here fucking around with a minor league team. Throw strikes dickhead

[WBT 20376]

Y'all aren't enjoying the macarena vibes?

[TonyTexas 10467]

Neris looks to be an excellent signing. He’s a workhorse and should be a very good setup man. 

[WBT 20376]

Maybe score a run?

[tx 3 putt 75959]

get him home 

[Planet Houston 4921]

On 4/8/2022 at 10:22 PM, Planet Houston said:

Say what you will about Siri but he can create havoc unlike anyone we have. 

Oh hai

[Wulaw Horn 18936]

This is Uncle Mikes reason for being. 

[Honeysucklerose 957]

Let’s go Uncle Mike

[tx 3 putt 75959]

uncle mike !!!

[Gourmand 7774]

What a swing!

[Honeysucklerose 957]

Dude is incredible

[WBT 20376]

Professional hitter

[tx 3 putt 75959]

[runthebone 7913]

Professional uncle

[elfenix 34161]

uncle mike!

[hornmpa96 2597]

PROFESSIONAL HITTER

[clapclapclap 9000]

Professional tiebreaker

[Guadaloopy 10890]

Automatic.  

[WBT 20376]

Love a 2-out rally